What If Horror Movie Monster Battle #6 Graboids vs. Xenomorph

Hello everyone I'm Jack Red, today let's make it where there really isn't anywhere safe. The one fight coming to mind of that concept in mind might be blowing for many people. First up these creature start life as giant worms with other transformations becoming worse. Say hello to Graboids and their opponents are an alien race that really doesn't need any introductions. Welcome to the slaughterhouse Xenomorph.

Graboids

In 1889, many people started disappearing with little to no traces. An small town figured out creatures called Graboids are eating people. In later movies, they have transformations like Shiekers & Ass-Blasters. Originally using sound to find their prey. In other forms that changes to heat sensing. Usually an group of them are close by several miles of each other.

Xenomorph

An race of aliens that some species kept reviving through both technology & using live creatures. Starting live as Facehuggers, their purpose to find any creature to force bonding. After a coupe of hours, their victims dies after these creatures comes out of their chests. Savage beasts hunting people & protecting their queen at any cost.

I know many people are probably thinking several things right now. What why these two going against each other? This makes no sense at all you must be doing drugs. There is no possible way of making this fight happening. Honestly my concept is aiming for an angle most wouldn't understand at first. I wanted an great creature battle with no where being save. What both these creatures brings to the fight makes things very interesting. This fight alone has so much potential to blow so many people away.

For the record I'm excluding the newest Graboids from Tremors 5. I'm also not counting all cross over variations of Xenomorph speices. This should be what we have in their movies is what we got. If you don't like then don't come crying to me about it.

Graboids
Pros
+In Graboid form has superior strength
+More difficult to fight one or an group of them
+Greater senses
+Faster
+Tougher
+In Graboid form being a lot heavier
+Hide their eggs better

Cons
-Xenomorph can use sound or heat to get Graboids to go into traps
-Doesn't have much of a way to fight back
-Shiekers aren't much of an challenge compared to most it's forms

Xenomorph
Pros
+Smarter
+More unpredictable
+Has more ways of fighting back
+Quicker reactions
+Better army
+Graboid species will likely get touch by their acidic blood
+Quickly adapts to any environment
+Goes through live forms much faster
+Queen can give born to an large amount of her kind

Cons
-Not as patience as Graboids
-More depended on Queen than themselves
-Doesn't have a way to attack Graboids in the ground or Ass-Blasters in the sky
-Not as tough by a huge amount
-Lay all their eggs out in the open instead of hiding them

WOW this is really hard to determine which monster army would win this battle. I took so many things into consideration to determine which side would win. I believe this battle must go to Xenomorph. Before I go even further I'm an huge fan of both franchises. I know some are going to quickly judge it simply because of Xenomorph. Allow me to fully explain why they win such an close battle. Clearly both sides has great advantages over each other. So I had to look deeper for big enough differences to decide which would win. I am picking my brains at this point. In short Xenomorph will have the bigger army at an faster rate because of their queen. Unavoidably several possibilities will occur often in this battle. Yes some Xenomorph aliens will get eaten alive. But Graboids won't make away in time after getting hit by their acidic blood. Which can burn through steel in seconds. In some Alien movies, Xenomorph have shown surprising high level of intelligence. For example in Alien: Resurrection they killed one of their own & hide. As soon as the guy spraying them comes out to search. One of them goes in that room & sprays him to death. If they could do that then it is likely Xenomorph will strategize against Graboids. Also Graboids has an history of falling into traps by humans. Yes Xenomorph can't able to attack Graboids in the ground or Ass-Blasters in the sky. Xenomorph can quickly adapt to any environment. Graboids are only found in hot areas around the world. Strongly suggesting an possible weakness or simply dislike to cold temperatures. Graboids won't go after Xenomorph eggs even they're hatching since they don't make much sound or heat. It is possible Xenomorph would go after Graboid eggs if they are an threat to their species. In the end Xenomorph has the numbers, deadly blood, quickly increase the size of their army and smart enough to win this battle.

The Winner of this monster battle is Xenomorph

What If Horror Movie Monster Battle #5 Tallman vs. Dracula

Hello everyone I'm Jack Red, to me this following fight is both an dream fight & possibly the one fight making the most sense. Today I put an lesser known horror icon against an legendary horror icon. First up an mysterious being with the goal of taking over our world is Tallman. His opponent the king of vampires with many legends and one of the most horror movies in history. Say hello to Count Dracula.

