Monday, March 16, 2020

Jack Red presents The Unlucky Three (Horror Movie Edition)

Hello everyone, Happy early St. Patrick's Day to you all. I been going back and forward for a few years how exactly should I go about this. One night after my shower, I finally got the perfect way of doing just that. I always think of three particular magical horror icons that should be called The Unlucky Three.

Now this won't be me reviewing all of their movies or anything as time consuming. No I just want to talk about their usage of magic. Keep in mind, I am throwing some of my opinions in there as well. But I do want to present all three of these characters as faithfully as I could. I will start with the easiest to talk about.

1. The Warlock (Warlock 1 and 2)


The Warlock attempted to ending all of creation simply by saying God's true name. Oh okay really whatever moving on. He later got revived through an unusual birth in Warlock 2. He then attempted to ending the world by causing the apocalypse to happen. No I am not kidding, he needed the talismans.

Mostly in Warlock 2, he deals with a few magic users. The Warlock has shown to be one of the strongest magic users. It took two champions working together to taking him down. Some of his kills actually involved magic like trying a man into stealing his job to transform him into an abomination. This guy is ruthless, cold & manipulate.

2. The Leprechaun (All except Leprechaun: Origins)

Yes I am well aware most Leprechaun movies are essentially their own stories. In most of them Warwick Davis portrays The Leprechaun killing anyone who tries stealing his gold. He actually has more kills that used magic than The Warlock. Also, his weaknesses do variety depending on the story as well as what he can do.

This creature is meaner than Freddy. He turned a woman into a human balloon before. The Leprechaun is truly a wicked magical creature that enjoys causing people pain. Not even outer space could fully kill him. His usage of magic is heavily depended on the amount of gold he has simply because he stole his soul for it.

3. The Djinn aka Wishmaster (Wishmaster series)

OMG, hands down the scariest potential out of these three magical beings. The Djinn is an evil genie that twists any wish to end up killing them. This guy could cause some ridiculous things to happen with ease because of it. The person who frees him will get three wishes. But among granting the final wish will cause the apocalypse to happen.

Now you wanna see some truly mess up ways to kill people that isn't Final Destination series. Then here you go because a few of these forever left a mental scar on my brain. Like the guy who wished to never be born was such a disturbing death. The Djinn also great at manipulating people in getting what they want.

Let's be honest, the world is never save with any of these three roaming around. You can guarantee there will be bodies possibly amount to fill up a river or two. All three of them should give you a reason to be afraid of magic. Not only that, in their own right can get pretty ridiculous. I highly recommend not talking or even saying a word with a djinn around or you'll be sorry.

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