Sunday, June 22, 2025

Four movie reviews (2024-2025)

Hello everyone I'm XboxClown89, I know I been writing a lot of blog entries today. Here's a huge composite review blog. I felt with what I already finished to make it a little easier. But doing four movie reviews in one long review blog entry. I watched these following movies with my parents during my vacation.

I also got to make a few things clear before I get started here. Three of them are horror movies of course they are lol. One of the following movies is a comedy movie I knew on and off about for years. Yes once again I'm doing another movie with that reputation. For those that takes the time to read all of this. Trust me it's going to be a long one at that, thank you so much for your time.

There's on more thing I also wanna try to keep these spoiler free as possible. For anyone interested in any of these movies I'll be reviewing here.

1. Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F (2024)

For years, stuff regarding a fourth Beverly Hills Cop movie. Out of no where stuff started to show up with more details than normal. Further confirming the movie finally happening through Netflix. Eddie Murphy also a producer of his own company. Adam Saddler is in a similar boat. I personally felt this was better than expected.

More importantly it also was better than Coming 2 America. To be fair it lived up a little more to my expectations than Dumb & Dumber To. By now more of these legacy sequels are showing up. Some are surprisingly decent while others just does not work at all. Personally I felt Beetlejuice Beetlejuice for me lends towards it works enough to get the job done.

I also felt the same about Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F as well. Axel tries to help his daughter whose a lawyer. She blindly believes her client is innocent. Being a crime movie crazy stuff happens. Some of the older actors do better than expected. I was pleasantly surprised Kevin Bacon in the movie. Hero or villain, that guy can act!!!

I also respect this is more of it's own thing from the previous movies. For what it's worth this easily blew the last two Die Hard movies away it's not even close!!! Murphy still got it after all these years. I liked we get to see newer characters interact with the older ones a couple of times. Parts of it sorta came off as indirectly Axel passed the torch to someone else not spoiling who though.

Considering the previous movie was in 1994. Thirty years ago I was quite surprised how much I liked this!!! Don't go in expecting it to be like the classic movies. I rather you attempt viewing this as a somewhat modernize take on the same concept. Which may turn some older fans off. At least you get a better ideas how this differs from those movies.

This isn't a plot repeated thing either. I got to be honest, I would rewatch this movie. I do need to rewatch the first three movies again. For a legacy sequel I felt it deserved mostly what you want. I took notice of a few upcoming legacy sequels prior to writing this. I felt this is going to be better than those newer ones.

Yes I just took a shot at Spaceballs 2. I do think that still has a fighting chance. The Naked Gun with Liam Neeson not so much. I will say this though several sections doesn't go the way you expect em to. I didn't expect more action scenes like this. Eddie took a huge risk to bring this franchise back. I do believe he caught our attention with flying colors!!!

2. Final Destination Bloodlines (2025)

I just checked I surprisingly haven't done the other Final Destination movies. Which is kinda mind blowing to me. Final Destination series is among my favorite horror movie franchises ever!!! The concept is someone gets a vision about what's about to happen. Which originally would've killed everyone.

Usually anyone with these views ends up saving a couple people from death. Then Death as in the entity hunts em down. Some of the absolute most creative kills in movies I have ever seen!!! We waited since 2011 for another Final Destination movie. I gotta be honest this was well worth the wait. It's not what I personally would call an legacy sequel.

Although in a few ways I could see how some could view it as one. I will try to not give it all away though. Yes the late Tony Todd is in the movie just not for very long. At the time of filming, he was in a bad state. They were amazed to get anything at all with his condition. It's a similar situation to Sig Haig in 3 from Hell.

There's a few major twists including right at the end. This ended up being one of the finest entries by far. It's technically a prequel as well as a sequel. The prequel portions goes the furthest back to date. The present side of the story is virtually after all the other movies. Just when you think you seen it all. You clearly never seen any Final Destination movies lol.

The special effects alone helped these movies stand out. The creativity that goes into things is exactly why I love these movies so much!!! For a sixth entry it's quite amazing what they were able to pull off. This one made me funny about pennies for a little while after watching the movie. I guess one cent anything you wouldn't expect happens is the point they attempted to get across.

If you haven't seen any of these. I recommend start with the original. Then slowly work your way up to better understand how this franchise works. More true regarding this particular entry. Bloodlines is a huge clue what to expect. This is among the best 2025 movies I seen so far. I highly recommend checking this Final Destination movie out soon.

3. Everyone Is Going to Die (2024)

I won't sugar coat this my least favorite among movies I'm reviewing today. This has to be the weirdest 2024 movie. I watched Beetlejuice Beetlejuice for reference purposes. It's an home invasion film that's becoming more common. Of course, anything horror you can expect a lot of similar concept movies to show up.

Especially some styles based on actual situations that could happen in real life. We have a father and his daughter whose visiting for her 16th birthday. The beginning portions are a little on the slow side. As soon as something unusual shows up things gets picks up. I think it's my mom that said it best. "You couldn't predict what's going to happen next."

I will try to not fully spoil the movie. I will say I wasn't a fan of it's ending!!! All I gotta say about it is don't expect a decent one. It's more like a twist is revealed then it ends crap. How many movies does that? Way too many to keep count for sure. I rather watch any of The Purge movies than this!!! If you wanna be technical about it.

Home Alone was a comical take on the concept meant for families to enjoy while celebrating several holidays. These people held a grudge against her dad for different reasons. Parts of this reminded me of a movie called Phone Booth. Which is way better than this too!!! It's a rather mess up movie with everything considered.

Even if you watch this in an unusual state of mind. You might not enjoy it very much. Let's be honest the movie drags to a degree. At the same time such stuff is happening you almost can't fully look away. A part of you gotta see what's about to happen. When we were searching for movies to watch. I decided to watch this with my parents.

I wish I didn't chosen this movie. It's not for the fact it's an home invasion movie either. None of us expected what we ended seeing. I did kinda laugh when a particular song played earlier in the movie. This truly was a weird, mess up movie. I felt very confused as well as not satisfied after finished watching it.

I had to take some time thinking about how all of that connected together. I don't think I'll consider watching this again. It's not what I would call a bad horror movie. It's more directly a thriller than anything else. Thrillers are meant to constantly keep you guessing what's going to happen. In it's defense the movie did achieve that.

4. Clown in a Cornfield (2025)

Here's my other big horror movie of last month. For a few months, I knew about this killer clown movie. Very quickly I learned it's based on an book of the same name by Adam Sesare. A surprisingly recent book for that matter released back in 2020. I will try to not give too much away. A group of teenagers are being targeted by a killer clown.

Somehow everything ultimately ties together. We have a father with his daughter recently moved in. She quickly becomes part of a circle of friends. There's several twists you won't know are coming. Unless you have a friend or an family member that spoils everything. I did see the trailer revealing one of the kills in the movie.

This guy lifting weights suddenly gets killed by a killer clown. Surprisingly done amazingly well for the movie. Parts of the movie reminded me of another killer clown movie called Clown Fear. Sadly I can't say anything further without spoiling stuff. I got to be honest I was amazed how well this movie works. Some moments reminded me of either Scream franchise or teens after my generation.

I also welcome another killer clown movie. Especially I ended up loving it!!! I do think this earned a spot among the decent killer clown movie. I will directly confirm this it's not a clown rip off of Children of the Corn series. Let's be honest with some similar bad movies. Like Shark Exorcist being a good example how could you not think that at first?

I actually enjoyed most of the kill scenes. Some truly amazing special effects as well. The story will become more interesting as the movie goes on. I gotta be honest this turned out better than expected. More surprised Will Sasso was in the movie. I know him best for Mad TV as well as playing Curley in The Three Stooges movie.

Clown in a Cornfield ended up being a good killer clown movie. It doesn't over stay it's welcome. When the movie picks up it truly delivers. Some rememberable characters to a degree. I simply love the actual look of the clown myself. I knew some horror fans had some hype for this. I also know clowns that works events aren't going to be happy about this movie.

Not to mention the same year as It- Welcome to Derry show as well. This must be the year of Coulrophobia. Fear of clowns for those not familiar with the term. Some could argue some similarities with Scream 4 to a degree. I felt this is much more it's own thing than ripping it off. I will say please consider giving this killer clown movie a try.

Conclusion

I enjoyed most of these movies. Everyone Is Going to Die left a rather unpleasant taste in my mouth. Easily the one movie to avoid among em. If I had to pick the best among these mostly amazing movies. It has to be Final Destination Bloodlines. I kid you not this movie really delivered in so many ways. It was clearly the most ambitious with the most risks.