Tallman

An undertaker becomes obsessed in attempting of connecting our world into another. Shortly entering his portal, the entity take over his body for centuries. Only known by the name Tallman plans on conquering our world. He found an way to use the dead against us.

Count Dracula

An king that was battling another army upon winning. He came home to find out his soon to be wife committed suicide. Greatly upsetting him to become the monster we all know of today. This vampire has done more damage than any horror movie icon. Widely known for his army of vampires and sometimes other monsters.

For me no body made more sense to take on Count Dracula than Tallman. It already is an huge deal for anyone possibly facing Dracula. One of the greatest horror movie icons in history. I made sure to pick the perfect opponent for him. To my own surprise this is really close. In fact I am cutting hairs to determine the winner or in this case dropping blood.

To clarify I am using a lot of Dracula movies for this fight. This isn't to create the ultimate Dracula that no one can beat. This was meant to create the true definitive Dracula for this fight.

Tallman
Pros
+Tougher
+Has more difficult weaknesses
+More unpredictable
+Bigger army
+Quickly replace himself after dying as if nothing happened
+Greater range of attacks
+Smarter
+Doesn't require sleep, eat or using the bathroom
+Constantly traveling making it more difficult to track

Cons
-Dracula could use high pitch noises with help to stop Tallman in his tracks
-Most of his army isn't meant for battles
-Spheres could easily be manipulate

Count Dracula
Pros
+Faster
+Better army with & without his monster allies
+More powers at his disposable
+More ways of being revived

Cons
-Depending on version has some or all vampire weaknesses
-Requires sleep during the day
-More reckless
-Stays in one set location
-His mind may not be able to handle the portals

This is going to be one insane war between the undead. Two of the most powerful beings in existence going at it. Virtually at their best with so little room to decide which ruler would win this battle. I really took a lot of time determining every possibility. This battle easily could go either way depending on it's conditions alone. Therefore with that in mind I imagine a lot of those scenarios. To me I kept coming up with great reasons why Tallman wins. Yes both lead an huge undead army that haunts the living. But all of Tallman's army can hunt as long as they need to. They doesn't require sleep, eat or using the bathroom. In vice versa, majority of Dracula's army are vampires. In most movies, they only can be at night hunting humans. Sunlight can easily kill them faster than most fatal weaknesses. There is the slight chance of getting other monster allies into the war. Wolf Man has an similar thing going with his transformations. Of course while in wolf form he doesn't have much control over his actions. Most of them have no limit of any kind preventing from hunting Tallman's army. Most of Tallman's army lack intelligence & being much shorter in comparison. Some vampires would die from Tallman's spheres. It is possible for them or Dracula to manipulate them to either avoid or get them stuck. Tallman will kill people in their sleep happening in some of the Phantasm movies. Dracula has an long history of people killing him within his coffin. Dracula usually stays his castle in Translyvania. But Tallman travels around the United States killing thousands to millions of people in canon. Tallman can quickly track Dracula's castle much faster than in vice versa that process taking much longer. It is also possible if Dracula go inside those portals Tallman uses. His mind very likely would not be able to handle it. Finally even if Dracula does kill off Tallman. As proven in some of his movies, Tallman will quickly return. As directly stated by Tallman himself, there exists over ten of thousands of him. Therefore for Dracula to officially win he must figure an way of getting to all of them. Sadly there doesn't exist such an way as it doesn't even state where all these Tallmans are. This means if Dracula were to attempt doing this. He is more likely to get killed or trapped inside. To clarify you can get trapped inside Tallman's world or time itself like what happened to Richie. Both of them are difficult to escape as proven by the movies. This was an close battle but Tallman comes out on top.

The Winner of this monster battle is Tallman

What If Horror Movie Monster Battle #4 Sandman vs. Jack Frost

Hello everyone I'm Jack Red, kids made stuff out of sand & snow for fun. Today we are taking an more horrifying take on such an concept. First up an killer snowman that needs no introduction Jack Frost. His opponent was an serial killer willing to kill his targets no matter what. Thus being reborn completely out of sand say hell to Sandman.

