Some would consider it among the ultimate Halloween vs Christmas fight ideas to date. We're putting one of the absolute famous vampires against one of the most famous holiday icons in history!!! You can bet this idea is full blown insanity!!! There's no possible way a single person could stay on top of every appearance both of them ever had.
Of course there's confusion with some conflicting stuff making this a rather huge head ache. Most people throwing this out are rather curious to see if the team actually do this or not? To be fair, this would be a truly insane amount of research if it were to happen. This is still among the weirdest fight ideas to date. It's also safe to say both could easily be very broken characters going the full composite route.
I don't think a lot of people knows how broken possibly they both could be either. Honestly, this still ended up being a surprising fun fight idea for what it is. It's far from perfect but just enough to justify doing the idea. Just the right amount of surprises to keep it interesting. This has the potential to possibly be one of the finest episodes in existence if done right.
Verdict
Composite Santa
Ultimately Santa goes way further back than Dracula. The original Dracula novel dates back to 1897. Santa dates all the way back to the 4th century!!! This is important because most versions of Dracula being alive for several centuries within most canons. Not many of them goes beyond that like Dracula 3000.
A lot of versions of Santa does confirm he's been delivering presents for a very long time to children around the world. It's also important to note usually magic helps keeping Santa going. Usually Santa has elves to help him make then deliver the presents. Of course, there do exist evil versions of the character. But the same for good versions of Dracula also exists.
Santa usually doesn't use his magic for evil in most appearances. In some cases, he could risk losing them. Being a vampire, Dracula eventually going to need blood to survive. Some versions of Dracula has powerful magic making things more interesting. Yes this is considering Castlevania Dracula who was the avatar of Chaos.
A being powerful enough to create an universe equal in size to another universe within the main Castlevania canon. Yes we're actually going universal here. Some versions of Santa fights supernatural threats. Another common trait Santa has he really knows everyone. He knows if you been good or bad like one of your parents knows you thing.
Unfortunately this could carry over to Dracula. Santa could possibly have access to holy weapons. A critical weakness to Dracula that could come into play. Yes Santa exists in the big name comic companies. We also could argue Santa easily wins stamina delivering presents for a really long time!!! We also could confirm he's more of a strategist working with his team of elves.
Composite Santa is going to be very difficult to predict. Some versions of Santa doesn't wanna fight. Some are willing to kill people like Santa's Slay version. Some versions can fight off supernatural threats. Some versions of Santa could convince Dracula to stand down. This by far could be the very factor that determines the winner.
Most versions of Dracula are monsters at their core. Santa instantly know how to deal with him. I'm also aware some versions of Dracula are rather tricky to finish off. Some versions can withstand sun light to a degree like Hellsing's Alucard. The big issue is we don't actually know how long. Either composite characters' abilities going to be!!!
Let's put it this way, Death Battle might break the record with this. I really wasn't kidding how truly ridiculous of an idea this was. This actually could come down to whose has more versality or whose more incapable of death? Death is a funny topic for both these characters. Castlevania Dracula kept getting slayed to eventually return.
Some versions of Santa died but somehow magically comes back to life. On the surface this would be the ultimate good vs evil within everything!!! Santa given every known canon he fights in. Dracula automatically at a huge disadvantage. Santa could actually play on a stupid vampire rule. There's a seeds or something similar an vampire must count rule I'm not kidding.
There's also the famous vampires must be invited or they don't enter rule. Then again what's preventing Santa going down chutes? Santa could easily exploit those stupid vampire rules. There also exists a few versions of both characters with a connection to the devil!!! Yes I'm not kidding there are particular canons for these characters that's connected to the devil himself.
I also felt Dracula going to have a much more difficult time trying to exploit any of Santa's weaknesses. Especially considering Santa knows everything about him. Therefore, Dracula can't even do sneak attacks since Santa already knows. Santa also has a more possibly ridiculous location he lives at. A lot of people don't consider this when it's essential to do so.