Somehow they were capable pulling off the impossible. My second favorite was Clown in a Cornfield. Honestly I had a few issues with Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F. Still ended up being a rather fun time!!! I don't think it's because I looked forward to seeing that more either. I'm just amazed Axel F turned out to be a decent movie.

I also was a little funny about it being an Netflix movie. It's almost like taking a chance. Either it turns out to be surprisingly decent or crap. Honestly, I would rewatch majority of these movies. Especially Final Destination Bloodlines it's so good!!! In all honestly, it was a small variety of movies to watch with my parents.

I didn't expect much prior to watching the first of these movies either. I kept overhearing my wife rewatching The Last of Us show with my mom. No I haven't seen the show neither played the games. I didn't exactly came with a list of stuff I wanted to watch. I simply wanted to have fun as well as spend more time with my family.

My thoughts on Death Battle: Wile E. Coyote vs Tom Cat

Hello everyone I'm XboxClown89, I been waiting since3 late 2023 for this!!! It couldn't be helped Rooster Teeth went under. Some confusion it caused led to Death Battle becoming fully independent. I'm glad extra time went into this particular Death Battle episode. I figured this would turn out better than Kratos vs Asura.

I know I got a lot to discuss here. Two legendary cartoon characters going at it. Somehow this lived up to the hype as well as expectations it had. Easily among the most creative episodes they ever done. I can confirm unlike Scooby-Doo vs Courage there is a winner. I absolutely loved everything about this episode. I would even dare to say among my favorites to date.

If I had any issues it's very minor at best. I also knew this was going to be close for a ridiculous match up. Both their analyze sections were surprisingly in depth. The actual fight animation itself was hand drawn. Which is rare it's just that for the show. I loved the voices with limited lines both characters were given. We even seen several sections of texts suddenly scrolled down for more stuff!!!

They even included a weird Chinese licensed Tom & Jerry game for this!!! I also knew that gun would decide who wins this fight. When you have a gun capable of removing ridiculousness out of cartoon characters. Which already pretty ridiculous in itself to begin with. Not to mention, the famous rules for Wile chase cartoons meant to somewhat balance things.

This is proof Wile possibly too ridiculous of a character to exist. Tom is pretty ridiculous just not Looney Tunes scaling ridiculousness!!! They also done breaking down categories who ultimately would win in a fight. Tom did win one category I can't argue much since it's somewhat true what they stated. They even kept going doing special thanks on the side.

For me it's amazing when franchises attempt to tone characters down. A great example of this is DC comics with Superman. Sure some of what he could do differs depending on versions. But Superman always been an insanely unbalanced superhero character. They even acknowledged those rules gotten broken including when Chuck Jones making their cartoon shorts.

Speaking of Jones, he also ended up making several Tom & Jerry shorts as well. If you look him up you may be quite surprised a lot of stuff he's done over the years. I just hope Jones looking down with a smile they done this episode. I'm just surprised they didn't bring up similarities with Sylvester the Cat. Another Looney Tunes character with several similarities to Tom.

Don't expect to see my username there. I wasn't a backer after all for their kickstarter. I simply paid to take part in the voting for Tournament of Champions back in 2023. Just in case people wondered how I helped made this amazing Death Battle episode happened. Literately right on the dot a thousand votes. I recalled having fun talking to people within topics for this fight.

I was quite satisfied with the actual episode. I could see some people slightly preferring Scooby-Doo vs Courage. To be honest you really can't go wrong with either cartoon theme episode. This simply meant a little more to me. I always been a huge fan of their respective franchises for a long time. This fight animation felt like a good mix of both franchises done just right.

There's plenty of surprises within the episode itself. For me four episodes in a row I was quite excited for. Then they chosen to follow up with Deku vs Spider-Man (Miles). I'm not sure how to research that regarding Miles until they state otherwise. Which means I may have to do it like James Bond vs John Wick as close to the chest as possible.

Back to Wile vs Tom, it was very amazing what we gotten here. Plenty of rather impressive editing some of the finest to date. The entire episode screams creativity as well as possibilities. Especially considering a few notable similar cartoon fights are always being thrown around. Some of which I also wanna see myself.

Just not crazy about Daffy Duck vs Donald Duck personally. Although I do see the appeal of doing that cartoon duck fight. Bugs Bunny vs Mickey Mouse is going to be one ridiculous ride to cartoon insanity lol. I also wanna see Bluto vs Pete go at it. My money says Pete going to win. Obviously this was very well researched.

More than Spawn vs Ghost Rider I confessed. Spawn shouldn't been given his God form for that episode. End of the day, the long waiting was well worth every minute of it. Also getting the one rematch I always wanted in the same season. This already becoming one of my favorite seasons to date. I'm so glad Wile vs Tom finally happened!!!

Wile vs Tom might even cause an official crossover with the two working together. Which had happened a few times since then. I always enjoyed their hand drawn fights. Usually some of my absolute favorite fights. I'll name another famous example to prevent repetitiveness. Samurai Jack vs Afro Samurai a true classic in every sense of the word.

Also considering both characters dates back to the 1940s!!! They really had their work cut out for em research wise. Not only that, there's no bad moments at all. Literately every two to three seconds something interesting comes up. You can't help but either listen or see stuff while watching the episode. Again the editing was quite impressive.

I would give this particular episode a perfect score of 10. It truly deserves that ranking I couldn't find anything small enough to point out that could affect it's scoring. Virtually everything about the actual Death Battle episode is perfection!!! I highly recommend checking this episode out soon. I hope we get more similar cartoon theme episodes in the near future.

My thoughts on newer Silent Hill F trailers and Silent Hill 1 Remake announcement

Hello everyone I'm XboxClown89, I kept a close eye on Silent Hill series since Silent Hill: The Short Message showed up. Konami allowing several companies to make Silent Hill games. I previously criticized Silent Hill 2 Remake before it's release. Sometimes it's difficult to not judge things. Especially when your standards for some things being so high.

I wanna discuss the newer trailers of the upcoming Silent Hill F. They also confirmed Silent Hill 1 Remake by the same team responsible for SH2 Remake. I figured to composite all my SH thoughts together. Silent Hill always viewed as Resident Evil's biggest rival. Of course, I had to pay attention to it's main competition.

Silent Hill F is a dramatically different take on the concept. Previously a few Silent Hill games like Silent Hill: Homecoming had the same fog came to a nearby town. Instead we're getting full on Japanese style horror. Which can get quite freaky for those that haven't seen much of those horror movies. The Rings series is the US counterpart to Ringu series in Japan.

Which possibly inspired SH4 to a degree. It's a little weird how Silent Hill set up it's main series. This will quickly get confusing as a fair warning. Up to SH4 it's very straight forward. Considering that's the entire original SH series by Team Silent before they disbanded. Then Konami allowed other companies to make Silent Hill games.

This is where the monkey wrench gets thrown. Silent Hill: Origins is a prequel to the original Silent Hill. Silent Hill: Homecoming aka SH5 has a cameo of Origins' protagonist. Silent Hill more commonly does rather loose connections between the games. Silent Hill: Shattered Memories is a retelling of the original Silent Hill set in an alternate universe.

Silent Hill: Downpour aka SH6 release the same year as Resident Evil 6 funny enough. Directly following that is Silent Hill 2 Remake. Currently awaiting for Silent Hill F's release. This also makes comparing to Resident Evil more confusing. I'll give an example you have the choose between Origins or Homecoming to compare to RE5.

Origins because it was the fifth entry released. But Homecoming actually was essentially Silent Hill 5. I guess it's up to your views which you wanna compare here. Especially Resident Evil considers it's remake series as it's own lineup of games. You also gotta consider the upcoming Silent Hill 1 Remake as well. Which further makes comparing the first entries more confusing.

Personally keep the original versions by themselves. Do the same with the newer remake versions. This should help somewhat with the confusion you may experience. Now I got all of that off my chest I'll finally discuss these two upcoming Silent Hill games. We went a notable long time with little to go regarding Silent Hill F.

The big thing being the same company responsible for two online multiplayer RE games making it. Just going by the original trailer among the freakiest Silent Hill games I ever seen!!! More recently more trailers showed up. You can tell they took their sweet time to get this to be right. This should be essentially Silent Hill 7.

Which indirectly adds salt to those who loved P.T. a lot. This was a famous canceled SH game demo that had Norman Reedus. You know the actor famous playing Daryl Dixon in The Walking Dead shows!!! Sadly Kojima was arguing heavily with Konami. Which directly affected Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Pain in the long run.

This game kept reminding heavily of Hell's Paradise. Which also involve plants being used similar to this. This was meant to reboot the concept of the franchise. I will give em some credit this wasn't what I was expecting. It's quite risky to directly focus on Japanese style horror outside of Japan. Then again considering all the risks indie developers doing in horror video games.