Sandman

An serial killer hunting people he has spiritual connections to. He was close of hunting the last one down. Suddenly he got captured to be sentence to death. But unknown to everyone an dark priest is helping him. He found an way to revive Sandman by bleeding onto sand. Shortly after his death, he comes back to life within the sand itself.

Jack Frost

An serial killer gets caught to be sent to prison. But an accident occurs shortly after Jack left his transport vehicle. He melts completely into the snow thought to be dead. It turns out he was reborn within the snow itself. He decides to go on an murderous rampage.

In an way both of them are ripping off Child's Play Chucky. Both were serial killers that died & became something ridiculous. Although Sandman surprisingly works more than I thought. Yes both are inspired by fictional legendary figures. Despite this they're both still incredibly different from each other. In fact there isn't a lot to separate them in order to determine an winner plus not many movies.

Sandman
Pros
+Only weakness is extreme heat
+More creative in killing people
+Smarter

Cons
-Once parts of him become glass & shatters, he can't regenerate making it possible to kill
-Not as experience as Jack Frost
-Must be close to kill you

Jack Frost
Pros
+Only weakness is bananas
+immune to heat
+More experience
+Create smaller snow creatures
+Can cover a small island in snow
+Faster
+More range in killing people
+Has wider range of transformation

Cons
-Not as clever as Sandman
-Sandman can more easily use his weakness against him than in vice versa

WOW who could've predicted this fight being this close. After considering my research I must go with Jack Frost. It's true Sandman can use an banana to kill him but he wouldn't know. Obviously Sandman will become more glass the more heat he takes as shown late in the movie. In vice versa he would try almost everything that originally worked on him. Due to late in Jack Frost fighting with the same sheriff that captured him. This cop bleed in the antifreeze that mixed into Jack Frost's DNA. Now becoming immune to all those previous weaknesses. There is no way he could figure out only banana can now kill him. Jack Frost could trap Sandman into an area with extreme heat & win that way. This also makes Sandman's ability to alter people's bodies to kill them faster useless. Both can create more of what they're made out of. Jack Frost gain the ability to cover an small island in snow. Which could affect Sandman from gathering any sand in the area of this fight. Jack Frost is more experience with his powers. He could become water or pieces of himself into ice or simply alter his shape. Sandman can't shape shift to the degree Jack Frost can. With everything considered I see Jack Frost winning this fight.

The Winner of this monster battle is Jack Frost

Top 6 Game Companies

Hi everyone I'm Jack Red, this is going to be an personal Top 6 list. Why because you are about to find out which game companies I'm huge fan of. There is so much to consider for this particular list.

Rules
1. Must be into at least three game series to count
2. If they did enough to upset me they won't be consider Konami & Nintendo

6. Valve

Half-Life series
Left 4 Dead series
Team Fortress series
Counter-Strike series

Valve is still one of the most popular game companies focusing on PC games. Their gaming service Steam is the biggest in the entire world. Valve has some of the most impressive games for their time. More recently they came out with an console sorta it was actually just another computer false advertising. Very quickly became one of the absolute best game companies to date. Gabe Newell is officially one of the richest men in the world.

5. Bethesda

Wolfenstein series
Doom series
Fallout series

Bethesda really puts out amazing games. They already rebooted Wolfenstein & Doom that many consider some of their finest yet. Of course Fallout series ever since Fallout 3 has some mind blowing stuff. They put so much work into these games that it's ridiculous. Bethesda getting ID Software was one of the smartest things any game company has done.

4. Warner Brothers

Mortal Kombat series
Rampage series
Lego Batman series
Batman: Arkham series

An big movie company around early nineties gets involve with video games. More recently they got so many developers working for them. A lot of great licensed games for their time with very few difficult to beat. Warner Brothers has an impressive line up of licensed games. Not only that in particular Batman: Arkham series really set the bar high. Mortal Kombat has never been this good in years. All I want now is for them to bring back Rampage.

3. Bandai Namco

Tekken series
SoulCalibur series
Pac-Man series
Dragon Ball Z series

Bandai Namco is two game companies merged into greatness. Still going strong from Pac-Man of the early eighties. Banai Namco has an major impact on not just my life but many others as well. Some of the absolute finest video games in existence. Tekken series in particular is incredibly unique and original. They revamped weapon style fighting games with Soul Edge or Soul Blade depending on region. Their finest games are an testament to timeless classics still many people need to play today.

