Hi everyone I'm Jack Red, today I am going to go another heavily disliked Syfy movie take over sequel. They made both Wishmaster 3 & 4 back to back. As stated before this usually isn't a good thing. Wishmaster 4 to me is a huge insult to anyone that loves the first two movies. Some may dislike Wishmaster 3 more which I can understand. I am here to rip Wishmaster 4 into pieces to make sure you really don't need to watch it.
First off Andrew Divoff who played both human & Djinn forms of Wishmaster isn't in this movie.Are you kidding me the very same guy that really made you afraid of Wishmaster isn't anywhere in this movie? Just imagine not an reboot another sequel without Robert Englund or Warwick Davis or Brad Dourif. Yeah it simply does not work in any possible way.
This movie has some of the absolute worst wishes I have ever heard of in a horror movie. A great example was Wishmaster talking to a bartender about a stripper performing. He wished to be a pimple on her butt. Really movie why that was the simple stupidest moment in the entire movie. Of course we can't forget a woman getting killed by sex.
Yes you heard correctly they were talking about another woman he had feelings for. I recall not hearing I wish anywhere. Unless Wishmaster took if I were here as I wish. Wait how the hell does that make any sense? No please tell me I really would like to know. Wishmaster touches her to cause the intense feeling of sex pushing her up the walls.
I know what a lot of you must be thinking this sounds like a cheesy rip off porno. I wouldn't blame you if you did since that's not something I want to see in a horror movie. I also should mention another wish about a man beating up Wishmaster. This guy was stupid enough to make a dumb wish. I wish you should've given me a better fight.
I'm sure you can guess what happens next? Wishmaster transforms into his Djinn form to wipe the floor with him. Obviously killing him in such a brutal way wasting no time as he's doing it. I probably should mention a psychopath angel going around killing anyone that gets in his way. In Wishmaster 3, the person who awoke the Djinn wished for an angel to come help her.
Oh ok that makes sense despite breaking a few major reality laws. In Wishmaster 4, they foreseen the person giving the Djinn his final wish. A reminder if nothing stops after granting a third wish from the people that awaken the Djinn. Hell will rain among the Earth killing possibly billions of people. In eternal darkness to god knows when.
Trust me the final wish this time is so incredibly bad that I must look back at the last few movies first. In the first two movies, a wish occurs to prevent everything from happening. Oh ok that makes sense since all of those people didn't need to die.There wasn't a final wish in Wishmaster 3 since the person who awakened the Djinn attempted to commit suicide by falling.
Thus giving her the perfect opportunity to use an angel's sword to kill him. Oh boy I really don't want to tell you this movie's final wish. Sadly I must, the awakener wishes for the Djinn to love her. Yes I am not making that up. Somehow this lady is in a strange love triangle with a man and a god like being.
I should mention some of his species from Hell keeps pressuring him to break his own word to grant that wish. Wishmaster in our world refused since love must be earned not given. As strange as this sounds, I'm mind blown he would actually attempt to make her love him. As his species heavily suggests, he could use his powers to have her instantly love him.
This wish alone ruins the entire series. The first two movies had some of my favorite wishes. I am really surprised the Djinn grants her boy friend's wish to give him an angel's sword. Obviously he isn't a angel or the person that awoken the Djinn. The sword is too heavy for him to wield. This leads to such a disappointing kill.
Her dying boy friend with the last of his strength got the blade up high enough to impale Wishmaster. She tries the Djinn by knocking him into that sword thus killing him in the process. I know I been ignoring one key thing this entire time. I think it's about time the Djinn kills her lawyer & stolen his identity.
Very early on as for her first wish is sadly the only wish worth rewatching. She wished for a man to give a large amount of money to her through a fax machine. Obviously this guy had no real intention in doing that. But he made the mistake of picking up that phone. The stuff he forced that guy to do was terrible.
It is so violent that I don't want to get into trouble by explaining everything that happened. This entire movie will quickly feel like a tired romance horror movie. There really isn't much reason to come back to this piece of garbage. Wishmaster 4 is easily one of the most disappointing horror movie sequels I ever.
I highly recommend Wishmaster 1 and 2 since those are great horror movies. I also recommend some movies based on The Monkey's Paws. A lot of shows did their own versions of this classic horror story. But for those that may never heard of this story. Then please allow me to explain in this short story. A small group of people find a strange monkey's paw. It has the power to grant wishes but at a terrible price. Possibly this story may or may not inspired Wishmaster series.
Bottom line I could recommend way more horror movies over this. Please don't waste your time looking for this on TV. The more you watch of it, the more you will wish you done something else. I am not kidding it is a terrible movie that isn't even worth mentioning.
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