I could say this has just as much of a chance as many of those horror games. I don't think it's going to be better than SH2 Remake though. It does have a shot being among the best SH games. Personally the game makes me feel uncomfortable. Which is a great sign of what could be a good horror game. I also gotta say this SH game looks absolutely amazing!!!

I'm also glad this going to be vastly different from the other Silent Hill games. It's a huge risk let's get that out the way. At the same time, this franchise desperately needed something quite different. Something to get people's attention again. I strongly felt this was a rather interesting direction to go in. A few months from now this SH game finally getting released.

Although if it were to get delayed. Things could start to fall apart for the SH game. I'm also hoping Konami doesn't act like Konami about it either. They desperately wanna rip people off. They do also have an casino business. A major reason why I'm more funny about considering to play this or not. I do think this SH game could be a surprise hit.

Not to be rude I rather directly discuss SH1 Remake. Before I do though I must apologize to SH2 Remake. I actually watched someone I moderated on Twitch played a few playthroughs of it. My friend never played the original SH2 game to clarify. I was quite blown away by this remake. This even surpassed most RE remakes for that matter.

Obviously any is better than RE3 Remake that's no surprise. But the fact it's actually superior to some of them is rather quite impressive. GOG earlier this year gotten this version onto their service. I can tell Bloober are huge SH fans indeed. It's interesting they decided to remake SH2 first. Although SH2 is more of it's own thing like some entries.

The rest of them are directly connected. I will confessed I played SH1 through an unofficial PC port. I actually played through it twice when I had the chance years ago. I was quite impressed by the PS1 horror game. I still prefer SH2 and SH3 more though. Bloober is carefully expanding things while keeping it true to the original SH games.

If this ends up being an success. A lot of people including myself knows SH3 right around the corner. Which was a direct sequel to SH1. In fact on GOG's Wishlist, one of my most upvoted comments actually on Silent Hill 3's page. Silent Hill 3 always meant a lot to me. There's a chance they might change some ending conditions or add in more endings.

The original version already has five endings. Personally UFO Ending my favorite among em. I do think this going to be vastly different from the original version as well as Shattered Memories version. Of course, some people also going to directly compare the original live action SH movie. Which was directly based on the original Silent Hill game.

For those that doesn't know the story without major spoilers. Harry with his daughter Cheryl came to the mysterious town of Silent Hill. Suddenly the little girl goes missing leading to her dad start searching around for her. Team Silent paid close attention to several aspects of the original Resident Evil.

Which is exactly what led to this rivalry. It's virtually like comparing apples to oranges. We all can agree both are fruits but also vastly different in plenty of ways as well. Resident Evil is more physical while Silent Hill always been more directly mental. Let's be honest, Capcom lucky Konami didn't sue over Shadows of Rose DLC just saying.

There's also a chance some new bosses could get added in. Hidden weapons wise, some of them needs to be revamped to a degree. I'm already exciting a ridiculous price for just the game itself. Silent Hill 1 Remake should terrified the world not become a laughing stock of the franchise. I'm very sure those that played SH2 Remake going in with ridiculously high standards for this too.

End of the day, they are just thankful to bring these classics in a way that's rather refreshing. Virtually giving em new life for newer SH fans to experience. I can't even imagine how Bloober would go about remaking SH4 for that matter. I'm still deeply impressed they made a superior version of SH2 I said it!!! SH2 in particular always been my favorite SH game.

If Bloober gets exactly what they need. We're about to get another home run!!! You also gotta consider they are remaking an late 90s PS1 game. Some people might be a little too unrealistic about how to go about such a thing. My main concern is this remake remains faithful to the original version. If it doesn't do that I simply don't care anymore about the game.

Silent Hill used to have these rather unique views on things. Several cut scenes after you realize additional stuff. You realize how truly deep everything in the earlier SH games is. Which I hope continues through this newer version as well. Silent Hill 1 Remake still has a shot in many ways. I don't personally expect it to be better than SH2 Remake.

I do think by default it's better than majority of the franchise. Especially with the increase care SH2 Remake gotten. Clearly Bloober understood what Team Silent done. Konami doesn't even understand what their own franchise is. At least they were willing to allow other developers a try. Partly they're more focus on their casino business.

I'm just thankful some of these horror games coming back. You don't know torture until you play Silent Hill HD Collection on Xbox consoles. Which never gotten fixed by the way good luck with that lol. I also think they will make several locations stand out more. If I could name a particular location I really want that treatment for.

The same location gotten added into Dead by Daylight. The famous school needs a lot of stuff to truly stand out. Obviously they don't have to do much about the hospital. No one felt comfortable while exploring that place in any SH games lol. They also got a rather unique boss fight that plays into the multiple endings as a condition.

For those not familiar with the game. The police officer Cybil gets possessed later on. You are given a choice to save her life or take it? Just know you may have to look up how to save her life. This is essentially a precursor to bosses like Eddie in SH2. I loved they went for such a concept. Especially for the first entry in a survival horror franchise.

There's also depending on conditions one of two final bosses you could face for most of the endings. Indirectly Silent Hill 2 done that to a degree. But these are vastly different bosses in comparison. Which makes more curious to see how Bloober goes about that concept. For all we know they might even add on a third final boss.

You can tell I got high expectations for this remake. I'm expecting possibly mid 2027 for it's release. Which also helps them planning out SH3 Remake with the additional time. I rather they have all the time they need than rushing em to finish poor remakes of classic survival horror games. Well that's my thoughts on many Silent Hill stuff I hope you enjoyed.

My thoughts on Resident Evil: Requiem trailer

Hello everyone I'm XboxClown89, oh okay you knew I also had to talk about Resident Evil: Requiem trailer. I actually found out the day after it's announced. I do like starting with Resident Evil Village. People knew these going to be main numbered entries. There's some huge surprises in this trailer a lot of people discussing right now.

I found out days later this FBI lady you play as actually the daughter of Alyssa from Resident Evil Outbreak series. In Resident Evil 7, there's an newspaper reference to her. Further confirming those were canon spin off games. They also occurred within the events of Raccoon City. For those new to the series Resident Evil 2 and 3: Nemesis respectively.

Speaking of Raccoon City, we finally get to see the damaged city years later. Which I didn't think Capcom ever going to do. This was one of a few cities in the main Resident Evil timeline destroyed by an viral outbreak. Not to mention that joke in a Robot Chicken sketch with Yoshi lol. They also confirmed she's getting pursue by a monster.

This is becoming a recurring theme in the series. Personally it's not one I'm a huge fan of myself. Although I do get why some people enjoys it. Especially those obsessed with Lady Dimitrescu. I'm quite excited to explore Raccoon City once again. I also know some people quickly jump onto saying it's Capcom attempting Fallout.

Fallout as in the famous Bethesda game series. They already in an sense done that a few ways. Resident Evil: Extinction with parts of the later RE movies done that. They also done it in the future portions of the canceled live action RE Netflix show. Although Bert Wesker gave a great point about infinite breadsticks lol.

The fact we get to play as an FBI agent is a little difference. Previously we got to play as Leon whose an government agent. I won't be surprise if BSAA shows up. In fact, some characters you play as in Resident Evil 6 were government agents. Usually these main RE games are quite amazing. I'm already very hyped to play this next year.

I also noticed the layout of the Police Station was more directly taken from the remakes. Indirectly that's stating those versions replaced the classic ones. It's true some changes were meant to better tie in with the later story stuff. I personally felt they should've kept the layout to the original design. I don't even think it's a matter of limitations with the engine either.

We may get something regarding the Outbreak characters as well. The assumption is all of them died during that incident. A huge if Daniel from Resident Evil: Resistance shows up would be a nice surprise. The game already looks great to begin with. Maybe Billy Coen from Resident Evil 0 returns as well. There's a few possibilities they could explore.

I don't think they're going to have Jake meet his aunt whose now in control of Natalia's body yet. Although that's inevitably going to happen. Considering how long this franchise been going for. You start to wonder when Capcom might reboot the main RE timeline. How much further can they go before they have to start over?

You also can tell a lot of people that worked on Resident Evil 7 and Village came back for this. This should be among the most wanted games of 2026 for a lot of people. Resident Evil always delivers a truly unforgettable experience. For a long time, Resident Evil constantly been one of Capcom's highest grossing video game franchises.

I highly doubt they do anything further with Rose Winters. Also considering they rushed out the conclusion to that story arc. I do think there could be some good references to be made though. It also would make sense to start another viral incident at a damaged city. Whoever would consider checking such a location in the first place?

I don't even think Albert Wesker would've done that. Resident Evil: Requiem seems like an interesting entry for how little they shown. I also know some bias people going to say something on the lines of. "Oh how original they going back to Raccoon City!!!" Maybe this is what the franchise needed. Sure a lot of spin off games took place there I can't argue that.