2. Capcom

Resident Evil series
Devil May Cry series
Dead Rising series
Marvel vs. Capcom series

One of my personal favorite game companies of all time. Capcom still going strong with many newer classics. Some of the absolute best video games anywhere in the world. Their library of video games is legendary by today's standards. They have done plenty of original games or ported ones or licensed games. Capcom keeps pushing the envelope further with even passing year.

1. Sega

Sonic series
Shinobi series
Golden Axe series
Vectorman series
Sonic and Sega All Stars series
Shining series
Streets of Rage series
Crazy Taxi series
The House of the Dead series
Space Harrier series
Virtua Fighter series

I already expecting so many to disagree. If it weren't for Sega Genesis, I would never became an gamer. Sega still has a lot of great series over the years. They have their ups and downs with their company mascot Sonic. Most agree their arcade games are some of the best you could possibly play. Also they are one of the few game companies to make game consoles and handhelds. You got to respect that, Sega has so much potential to be great again. A lot of interesting concepts especially during 16-bit era. Sega deserves a lot more credit than what it is currently getting. For one they actually listen to their fans unlike Nintendo and Square Enix. Another huge reason I'm into Sega so much is their controllers are still some of my favorites. I love seeing many Sega classics in many forms getting ported. Sometimes they host contests where you could get some of their games for free. Can you name another game company that kind I doubt it.

I hope you guys like my blog, if enough are interested I could do the flip side possibly upsetting many people. Until next time I'm Jack Red and I'll see all of you later.

What If Horror Movie Monster Battle #3 Puppets vs. Gremlins

Hello everyone I'm Jack Red, I think I just thought of an interesting team monster battle for your entertainment. First up the legendary puppets made by Andre Toulon has been around for an long time. Depending on their puppet master, the puppets could do good or bad things. Say hello to his puppets and their opponent originally small cute furry creatures that decided to be bad. These ate after midnight to transform into what we now know as Gremlins. They are terrible small creatures that will terrorize an building to an small town. Some of the meanest small horror movie creatures I ever seen.

Andre Toulon's Puppets

Andre Toulon was an young puppeteer in Europe. He met an sorcerer that gave him the secret of life. Toulon decided to protect it by giving this gift to his puppets. Each one has an soul he once knew as an person. Many years both Nazi & worshipers of Sutekh are in desperate search of that secret. Many people since Toulon have owned the puppets. According to Puppet Master: The Legacy, many reports involves these puppets. The closest thing of being immortal as they survived an powerful explosion among other things.

Gremlins

Rare creatures with strict guide lines. They only eat twice an day & never pass midnight. But an group of these creatures wanted to be bad. They decided to eat after midnight to transform into an new being called Gremlins. These are nasty, vicious & crazy creatures. They want to be their own people group like us but have an horrible way of going about it. They don't care for anyone not even to each other.

This is going to be one crazy blood bath we're about to witness. These puppets have took on all kind of enemies. Gremlins are out of control that always wants to party without an care in the world. This is going to be one hell of an party. I strongly suggest run as far away as possible. We don't want anyone getting in the middle of this in any possible way.

Andre Toulon's Puppets
Pros
+Has more experience
+More durable in comparison
+Has more weapons
+Smarter
+Faster
+Can easily be repaired
+An great puppet master can greatly improve their chances of winning
+More difficult to predict
+Better team work
+Has defeated greater variety of enemies

Cons
-All puppets requires the formula to stay alive
-Not use of dealing with wild creatures
-Most puppets would struggle in an strength contest against Gremlins
-Some of their weapons can be removed easily
-Losing too many puppets could be their downfall

Gremlins
Pros
+Easily increase their numbers by touching water
+Stronger
+More willing to fight

Cons
-Little to no real team work
-Vulnerable to sun light greatly limiting where to go
-Pays more attention to having fun than fighting or escaping
-Much stupider in comparison
-While multiplying become unable to move
-Not use of dealing with beings close to their size unless we count Gizmo

