Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Classic ScrewAttack Blog: Jack Red presents Death Battle Fight Prediction: The Joker vs. Sweet Tooth

This was my first of an handful that got on ScrewAttack's front page an few years ago. Right now everyone else including me is about to see this episode tomorrow. I figured because this blog got people back into this fight. Why not post my famous blog that once exploded on the internet here.

Hi everyone I'm Jack Red, I know it's been a while since I made one of these blogs. I honestly wanted to do this one so bad for a long time. Right around I got into this show it was often requested. A fight that most fans of all eras always wanted to see.

As a kid I always wanted to see this fight happen some day. I actually picturing this being one of their most creative yet. I mean who doesn't want two well known fictional psychotic clowns fighting to the death. So I'm Jack Red it's time to determine who would win in a death battle.

I am going to do something a little different before I break down these characters. I am aware most don't understand The Joker. There's a good reason for that in the comics he's very violent. Thus at first DC had trouble getting him out there in shows & movies. They decided to really tone the character down. Most time lines in media doesn't have a origin for him. So based on my own personal research. The Killing Joke still stands as closest we'll ever get to his origin. Some versions of him get easily beaten by Batman. In fact most of you reading this are about to learn a lot. This is done to successfully determine who truly wins. Keep in mind most forms of media are still considered. Also some forms real name is Jack Napier. There's a lot of mystery surrounding the character.

Sweet Tooth
Needles Kane a psychotic clown escaped from a mental hospital looking for his best friend. Who so happens to be a paper bag? He once had a family of his own working as a milk delivery man. Revealed in Twisted Metal: Black, Needles is Marcus's multiple personality. He's often going around neighbor hoods killing people. This clown doesn't fear anyone especially Calypso whose similar to Wish Master. He enjoys causing destruction around the world even to most of it gone. They never kept his stories together like most characters do.

The Joker
Jack Napier was an engineer who quit his job to do stand up comedy. Which doesn't go well so decides to go on a heist. He is forced to wear a red hood over his head once inside. Then he ran into Batman to fell into a vast of chemicals. Which cause bleach his skin white, his hair green & his lips crimson red. Now taking up the atlas The Joker. This guy is widely known for killing people & destroying buildings. He currently stands as Batman's worst enemy. Like Sweet Tooth, there's a lot of stories not connected to together but some are.
Weapons & Gadgets
Sweet Tooth

Sweet Tooth has used knives but this one in particular is now his most known weapon. This custom made machete can cut through tables. Which makes it more sharper than most machetes. Sweet Tooth proves this by killing most people in the hospital. I'm sure most of you seen a few Friday the 13th movies. If you compared Jason's machete kills to Sweet Tooth in the latest game. He easily out did him by a few minutes. It's unknown how or who built this machete but Sweet Tooth got it so yeah.

Sweet Tooth's Ice Cream Truck
Some of you may not ever play any of the Twisted Metal games. Sweet Tooth drives in an modified ice cream truck. It has built in machine guns & rocket launchers. Some versions of this vehicles are Transformers.

The Joker
Over the years The Joker has used most guns he stolen. Honestly it's not known how many guns he had altogether. It is known he usually fires handguns with some exceptions.

Like guns, The Joker also had a lot of knives over the years. It's very clear how people can be killed by them. Yet The Joker usually use knives to threaten. It's true he uses guns in that manner more often. Not a lot of them has been hurt by his knives. Other than that he uses other weapons in his arsenal.

Joker Venom
One of his most well known & deadliest weapons Joker Venom. This gas causes you to laugh uncontrollably to death. It also causes you to die with a Joker grin. Only a handful of people know how to cure it in time. Once in Batman Movie (1989) The Joker tried killing the people of Gotham. By using giant balloon characters usually used for parades filled with Joker Venom. Just in case you somehow haven't seen this awesome movie.

Razor Cards
He is also known for using razor sharp playing cards. Which cuts through most things with ease. Although it's clear where the idea came from. How The Joker made it is still a mystery. This is easily one of his deadliest weapons in his arsenal.

At times The Joker offers a hand shake to only play a joke on you. Some versions of this are pretty violent that most kids would be horrific. Usually it's just a quick shock but sometimes watch out. Or maybe this could happen to you...


Acid Flower
Another gadget Joker commonly wears to surprise his victims. I'm sure some of you are aware how this is a joke. You usually get sprayed by water when you don't expect it. The Joker turn this simple joke into a deadly weapon. He fills it up with water, poisonous gases & acid. Without question one of his hardest to predict of his arsenal. Considering all the stuff I know he done through out the years. This weapon also stands as one of his deadliest.
Abilities & Charactics

Sweet Tooth
He has proven to be stronger & tougher than most normal person. Hell he did kill most people in the hospital. He barely can be reason with yet has no regret of his actions. This guy enjoys killing millions of people as well as destroying cities. He once survived the chair in Twisted Metal: Black with a bag over his head. He is known for being quick to anger. Which in some occasions got him killed although only one ending in the original was confirmed canon. He also has fire hair literately fire on his head. Only Twisted Metal: Black explained how he got it. He got cursed by a troubled priest on the night of his execution. The cure was this man's blood which he refuse to take. Which lead him to killing Calypso again. Finally at times he laughs as he does what he does best.