What I can argue with though is there's a great reason we simply don't know why we're exploring it again. Let's take Resident Evil 5 for an example. We found out about the Ebola Virus that inspired the creation of a few viruses from Umbrella Corporation. In some ways more back story getting explored. Even in Village, Spencer was mentored by Miranda.

It's possible not everything was finished. Let's be honest the trailer confirms something on the lines of that. I do wanna say how much of the damaged city we get to explore. I do expect more of a variety of enemies than Resident Evil 7. They even could bring some classic RE monsters back unexpectedly. Like a few hunters or crimson heads for that matter.

It's going to be a home run unlike Dead Rising 4. Which attempted to take things back where it begun at. Not only that Capcom going to do DLCs to a degree. Let's hope it's an interesting variety. I might have to hold off fully getting the game for a few great reasons. Resident Evil: Requiem about to open a huge can of worms!!!

My thoughts on Felt That Boxing

Hello everyone I'm XboxClown89, here's another game announced I had to discuss. A lot of people were blown away during the 1st watch. I know it's not often I talk about sports game. I do recall playing a few boxing games to a degree. The game in question is called Felt That Boxing. I watched this trailer a few times including right before I wrote this.

It's an indie boxing game with Muppet style characters. The actual visuals is what everyone so surprised by. This game looks absolutely amazing!!! They do show some of the game play it's quite impressive stuff. It actually looks realistic well everything else around the characters I meant. This also meant to be a parody boxing game.

I can tell some of the dialogue for your manager inspired by Rick & Morty show. I already wanna play Leftovers KO! soon. I am even considering if I can get both of them in one go for Steam I would route. I do like we get training sections. I don't want to play an boxing game without it. There's a few good reasons though.

It does bring some variety into the game play. In some boxing games these can help you more in difficult later matches. Not to mention also helps prevents the game play getting too repetitive. Obviously they got a lot of cut scenes. Not everyone going to let those play during an 1st run. It's technically more of it's thing than Leftovers KO! being very inspired by Nintendo's Punch-Out!!

I gotta mention early in the trailer. The way he walks across a bridge priceless lol. The trailer does show us a handful of opponents you'll face in the game. It's difficult to say if this coming out this year or not. Already not expecting this to quickly get onto GOG like Leftovers KO! previously done. You could pretend it's an Muppets boxing game.

"Yeah I wanna know Kermit the hell out!!!" "Also Missy Piggy it's about time you go down bitch!!!" Some of you knew I had to do that Muppets joke lol. The story is this guy wants to save his orphanage. He decides to join an boxing tournament to use the prize money to save the orphanage. I don't know if The Three Stooges were inspiration for that or not.

Felt That Boxing seems like it's going to be an fun boxing game. Boxing has plenty of differences from wrestling you watch on TV or streaming services. Although both of them requires the same style ring for matches to take places in. Unless in wrestling's case a few particular matches occurs. I also noticed we don't get to see much of Ezra's personality.

Which I felt was a good move because keeping that a huge surprise is a good idea. If they reveal too early how he's actually like. Some people may get uninterested in playing the game. Sadly we live in a world where so many gamers are rather entitled with ridiculous standards. Then again it's thanks to games like this.

There's still some life left in gaming. Indie developers are truly amazing in recent years. Also the fact I'm seeing more actual creativity than in video games developed by bigger game companies. I do think this boxing game going to blow people away. Especially going by that trailer a lot of people are quite interested.

The fact they are using puppets of that style for such an sports video game is quite impressive. I also hope this gets on Xbox consoles as well. I do think we need more of a variety among some sports within video games. Eventually you'll find something interesting to you. Even if it's a rather unexpected take on the concept.

Felt That Boxing seems promising from that trailer. I felt the best boxing video game experience I had was through Wii Sports. I do think this may have a chance. My main concern is balancing of the difficulties. Also a practice mode for training sections could help a lot as well. In all honestly, this boxing game should be a fun time!!!

Saturday, June 21, 2025

My thoughts on Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection

Hello everyone I'm XboxClown89, I just got home from a long drive. Early into my vacation seeing my parents. A particular compilation game was announced. By now everyone is talking about it all over the internet. Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection, I didn't expect this to happen. I wanna cover a lot of interesting topics related to this I kept thinking a lot about.

Excluding additional versions we got eight Mortal Kombat games with more to be announced. It's technically six games with a few versions of Mortal Kombat 3. I'm surprised Mortal Kombat Advance a famous bad version of UMK3 from Game Boy Advance coming back. I was more of an MKII person myself.

If it weren't for two of the announced MK games. I originally was going to say they cover up to MK4. However they also including two GBA versions of Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance. Which was rather interesting because it implies we may get the actual console version or not. If we do you could also expect Mortal Kombat: Deception and Mortal Kombat: Armageddon as well.

From Deadly Alliance the franchise left Arcades to directly focus on game console market. These 3D MK games are packed with content to keep you busy for hours. I highly doubt Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe going to show up. It technically an out of place spin off crossover game. It's failure along with DC regretting how they handled the game led to Injustice series.

You also would need a disc to play that crossover game on newer Xbox consoles. They already confirmed Mortal Kombat (2011 game) aka MK9 not included. The big issue is very early on it's Story Mode. We get to see how the original MK timeline ends. But Raiden prior to his defeat sent visions to his past self to alter the future.

It's essentially an altered retelling of the first three MK games. Not to mention depending on platform has one or two guest characters. I don't think WB Games going to go through the trouble getting them both again. I'm actually fine it's not included in this upcoming compilation MK game. Considering this could be MK 1-7 plus more MK games in one huge kollection.

Mortal Kombat series was a notable fighting game franchise in my life. In some form I'm usually playing a lot of these MK games. Minus MK1 which I still strongly dislike. I may not support the future of the franchise. I always be thankful for it's past. Obviously this is going to bring back a lot of memories.

Also knowing they are doing the unique behind the scenes Digital Eclipse done in a few compilation games. You can expect a ridiculous amount of surprises. They also confirmed to simplify some secrets. It would be nice to finally face MK1 Reptile. I previously owned Mortal Kombat Arcade Kollection years ago.

It's safe to say just from that announcement trailer it's already topped. Some of their compilation games are rather ambitious in many ways. This could be seen as a lot of people's dream MK game. In my mind it's about time Mortal Kombat gets it's turn. Especially considering they previously done Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Edition.

Again going by that trailer this way better as well. Then again I always supported MK over SF for a long time. Who would thought going on vacation this came out of no where? This is among my most wanted right now I'm not kidding!!! This could even end up as my 2025 Game of the Year. I do think this is going to be absolutely mind blowing pun very intended lol.

I still got to talk about what other MK games I think possibly included. There were four particular MK games I kept coming back to. I am well aware two of these are bad MK games. Mortal Kombat: Special Forces is often in debates for the absolute worst MK game ever!!! It's a famous bad spin off game with a rough development cycle.

Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero was the original MK spin off game. A small concept on PS1 version was meant to get people ready for MK4. This actually took place before the original MK. You play as the original Sub-Zero taking on Gods. It's a curious piece of MK history than anything else. Mortal Kombat Gold is one I see a lot of people throwing out.

It's an updated version of MK4 on Sega Dreamcast. They basically added a little more of everything. I do think it deserves to be in this kollection as well. The one MK game I felt that must be in there. Mortal Kombat Trilogy virtually everyone saying this game needs to be included. MKT is an second updated version of MK3 with more everything.

Some of which added MK 1 and 2 content respectively. This is the most complete MK3 experience. Personally they should aim for PC version that's on GOG. PS1 version's load times can differ to a degree. You won't have that issue in the PC version. Despite being a victim of the famous difficulty glitch.

This MK game really packed with great stuff. It's critical for this kollection to have that in there!!! I know some people quickly jumped on. "Oh they are doing this to save themselves." I'm sure most parties really wanted to do this. Regardless of MK1's failure or not. This franchise has plenty of interesting things about it.

If WB Games doesn't rush it out. Like Konami rushed out Yu-Gi-Oh! Early Days Collection. I do think this easily going to be among Digital Eclipse's best selling games. This should have plenty of fan service. As close to everything like TMNT: The Cowabunga Collection as inhumanly possible. This should be among the most played MK games ever!!!

It's difficult to say how this going to affect the franchise's future. What I do know for sure is thousands of people going to be over joyed playing this!!! Plenty of the finest MK games with some of the best ports. It's a little weird they didn't confirm Sega Genesis pot of UMK3. At least people that came across my MK meme better understands my point.