So much to consider for such an crazy team battle to the death but without everything considered. I must go with Andre Toulon's puppets. Gremlins doesn't have much going in their favor. Yes they can easily increase their numbers by touching water. But in doing so they become unable to move from their spots. Allowing the puppets an chance by opening up sections to get more sun light in where they're fighting. Gremlins doesn't work well together as proven many times. The puppets has an long history of working well together. Depending on their puppet master the odds could increase or decrease. They have shown what they can do with an great puppet master in the past. Way more impressive than anything Gremlins has ever done. The puppets also has an long history of tanking all kind of attacks. Yet with some trouble they get back up & if repairs needs to be done. Thankfully Andre left instructions on how to fix them making it an guarantee they will be walking again. The puppets can go an long while without needing the formula. Also the puppets has won against all kind of enemies. They also have more dangerous weapons to easily kill a lot of people in such an short amount of time. Regardless which leader Gremlins we use, most of their kind does their own thing. They are way more focus in partying than surviving, fighting and escaping. Which already lowers their guard against the puppets. Gremlins aren't use of dealing with beings their size making this an obvious win. As much I like Gremlins, I have to give this to Andre Toulon's puppets.

The Winner of this monster battle is Andre Toulon's Puppets

What If Horror Movie Monster Battle #2 Wishmaster vs. Channard Cenobite

Hello everyone I'm Jack Red, this is one of my first ideas for this concept. I been waiting for an few users to do their take of it. But if you want something done you got to do it yourself. This is going to be one epic battle for an monster brawl. First up is possibly one of the scariest horror icons to date. An being capable of some of the most mind blowing powers imaginable. Say hello to Wishmaster and his opponent stands as one of the most powerful demons in existence. Welcome to the slaughterhouse Channard Cenobite. These two could easily own many big name horror icons on their own. Today we will see which demonic creature is more terrifying.

Wishmaster

For centuries there were stories about an djinn that would twist people's wishes into killing him. This creature is one of the smallest races but possibly the most dangerous. There is little to no limit in what they can grant. Wishmaster's goal is among granting the waker three wishes to bring the apocalypse. This creature will do anything in achieving that goal.

Channard Cenobite

Originally an doctor of an hospital that became obsessed with the box and everything relating to it. One day an man committing suicide of the bed. Belong to Julia cause her to come back to life through his blood. Shortly afterwards she betrays him that transforms Channard into the most powerful cenobite ever created. Being directly powered by their god, this demon shows no mercy to anyone.

Two powerful demonic creatures capable of handling anything. Both close very like of being godlike greatly limiting who or what could stand against either of these monsters. I say we're in an heated battle that could forever change the course of how Hell does things. I am not kidding that's how insane of an fight this actually is. Of course I did my research to determine which demonic being stands beyond the rest.

Wishmaster
Pros
+Has more experience
+Greater range of his powers
+By granting wishes could allow him to warp reality & make impossible things possible
+Only harm by an sword wielded by angels
+More clever
+Superior regeneration

Cons
-Sometimes waits too long for someone to make an wish he can twist
-Some wishes can't be twisted
-More focus on getting those three wishes than anything else

Channard Cenobite
Pros
+Being powered by his god makes him more powerful than Pinhead
+Like Pinhead's chains. his smaller worms can do anything he wants
+Can remove powers from the Cenobites

Cons
-Due to that giant worm attached to his head greatly limits his movements
-At the worst possible time that giant worm will pull off his head killing him
-Doesn't have much experience as an cenobite
-More predictable
-His powers are useless against Wishmaster

This will be an close battle but with everything considered I must give this to Wishmaster. It is unlikely Channard Cenobite would make an wish greatly limiting his powers. But it is possible for someone close by could make an wish related to this battle improving his chances of winning. Wishmaster has been around for centuries with an large kill count. Channard Cenobite only existed within one night & died. Wishmaster has experience dealing with angels while Channard took on the Cenobites. The only reason Channard Cenobite won was because their god was directly powering him. When Wishmaster won against an angel, he did it on his own. Most real cons Wishmaster has wouldn't affect this fight much. Although Channard Cenobite took away Pinhead's powers just before killing him. Wishmaster has insane powers that are god like making it incredibly difficult for that to happen. I mean he killed an woman by sex, rapidly age an man backwards & many other things. Wishmaster easily can warp reality to an degree which by itself Channard Cenobite wouldn't understand. You could consider this Hell's take on science vs. magic. Channard Cenobite wouldn't be able to wield an sword from angels due to being an demonic creature. Therefore Channard Cenobite has no solid way of killing Wishmaster. Finally at the worst possible time that giant worm could pull his head off killing him. This worm already greatly limits his movements in the fight. Wishmaster has so many different possible ways to do this fight it's ridiculous. I am sorry Hellraiser fans but Wishmaster is truly way more terrifying demonic creature.