The Joker
The Joker is immune to all forms of toxins thanks to Batman. Once The Scarecrow tried his gas to only get beaten by a chair. As proven on many occasions by Batman he has no fear at all. This is where a true Joker expert like me can do justice. In the comics this guy can hold his own against Batman. Due to years of being an engineer can build gadgets, machines & toxins. He is usually a few steps in front of Batman whose smarter than Superman. He is a very difficult man to predict. His arsenal is very likely to cause people to get off guard. He also can trick you into doing stupid you otherwise wouldn't do. For example injustice: Gods Among Us in an pararell universe. The Joker tricked Superman into destroying Metropolis. Which in turn cause him to get murdered thus corrupting the Justice League. WOW right that's how twisted this man is. Like Sweet Tooth, he's known for killing people & destroying building. He too has a crazy laugh for a psychotic clown. He's also often for constantly lying & telling horrible jokes. In fact he will betray anyone with no care for even himself.

Sweet Tooth
+Is more willing to attack
+Is physically stronger than The Joker
+Having his ice cream truck gives him more destructing arsenal
+Is more likely to keep his guard up
+His vehicle easily dominates most of Joker's arsenal
-He's quick to anger which The Joker can easily trick him into doing something stupid
-Isn't bright enough to alter his attacks
-Relies too much on his machete
-Even if he had access to his vehicles, The Joker is an expert of destruction himself
-Isn't use to his victims putting up a fight
-Will go right for the kill too often which The Joker is used to that
-Doesn't fight on the level of The Joker's street fighting style which rivals Batman's
-Isn't immune to toxins which is a big part of The Joker's arsenal
-Is slower than The Joker
-Although he's insane, he still has fear
-Wihtout his ice cream truck, he only has a very sharp custom machete
-Isn't used to dealing with insane people
The Joker

+Is much smarter rivaling Batman's intelligence
+Is faster than Sweet Tooth
+Most of his arsenal can take down Sweet Tooth's ice cream truck
+Is more calm unless threatened or angered yet still plans out strategies
+Has a more unpredictable fighting style
+Is a better fighter capable of holding his own against Batman
+His arsenal will constantly throw Sweet Tooth off
+Is immune to all forms of toxins
+Is much tougher than Sweet Tooth
+Has been proven to be fearless
+Has a bigger arsenal of weapons & gadgets
+Can easily get insane people to help him
-Sometimes will test people mostly Batman to kill him
-Is more likely to drop his guard
-Usually waits for an opening as he fights
-If not prepared for Sweet Tooth's ice cream truck can be his undoing

Sweet Tooth is like most psychopaths while The Joker actually similar to Dr. Hannibal Lector. A smart socialpath capable of doing the impossible. Basically Sweet Tooth is working too hard to end it early. He isn't able to think once he gets too piss off which The Joker will use against him. The Joker's street fighting style rivals that of Batman's material arts. Sweet Tooth never got trained in any fighting style. The Joker is rather very difficult to predict with a seemingly laughable arsenal. Which actually are some of the deadliest weapons in fictional history. Sweet Tooth has proven to be tougher than most humans. Yet The Joker often deals with the dark knight. A guy with a lot of great skills who once bested the Justice League. Sweet Tooth's ice cream truck does out do Joker's arsenal. However The Joker is also an expert of destruction. Hell he tricked the Man of Steel destroying Metropolis. He even has hold his own against Justice League a few times. An all stars super hero team with insane feats. Which puts most Twisted Metal characters Sweet Tooth to shame. It's likely at one point The Joker will trick Sweet Tooth. Into hitting his machete into something to prevent him from attacking. In The Dark Knight he tricked Batman to slamming against the glass. Later he used the broken piece to hold up an officer. Then he made a call which triggered a bomb to escape from the police station. He is also known for building his own gadgets & toxins. Sweet Tooth once survived the chair but The Joker always came back from the impossible. For example in Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker. The Joker fell in water but threw a switch. Which cause him to fry himself to death. Yet He plated a microchip in Tim Drake aka the third Robin. Thus over time became more until he almost fully took over his body. Either way you look at it The Joker has most of the advantages.

I just found the perfect way of celebrating his victory.

Hahaha but honestly two of my favorite evil clowns fighting to the death. What more could you possibly ask for well you can't. Anyway I would like to thank everyone who reads this.

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