These Genesis ports are way better than MK1. I would be surprise if DOS ports of the first three MK games shows up as well. Which I do own em on GOG, some of the best ports I played. In particular DOS port of MK3 by default has better customizable controls. Plus by default infinite continues it's a must play.

Honestly it won't affect much if those DOS ports aren't included. Hell having MK 1-7 in one compilation MK game is enough already. But of course this is Mortal Kombat!!! They had to go much bigger than that. I was happy to see Sega 32X port of MKII in the lineup. Some even say the best Sega port of MKII ever!!!

Another weird MK game missing even if some may consider this being rather minor. Sega CD version of MK1 has some cool changes from the Genesis port. It's virtually an improved Genesis MK1 port. Similar to Sega 32X port is to the Genesis MKII port. Which also had a famous song from the original live action MK movie.

I'm also glad finally another compilation game includes something from Sega Game Gear. Some people are also expecting Game.com version of MKT as well. Which isn't anything to write home at lol. It's debatable if they include that version. It's not on people's radar as the classic handheld ports. There's also a chance we might also get the N64 version of MKT.

Which had a lot of noticeable changes from the PS1 version. I know some MK fans be fine this version got left out. I argue for this to be very true to it's name of being the most komplete MK kollection. They have to include that version as well. In that regard how about Mortal Kombat: Unchained?

It's an updated version of Mortal Kombat: Deception on PSP. Which added two characters previously added in it's GameCube port. Being Shao Kahn and Goro respectively. They add in four more characters that help tie in better with Deadly Alliance. They also added in Endurance as a new Survival Mode.

Survival Mode is an endless endurance of how many people you can beat before you lose. You also can cheat by quickly stage fatality em to a degree. This is the most komplete version of the game. As for Mortal Kombat: Armageddon it's better they go for the Wii version. Not a lot of people know this. In this version, they added Khameleon into a rather huge roster of characters.

Otherwise you aren't missing much by not playing this. Which is sad considering how amazing some of these MK ports are. Not to mention some of the updated versions still among my favorite MK games to date. Maybe how my vision of this concept differs notably from Digital Eclipse's or right on the money?

They could include Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins as a bonus. It's a lesser known tie in MK movie to the original MK movie. Let's talk both Mega Man X Legacy Collection games as an example. They both include a prequel OVA to the first Mega Man X game. Including this animated MK movie finally frees it from being VHS exclusive.

You heard correctly this particular MK movie isn't even rereleased on DVD. But considering a lot of stuff good or bad gotten it to a degree. It further bags the question why the hell not? I really could see the MK team as well as Digital Eclipse team having a lot of fun. They both realize all the insanity they could do to easily spice things up.

There's also a huge chance they may discuss the original live action MK movies. It also demands where they draw the line at. This is meant to help get newer MK fans more into the franchise. At the same time, us older MK fans wants justice in every sense of it's presentation. We expect the usual MK perfection coughs MK1 not that lol.

I always heavily disliked Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. Among the first video game movies I didn't like. I had plenty of issues with it. Let's put it this way most MK movies way better than this!!! I could even argue how somehow Game.com version of MKT better as well. I'm not sugar coating how bad this MK movie truly is!!!

I would do 1992-2007 stopping right before the crossover game. I know some could argue including it due to being the final Midway MK game before bankruptcy. To me that MK game kinda there in every sense of the word. Including it could cause some confusion while virtually none doing the opposite.

They may also discuss some of the MK shows of that era. Stick with the original live action MK movie. I also hope they talk about the MK comics as well. I recently during my vacation seen one of the issues in a huge store. There's also people quickly jumping on Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks. Some could view this being a precursor to MK9.

Hard to believe we had the same company responsible for Street Fighter cartoon show. Not any of the Japanese shows for that matter. The famous US cartoon SF cartoon show also made this MK cartoon show. Now let me ask you a question. What do you absolutely love about the franchise? Fatalities well you get virtually none at all.

The violence is so tone down it makes the famous SNES MK1 port seem hardcore!!! Mortal Kombat: Conquest served as a prequel to the games aka timeline 1. At that point in time, MK couldn't properly nail prequels. We had an Sub-Zero game that failed. We also had an Jax game that sucked more so. Now this show not a lot of people remembers.

Indirectly the newer animated MK movies attempted similar concepts years later. They clearly nail sequels continuing the story forward. Somehow trying to tell stories in prequels just doesn't work. Which is incredibly weird for this franchise. Some could easily see how this led to MK11 to a degree. Honestly the MK team learned from some of their big mistakes.

In terms of this spin off MK game is an non canon retelling of Mortal Kombat II. They may remove it's MKII port that's directly pulled from Midway Arcade Treasures 2. I do recall getting up to the later Scorpion boss fight. MK games like this getting into this compilation. "Shut up and take my money!!!"

This was before Mortal Kombat: Armageddon's release. It's currently the best spin off MK game ever!!! It's not a surprise a lot of people missed out playing this!!! Adding online multiplayer to this people won't stop playing it!!! Obviously this is a must for this MK kollection. Digital Eclipse proven with a few compilation games they can handled a lot of platforms with a lot of games.

Atari 50 by itself has over an hundred games with several games added in through DLCs. You also gotta realize some of these not confirmed MK games. Easily has a lot more content than those confirmed within the same kollection. The replay value for this needs to be ridiculously high!!! There's more than enough additional stuff they can discuss.

This needs to be a massive blast of nostalgia. I'm also hoping this gets onto GOG as well like Gex Trilogy surprisingly done recently. Even considering a lot of secrets the franchises widely known for. You already have a lot of reasons to check this out!!! This is going to be the stuff of legends!!! If some of the essential MK games not in there.

I'm likely not going to buy this!!! It's not often I get rather particular games I hope to see in a compilation game. Let's talk Jurassic Park Classic Games Collection for an example. Originally they didn't announced two of the Sega Genesis games. Which made some people either upset or worried like myself.

Thankfully they listened to the fans to include those games. Now I'm also aware that's Limited Run Games that's also responsible for Gex Trilogy. They operate differently from Digital Eclipse in many ways. Ultimately both created an engine to revive classic video games. Right now I'm still quite sold on getting this.

It's depending what the rest of the lineup going to be. Which is going to rather make or break this kollection. Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection needs to hit the ground running or be forgotten. I'm trying to be somewhat open minded about this. At the same time, not having Trilogy, Shaolin Monks and Deception a rather trouble pill to swallow.

Mortal Kombat: Deception always been among my favorite MK games. I even enjoyed Unchained version a lot. I don't even see that being a down grade to the console versions. You virtually get all that content plus a handful more characters. Not to mention easier to access online matches from the PS2 version.

I would be fine they just include Unchained version in the compilation. I strongly felt they won't leave any stones left unturned here. It also would be weird to not include the console version of Deadly Alliance. Some MK fans get upset over that. Again I rather play Deception over Deadly Alliance myself.

A much better take on The Krypt. They even made several aspects of it more interesting. Konquest Mode in particular was my favorite. It's still among my favorite Story Modes they ever done!!! It's not better than MK9's though. I still say it's technically better than the two newer MK game's Story Modes.

I always been somewhat mixed about Mortal Kombat: Armageddon. The short version is Midway should've planned to making it more of then next gen MK game. It barely was that with the final Wii version. It simply had too much content that heavily impacted the game. We're talking over sixty characters in one MK game.

Keep in mind, this was pre-DLC MK era too. Kreate a Fatality was incredibly flawed. Motor Kombat ended up being the best section of the entire game. A Mario Kart style mini game no less is rather pathetic!!! Midway was rushing games out around this point in time. Honestly, my favorite part was always the epic intro cut scene.

You see most of the characters fighting each other. It ends with Shang Tsung trying to reach the top while Blaze appeared was perfection. This was meant to be the end of the original MK timeline. To be quite honest MK11 that threw in multiple timelines was way better. Despite some huge issues I had with the MK game.

Even if all of this were to be included. Someone still not satisfied or people simply against this compilation. Yes there's people heavily against this compilation game from happening. Not because all the finishers featured either. Some felt we don't need this at all. Others felt they were desperate enough to do this compilation game.

Simply going by their previous compilation games. Digital Eclipse usually hits home runs. They believe they are doing this to save the franchise. I personally don't see it that way at all. They are going back to their roots. Just not for the next big MK game. Instead they are revisiting the history of the franchise.

You may learn a great deal you didn't know. Digital Eclipse regularly takes their time to make these amazing compilation games. If any were to come off being rushed that's more by the bigger game companies than anything else. Maybe it's success could led to other franchises WB Games owns to return in some form.

A huge one on my list is Rampage. Just give me an compilation of Rampage series please? I highly doubt some similar fighting games WB Games owns to MK series getting included. Primal Rage, War Gods, Mace: The Dark Age and Bio F.R.E.A.K.S. respectively. It's questionable if they cover these games or even mention em at all!!!