The Winner of this monster battle is Wishmaster

What If Horror Movie Monster Battle #1 Lumberjack Man vs. Gingerdead Man

Hello everyone I'm Jack Red, I can't believe I'm about to present such an ridiculous fight. First up is an more recent parody slasher horror icon Lumberjack Man. Opposing him is probably one of the most ridiculous horror movie monsters ever created in existence. Say hello to Gingerdead Man now I wouldn't want to eat around these guys.

Lumberjack Man

This guy has an difficult to take seriously origin. He was an lumberjack that loves eating pan cakes with his family secret syrup. One day an businessman comes around after an long walk to try his pan cakes. He quickly got amazed by it to tried offering him to hand over his secret syrup recipes. But he refused pissing off the businessman to end up killing him & stealing it. For many years this town's favorite syrup was actually part of an horrible crime covered up. Lumberjack Man comes back from the grave to kill people. Following every kill he uses his victim's blood into his syrup & eats pan cakes.

Gingerdead Man

An serial killer that kept killing people until he got caught. He was sentence to death but his story gets weirder. An mysterious person took his ash hide it inside flour then left it at an local bakery. Somehow during the baking process of an gingerbread man. Gingerdead Man came alive quickly going around kill people. This small guy has been through some of the strangest movies I ever seen. His second movie had an movie being made with him killing people mostly in the back stage area. His third movie you find out there exists an prison for killer living food. He escaped through an time device going back to the 70s. Very quickly doing what he does best to only find out two kids already prevented everything he's done. His fourth movie is an crossover with Evil Bong. Which by itself is an strange horror movie just imagine both of them in the same movie.

Let's get some of the obvious facts out of the way first. Yes both are them are parody rip offs of other horror icons. Lumberjack Man is one of many ripping off Jason Voorhees whose ripping off Michael Myers. Gingerdead Man is one of many ripping off Chucky but possibly the most ridiculous of them all. Yes this is an strange food fight to the death. No body is safe with both of them going around killing people. Honestly I'm trying not to laugh too hard about this fight. Both these monsters have their pros & cons to consider to determine who would win in an fight.

Lumberjack Man
Pros
+Easily survive almost everything making him several times tougher than an normal person
+Somehow can kill someone with an giant pan cake
+Much stronger than an normal person
+Can use anything as an weapon
+Has more weapons at his disposal

Cons
-Although he stays on top of his victims, he isn't very bright & becomes predictable
-Only those from that businessman's family covered in his syrup can kill him
-Alive for an limited amount of time

Gingerdead Man
Pros
+Faster than most people
+Can use anything as an weapon with some trouble
+Tougher than an normal person
+If eaten by someone, he possesses their body

Cons
-Surprisingly dumb
-Easier weaknesses to figure out
-Very predictable after people realize he's trying to kill them
-Although he puts up an fight, many more fight can handle him in their hands
-Being an pervert could cause him to drop his guard at the worst possible time
-Allows anger to blind his judgment
-Loves to talk especially cursing & dirty

This is going to be an close fight but with everything considered. I have to give this to Lumberjack Man for many great reasons. For one thing he is much stronger & tougher than an normal person. Lumberjack Man has killed more people in his movies than those that still count in Gingerdead Man's. Which would make him more experience as an killer. Lumberjack Man is more difficult to predict since he doesn't make much sounds or speak. Unfortunately for Gingerdead Man he lacks an way to kill Lumberjack Man. He may be faster but one particular scene has proven Lumberjack Man is ready for many faster runners. Lumberjack Man has more weapons available to him. Also Gingerdead Man has easy weaknesses to use against him in comparison. Finally Gingerdead Man's personality is the big reason why he would lose this fight. Clearly loves to talk, always angry and spies on beautiful women. Lumberjack Man often looks for people like that to kill. Now considering it is likely Lumberjack Man would eat Gingerdead Man shortly afterwards. I'm not considering that scenario since the fight is already over. There is an possibility Gingerdead Man may not be able to possess him since he's already dead.

The Winner of this monster battle is Lumberjack Man