In most canons, the North Pole is protected with a magical barrier. Often a lot of elves living there doesn't help Dracula much. Assuming the fight going to take place there. But Santa could be given teleport to bring Dracula to the North Pole. Also despite being undead, Dracula can still feel the cold weather there.
Santa already would know every vampire weakness by default is a truly broken factor here. The counting rule simply buys Santa time to do something. If they were to play off not getting invited in. They could make a joke or two out of that. Santa ultimately the more broken composite version. Even if power scaling were to go to Composite Dracula.
Santa still has exactly what he needs to win here. The main point I really want to drive home is Santa can easily manipulate Dracula. Dracula himself in many canons is a master manipulator. Now that speaks volumes how truly terrifying Composite Santa possibly be!!! Santa always been several steps ahead in the entire fight.
This by itself would prevent most of Dracula's possible win conditions from even happening in the first place. Santa's magic more consistently has more versality. Possibly giving Santa more advantages than anyone ever going to realize. Santa can easily prevent Dracula getting blood or trick him drinking something else.
Intelligence must go to Santa as well. He's been a leader for a lot longer than the longest surviving versions of Dracula within any canons!!! Composite Dracula is one scary monster indeed. But Composite Santa I may have to openly request to the show to not use at all!!! He's so broken as a character it should be illegal to use him in any actual versus debates.
Speed wise could also easily go to Santa even without help from the elves, the reindeers or the sleigh. Of course, both versions has access to teleporting. Which easily could counter the speed advantage. There's a strong possibility Composite Santa could win having faster variations of both those factors. He's famous for delivering presents to kids around the world for a really long time.
Roughly Santa done placing presents within houses in seconds each. Which also means by default, Santa possibly a speedster himself. It's also true some variations of teleporting for both characters. Actually requires other people to get working for them. Let's be honest, I don't think they would use those versions of the same abilities.
This also means even if Dracula had an opening to possibly do something. For so many reasons, any of those opportunities not going to happen. They easily could argue Composite Santa's speed is possibly immeasurable. I don't know if Composite Dracula could reach such ridiculous level of speed. This also means Santa going to notice as well as strategize while moving that fast is also ridiculous!!!
They prefer to try keeping majority of fights to being one on one. Composite Santa is already too much for Composite Dracula to handle alone. Which is already really ridiculous when you think about it. The more I think about this fight idea. The more I'm siding with Composite Santa. It's a real possibility Composite Dracula might not even be able to harm Composite Santa at all.
We don't even know if Composite Santa could stay dead or simply revive on the spot? Which makes him a more questionable death character. Indirectly meaning this fight rigged for Composite Dracula to lose. Composite Santa potentially could be considered an equal to Chuck Norris and Segata Sanshiro. Both those characters supposedly still fighting to no end the show kept referencing.
Two characters with virtually no true equals fighting for an eternity. If they end up scaling Composite Santa to them, Composite Dracula is screwed!!! This is more of a possible reality that actually could end up happening on the show. This essentially means Composite Dracula can't win at all. Composite Santa is so broken of a character, Wiz and Boomstick instantly be on the naughty list for doing it.
I kept stating Composite Santa is that broken of a character to lose. Considering as many possible versions that could get researched for such a ridiculous episode. We just don't know how far the team actually willing to go with this? Composite Dracula is still a worthy opponent for such a broken character.
Another possible way to view such a ridiculous matchup. Even if we kept this with their most broken versions. I always could easily argue ways Composite Santa somehow more broken. Which is quite a ridiculous achievement when you think about it. Composite Santa always going to get some form of a leg up on Composite Dracula despite some of those being rather unexpected or weird.
Honestly I rather watch this over Composite Goku vs Composite Ryu. For me, there's plenty of possible surprises in store. The world about to get truly mind blown with such an episode. I really think if they truly go all the way with the research. This could end up among the greatest episodes they ever done!!! Where it stands Composite Santa easily going to win this fight.
Winner: Composite Santa (Everything)
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