The fact John Tobias came back for this speaks volumes!!! Ed Boon possibly beyond words excited to be involved with this. We're about to get so much MK content we really don't know where to start? Majority of them suppose to have online multiplayer is a nice touch. I can't wait to see the finalized lineup for this compilation game going to be.

I really would love to get this for my birthday later this year. I'm in my mid 30s this would mean so much to me. Mortal Kombat truly deserves such an ambitious compilation game. One worthy of the Elder Gods!!! Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection is going to be something the world still isn't prepare for.

I am not sure if the PS1 ports. In particular MKII or MK3 getting included or not? Same with the remaining Game Gear ports as well. I still haven't discussed other versions of MK4 yet. The PS1 port altered the presentation with cut scenes. Which ended up being somewhat mixed received. The N64 port is among the most popular ports since it stayed true to the original version.

Of course, we gotta talk about MK4 on Game Boy Color!!! Yeah just take a look at this you'll quickly understand why I'm not excited for it. I even felt MK3 on Game Gear from what I seen is better than this!!! The only real reason to include it is connect all the main handheld versions in the same kollection.

I'll be very direct I was the most impressed by Mortal Kombat Unchained. I know some may see me bias because I love Deception so much. Well this is my blog, whatever I say goes!!! Another major factor is don't make some of the necessary MK games paid DLCs. I'll tell you that's going to turn people off from buying this.

People already gotten turned off by both MK11 and MK1 doing similar strategies. Especially for stuff that should've already been in the game free. Who wants to buy particular MK ports? I really don't so why should you? Let's be honest Warner Brothers isn't doing well right now. They kept making huge mistakes costing em billions of dollars!!!

I don't think the success of this kollection going to save em. But what it would do is help renew interest for the Mortal Kombat franchise. Some people going to be very particular which versions should be included. Look you can't win just be thankful whatever you get here. Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection is about to set the world on fire!!!

Friday, May 30, 2025

Simulator games rant

Hello everyone I'm XboxClown89, currently my last planned blog entry before visiting my family. On and off I been considering if I should write this or not? In more recent years a particular genre title I see in a lot of games is Simulator. You couldn't even believe some of these that actually exists!!! I think that's enough reason to do a rant on em.

I'm sure around 2010s simulator games notably started to show up. You got a lot of them you do expect to be games. Usually the more particular jobs simulator games. A large amount of them being restaurant theme. To clarify I'm only focusing on those with Simulator in the titles. There's a little variety that attempts to be like real life.

I simply love they had to put Simulator in the titles. It kinda comes off like we're that stupid lol. Occasionally you get upgrades that helps makes several aspects a little easier. Either you gotta get as much within a money or slowly finish jobs to get more money. Some of them also offers alternative methods to get money.

Keep in mind, this section focusing on the more realistic, believable simulator games. The real fun begins when I start ranting on the more fun, out there Simulator games. Obviously The Sims series is a famous example that isn't directly called Simulator. At the same time, these games recreate many aspects of real life.

Also expect more indie developers to do similar concept Simulator games. Especially on Steam it's filled with em!!! It's amazing some of the stuff you actually get to do. You actually learn a lot about particular jobs in ways you didn't think was possible. This seems like one of the easiest or among the most tedious genres in gaming.

I say easiest because they usually take time to help you understand what you're doing. Even simulator games you gotta go to make money is friendly enough to help you out. I said tedious because some of them requires surprising levels of perfection. You do have the choice to mostly finish a job or go the extra distance to full complete em?

This also becoming one of those genres. Some developers rush out okay to bad Simulator games. There's also indie developers that truly cares to deliver amazing experiences. You may have to be a little selective which to play. Crime Scene Cleaner which is a simulator game absolutely amazing in what it does.

My best advice to possibly save you money from getting the bad ones. If you have an friend that occasionally plays this style of games. Simply ask them which ones you should play? Also you gotta be more selective about which video game reviewers you wish to trust their opinions on games? Especially the drama in recent years.

The decent reviewers on YouTube usually doesn't tell ya wrong on them. At times they flat out say don't play em which is rare among the more decent reviewers. You know the people that focuses more on decent video games than bad ones. If you played enough of them you can choose to give more of them a try or don't at all?

I know to a degree realism in games turns me off. Some of them makes these jobs worst than they actually are while others somehow makes em a lot of fun. Some of them simply gives you a rather unique perceptive on everything. Maybe you prefer these simulator games or the wackier concept ones instead?

Alright I bet some of ya are dying to know what I gotta say about the more possibly wtf Simulator games right? You can tell some of these exists simply because no one else would do em. Some of which is in all honestly incredibly stupid ideas they just had to do. This goes from weird job simulators to everything else literately!!!

I really do mean everything else you really would be surprise. This or that somehow an actual simulator game you can buy on Steam maybe other platforms. There's a few insult theme simulator games. Not to mention weird animal simulator games. You play as creatures in games capable of truly stupid stuff like Goat Simulator: Remastered.

Some of them cover rather bizarre concepts. Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator, yes this is a real game. A black market for body parts being auditioned across an universe or at least an galaxy. There's a few based on homeless people like Bum Simulator. Some of these no way a big name game company doing em.

A lot of them are in smaller game franchises. I guess a lot of people grew up with role playing. In terms of using their imagination. Sometimes dress up to be particular characters. I'm just saying it kinda explains why so many of these simulator games exists!!! You can search them up a couple pages filled with em I'm not kidding!!!

Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator series allows you to create ridiculous wars for fun. Eventually people going to run out of jobs to recreate. How fair would any of these gaming services allow these companies to go with the concepts? We even have a few crime theme simulators. I'm talking literately enforcing the law as well as breaking it simulator games.

Indirectly Grand Theft Auto series is a major factor why those simulator games exists. There's even Placid Plastic Duck Simulator. Yes a real game you recreate having these plastic ducks in pools. Either this is among the most creative or uninspired video game genres in existence it's up to you. There's even one called Granny Simulator.

I never said these simulator sticked to realism lol. Snail Simulator, even one of the slowest insects in existence gets an simulator game. The simply fact so many of them exists. Virtually means you could make anything into video games!!! Just like horror games, we barely had any of them when I was a kid.

Now I'm in my 30s there's so many of them!!! I easily could fill up any gaming account with em. I mean wow I guess people secretly wants to control everything!!! At least that's the message I'm getting from these games. Seriously someone made Rock Simulator!!! You literately play as a rock wow how creative!!!

There's even Beer Simulator, a weird clicker simulation game you upgrade beer. Even beer gets it's own weird simulator game. WOW Clock Simulator this has to be the most exciting thing ever (sarcasm). Someone even made Achievement Simulator. It's a weird attempt to recreate achievement hunting games.

Something I been doing for a few decades now. OMG you can't be serious, Mayonnaise Simulator!!! All of a sudden I'm recalling Stephen King out of ideas Family Guy joke. Let's not limit to reality here. Breast Simulator is wtf am I looking at kind of game. Even particular stuff you do in private done in simulator games.

Loading Simulator is recreating retro PC era. You know several basic stuff that used to take forever in the 90s as well as early 2000s. Personally I felt stuff like that is simply better left forgotten. As I'm writing this more wow that's an simulator game shows up. By this point Steam writing my own blog post than myself at this point.

Let's say some of these may not even get release on consoles at all. Steam simply accepts majority of games as well as DLCs as soon as it's sent in. For console game companies they first take time to review what's been sent in. They must get approved to show up on their services or they won't. By now a lot of bad Steam game videos making more sense right?

I'm not directly calling this genre bad by any means. There's several indie developers clearly looking to rip people off. I do know several of them wants people to enjoy their games. A lot of them still in Early Access. Just be cautious for any difficulty including possibly game breaking glitches playing them.

I felt the more I searched Steam. The longer this blog entry going to get. I simply want to make a few things clear. There's so many of them it's ridiculous. Even sticking with the more realistic job theme ones. You got many choices which ones to play. But if you're more like me. You probably enjoy the why is this exists? experience more.

I'm also not trying to say those are boring either. I confess some kinda are while others just works. Then you get to the more ridiculous side. You start to wonder how stupid of a concept can they possibly go? Eventually Steam going to openly state that's too stupid we're not doing it!!! Regardless, it's up to you if you have any interest playing any of these simulator games.

Monday, May 26, 2025

Licensed Mario Kart clones rant

Warning this is going to be a lengthy blog entry. Please take as many breaks as humanly possible. Make sure to hit the breaks just right or you'll be sorry!!!

Hello everyone I'm XboxClown89, within a week I'll be away seeing family for a few weeks. I been considering a rather fun yet interesting video game rant for a little while. Obviously you got popular games that everyone talks about. Eventually other companies attempt to cash in on it's success. In this case I will be looking at licensed Mario Kart clones you may not know about.

I personally haven't played many of them myself. I have played two Crash racing games as well as some Sonic games to a degree. This felt like something I could have fun with discussing. Majority of them aren't great racing games. Along with Mario Party series among the most copy cats of the Mario franchise. By their logic anyone could be in a kart racing game.

To clarify a few things before I get started. Don't expect either NASCAR or Hot Wheels. Everyone knows those gotten racing games. There's virtually no point directly focusing on em. Especially when I wanted to focus on franchises you possibly didn't know done this. It sorta ruins the entire point of this blog entry altogether had I included them.

South Park Rally

It's hard to believe South Park gotten it's own Mario Kart rip off game. The end of the Acclaim South Park trilogy. The game was on a few platforms as usual for Acclaim Entertainment back in the day. The creators were quite busy focusing on the show which was still quite new on television. They mostly approved the game as well as done voice acting.

They later stated to regret allowing those South Park games to get released. What's crazier is this was more meant for adults on a game console. At the target majority of gamers playing it being kids. Not only this barely felt like the show. They somehow made an Mario Kart style game this bad. I grew up with PS1 version myself.

Looney Tunes: Space Race

Considering Death Battle: Tom Cat vs Wile. E. Coyote coming soon. I had to fix in an racing Looney Tunes game. Obviously this makes a lot of sense to make into a game. You got the right cartoon characters fighting against each other during races. Originally released on Dreamcast then a few years later on PlayStation 2.

This also was a brief period where any game on Dreamcast ported to PS2 didn't do well. I would've love to try this Looney Tunes game out. I felt this simply too fun of a idea. Obviously it has potential among these licensed Mario Kart clones. A lot of games came out in recent years. I can only hope this Looney Tunes game returns one day.

Star Wars: Bombad Racing

Yes even Star Wars one of the most popular movie franchises had to do their own rip off of Mario Kart. Let's be honest you got a lot of rememberable characters. You also have some rather cool vehicles as well as weapons. I do see the appeal of this Star Wars game. Then as soon as you see the game all of that suddenly drops.

I won't sugar coat it I know parts of the franchise lends towards children. But maybe they should've went closer to teens instead. At least there it would've gotten more people's attention. A lot of older Star Wars fans simply going to overlook the game. For me this is a hard pass. Not because I'm not a Star Wars fan either.

Burger King PocketBike Racer

Yes even the famous fast food restaurant Burger King got in on the fun. Obviously they are using bikes instead of karts. But you still notice the similarities in the game play. There's a few sports games similar to Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series that's not skateboarding. I won't excuse a game simply changing out the vehicles.

This game was given out to kids at their restaurants. It's no surprise the internet eventually learned this Burger King game existed. Also you play as Burger King whose creepy as hell. You can tell simply looking up pictures or videos it's a cheap knock off of Mario Kart series. You sorta tell how rushed out this licensed game is too.

Super Indie Karts

Hard to believe there exists a crossover indie Mario Kart style game. I'm happy about to see the indie developers support each other like this. There's a few franchises with Toejam & Earl among the most famous. Personally I'm more of a Earl person if anyone asked. This is heavily inspired by Super Mario Kart on SNES.

I personally loved when indie developed attempt to recreate retro like this. I actually wanna play this myself. It's currently an Early Access game. You may expect some technical difficulties if any shows up. Otherwise they usually listen to people testing out their games. This gotten onto Steam in 2015 a long time now.

Just pointing out more recently there's an indie Toejam & Earl game. It's directly inspired by the original game that actor Macaulay Culkin supported.

Nicktoon racing games

I easily could've done a handful of their franchises doing this concept. Why not give you all of them at once? This is a licensed Mario Kart clone series. Nickelodeon also done this towards Super Smash Brothers series as well. So many of their shows including Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are featured. I know that's a lot to take in right?

Who doesn't love the idea racing as some of your favorite cartoon characters? I don't know how well any of them has done off hand. It's a good way for older Nickelodeon fans to notice. I grew up with a lot of these cartoon shows myself. Obviously this has potential to be a game series. Maybe I wish they would've made it more of their own thing instead of ripping off Mario Kart series.

Disney racing games

There's a few Mickey Mouse racing games by Rare. You know the famous company responsible for some of the greatest Nintendo games in existence. There's also Disney Speedstorm a free to play kart racing game on multiple platforms. Yes even Disney the famous animation company got in on this too.

I should also point out Walt Disney World Quest: Magical Racing Tour as well. Once again you get to race as some of your favorite cartoon characters. They pulled from a lot of their franchises making it a little overwhelming. Even Pirates of the Caribbean an live action movie series got in. I guess Disney will do anything for money!!!

Cartoon Network racing games

This is getting old by now another cartoon network making a few licensed Mario Kart style racing games. I also grew up heavily around a lot of these cartoon shows. Cartoon Network Racing directly ripped off Mario Kart Double Dash. For those that doesn't know this Mario Kart game allows two people in a kart.

They work together to win races. It's more of a team racing game than Team Sonic Racing. Oddly not as many franchises as Disney or Nickelodeon presented. I guess they couldn't put in the money to get more characters. Why kinda explains their current situation lol. Regardless I would play either of these racing games if given the chance.

DreamWorks racing games

Even the famous animation company got in on the fun. This is a more recent Mario Kart style racing game on most platforms. I could've just given you a Shrek racing game. Obviously I had to go much bigger here. Some of your favorite franchises are presented here. This already has a lot of potential to be a fun racing game.

Sadly stuff like this is often rushed a bit resulting in not favorable reviews. Considering this is among the more recent games I'm talking about today that's sad. DreamWorks has a few racing games. I can't say if any are worth checking out since I never played em. They sure don't look great though. To me they easily scream rip off!!!

Charinko Hero

This was exclusive to Japan like many great things. You play as a lot of characters from a few franchises. Mostly Kamen Rider series and Ultra series respectively. This was on GameCube by the same company responsible for the first Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers game on Sega Genesis. This by itself already screams the obvious.

Two franchises widely known for heroes fighting monsters with some destruction involve. Why do this is beyond me? I rather have a different style crossover game you fight against each other. More like War of the Monsters or King of the Monsters series or Godzilla series for that matter. This is for sure among the weirdest licensed Mario Kart clones that I know of.

Crazy Frog Arcade Racer

Somehow this even gotten it's own Mario Kart clone game. I'm not familiar with Crazy Frog myself. I just looked it up to find out it's a weird music style animation character. Often used in songs that goes viral perfect for Tik Tok. This seems like the most random among all the Mario Kart clones I'm covering.

It's almost they had kids that couldn't stop talking about Crazy Frog. They simply had to make an racing game based on em. How do you transform something like this into a racing game? I even seen characters that normally don't work in fighting games somehow do before. I am almost at a loss of words.

The Smurfs racing games

OMG even The Smurfs had to get in on this too. I recalled watching returns of this classic cartoon in the early days of Cartoon Network. They are tiny blue people that's often terrorized by a human man and his dog. This also bags a huge question how exactly could this work as a racing game let alone a few of them?

The Smurfs wasn't like many classic cartoon series that had a lot of stuff to work with. Let's be Inspector Gadget I wouldn't even need to ask questions how that could work here. Somehow more Smurfs racing games kept showing up when at least don't expect em. I rather have a lot of coal in my socking.

LEGO racing games

There's a few racing LEGO games. This is excluding sections within their other games including licensed ones with racing sections. I simply wanna focus directly on racing focus licensed LEGO games. Even one of the biggest toy brands in the world done this as well. It's more than bricks for those not familiar with other stuff you get with em.

I am directly focusing on their racing games not directly based on any licensed franchises. I felt this helps it stand out more. It's not difficult to see how this could work in a game or two. The insane level of creativity with the simple Mario Kart style game play. It simply appeals to people of all ages. It's more normal than Crazy Frog Arcade Racer lol.

M&M's Kart Racing

Yes even the famous candy brand done this too. It really sucks places stopped selling white chocolate M&M's especially the peanut ones. Obviously we are using the commercial characters. Which by itself limits what could be done with em. It just seems like a weird licensed game idea to do. Even going by some classic commercials it's doomed to fail.

Why would you wanna play as candy racing in a game? Then again why any of this for that matter? I also notice barely any of these M&M's games does anything with M&M's Minis!!! Obviously this was another famous cheap knock off. There was no real way this was going to work. It's such an insult to a popular candy brand.

Hello Kitty racing games

Yes even Hello Kitty done this as well. It's a popular brand of cute stuff aimed towards the female audience. You would be surprise how all over the place this franchise is now. It shouldn't even be a surprise they got a few Mario Kart style racing games. In a weird way I do see why they made these. I'm not that familiar with the brand myself.

Thus I don't know if it had enough to justify doing these licensed racing games or not. To me it just seems weird they jumped on that track ripping off Mario Kart series. Especially when they're making enough money not needing to do that. Even as a cat person to a degree this is weird. Somehow Garfield getting racing games making more sense.

Warped Kart Racers

Here's a rather unexpected licensed Mario Kart clone. This is actually a mobile game likely discontinued. You have Family Guy, American Dad!, King of the Hill and Solar Opposites respectively. Four popular cartoon shows that has plenty of stuff to work with. It's just weird something like this gotten release in a rather unexpected way.

Especially considering those cartoon shows. I know some people that would love to play this. Even for a mobile game I mean come on why not? I'm just surprised The Simpsons didn't get in. My favorite out of these shows is American Dad! by far. It's almost like they were too scared to go bigger with the concept.

Digimon Racing

Yes even the famous toy brand gotten it's turn at the wheel. I recalled watching the first three seasons of Digimon a long time ago. I could never expect this Digimon game to exist!!! In a weird way I do see why they had to do this. You got plenty of rememberable creatures. Not to mention some iconic locations.

Bandai now Namco Bandai haven't been kind with the franchise though. I know people quickly jump on calling this an Pokemon rip off. I strongly felt Digimon differs itself enough from that. I would've enjoyed this back in the day too. They even threw in their own twist to the concept. Just weird it's only on Game Boy Advance.

Angry Birds Racing

Angry Birds in what used to be a hit mobile game series before company became selfish pricks. They even jumped in on the fun. Personally this bags too many questions with not enough answers. In majority of Angry Birds games you slingshot birds to take out the pigs. Despite the variety of what birds can do.

It doesn't give enough to work for a kart racing game. This also gotten discontinued I'm glad I didn't play this. By default this sounds like a horrible idea. I rather play a vastly different game altogether. There's virtually no possible way this could work. This simply doomed to fail even before released. I hate to say this franchise going to die out soon due to greed.

Conclusion

Difficult to believe all of this possibly more exists right? Somehow Mario Kart franchise became such an easy cash grab opportunity for many franchises. Obviously I do recommend playing actual Mario Kart games. I also recommend playing Sonic & Sega All-Stas Racing series as well as two versions of Crash Team Racing.

All of those are simply way better than majority of these licensed crap. I don't even wanna entertain the idea what else could possibly do this. It's ridiculous there's already more of these than the actual Mario Kart series. Maybe it's a good thing to be a bit selective which games to play. Why torture yourself playing some of these?

I know YouTubers kept focusing on variations of this topic. Sometimes including original games that's ripping off Mario Kart series as well. I guess time is money for some of these games. Some of these were a bit tough to swallow. It's much easier to not care at all I'll even support that. It's just sad success of a particular Mario spin off series led to this!!!

A lot of them aren't even on Nintendo consoles either. At times there's on as many platforms as possible. Which makes it harder to avoid em. Especially you're about to buy a game or two. Let's go with the digital buying route for this. All of a sudden, one of those clone games shows up. You suddenly get turn off by it.

In all honestly that's how some of these licensed games making me feel. I'm better off with Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled through Game Pass. Which I been playing a lot of recently. Some of them are even harder to accept they exist over those ripping off Mario Party series. Obviously parts of both is worst than you could possibly imagine!!!

You could buy enough of them to kick off starting a new console. Assuming you have the money to do so. A lot of them aren't cheap either. By now you see why I been wanting to do this particular video game rant. It just writes itself at this point. I simply choose a few games. Then looking for more online quickly led to such a long lineup of games to rant on.

At the same time, I don't really gain much by doing this either. I'm just glad I get to vent out how I felt about all of this. The current direction of games is going to possibly led to it's end. They are focusing on too many wrong things to fix it in time. Indirectly licensed games play somewhat into that. End of the day simply living under a rock not knowing any of these is a life worth living!!!

Sunday, May 25, 2025

Death Battle Fight Prediction: Tom Cat (Tom & Jerry) vs Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)

Hello everyone I'm XboxClown89, I been waiting since late 2023 for the next Death Battle episode. I actually sent in money while voting for matches within Death Battle's Tournament of Champions. The one match up I kept supporting right up to the end was Tom Cat vs Wile E. Coyote. I am quite hyped it's finally happening in a month.

I took a lot of time since that announcement it's happening to look into both these legendary cartoon characters. This should be among the most creative fights they ever done!!! Neither having a main canon means anything getting considered. Ridiculousness please these two give that a new definition. I couldn't be any happier about being among a few thousand people that made this a reality!!!

Verdict
Wile E. Coyote

This shouldn't be a huge surprise I got a lot to explain. Considering both of them are capable of toon force making even the impossible seem like child's play. I don't think stats going to matter that much in the long run. I know some still wanna argue particular stats one or the other has over each other. Sadly toon force simply cancels that making it a rather pointless argument.

They both debut in the 1940s with Tom coming nearly a decade before Coyote. Yet neither has any main canons across all the different versions. Which forces the Death Battle team to consider everything. This by itself could make it surprisingly complex or flat out confusing. Both has a rather long lists for their arsenal they could be given.

It's safe to say majority of those simply cancel each other out. We also can agree at times especially in Wile's case, toon force can back fire on em. Both of them are surprisingly smart cartoon characters as well. This is going to be a ridiculous test of endurance. They both can really take punishment from other characters.

Of course both has some weird advantages over each other. Tom is more of a main character within his roster of cartoon characters while Wile occasionally acts as a supporting character. He does have plenty of his own cartoon shorts too. In scaling this means Tom doesn't require directly scaling to other character. In vice versa, Coyote will be likely be compared to many Looney Tunes characters.

Which does help in scaling despite how broken both their toon force usage is. Tom in canon has to die nine times to stay dead. This concept does exist in Looney Tunes through Sylvester the Cat. Who also by pure confidence debut in the 1940s. A lot of Tom & Jerry stories takes place inside locations. In comparison majority of Wile's stories takes place around the mountains outside.

This is also a weird take on cat vs dog. Which brings me to an advantage that shouldn't be a surprise. Tom has a notable history not doing well against dogs like Spike. I did look up coyotes they do count as canines. Tom could invent stuff to a degree while Wile simply order stuff from Acme. I think a lot of us can agree both could use each other weapons to a degree.

I still could argue Wile being slightly smarter. It's also easy to give the experience advantage to Tom. Simply because he came first logic. He likely appeared in more things than Coyote. Personally I rather run with that instead. It's also true Tom has to deal with Jerry whose surprisingly clever himself. I still gotta give credit to Coyote trying to run after the Road Runner.

Whose among the fastest Looney Tunes characters. This by itself if stats mattered would've given Coyote the speed advantage. People also forget there's a few times he's caught the Road Runner. Same with Tom getting Jerry by surprise. It's a more frustrating debate whose truly the more broken character?

Coyote could be given an anti-toon gun. I know what some people going to say. "Tom isn't from that universe, the gun shouldn't work on him." You also gotta realize Death Battle takes place in a neutral shared universe. There's proof with Gojo vs Makima being a great example of this. They added in a particular situation to better tie in the characters.

Considering that logic it's heavily implied in this version of the fight. Wile getting that gun could be a game changer. Sure it can be countered if Tom figures out laughter can bring back his toon force. Both easily survived getting sent from planet to planet back. Oddly enough in reverse order that involved the same two planets being Earth and Mars.

I also know a lot of people are expecting this to end in a draw. They countered so much even bagging the question can either cartoon character actually die? Surprisingly yes in both cases funny enough. Both once gotten blown up to become star constellations. There was a time enough explosives blew up an house took out Tom.

Let's be honest stuff like this is rather inconsistent with both characters. Although it will take a long time both of them can get tired. Not only that eventually we'll get to parts of their arsenal they lack a counter for. Which is inevitably going to happen. This by itself could easily determines who wins this fight.

There's also the question who can survive the more ridiculous situations? This is easily where Coyote scaling to other characters wins em that argument. I will confess both of them are pretty ridiculous. Tom just isn't as close as ridiculous as some of the Looney Tunes characters in comparison. Especially the feats in classic cartoon shorts as well as comic shorts.

Yosemite Sam took on Marvin the Martian that involved an black hole against the sun before. There's virtually nothing like that in anything Tom & Jerry. There was a brief period Coyote took on Bugs Bunny. In my opinion the most ridiculous Looney Tunes character of them all!!! Bugs has a few ridiculous versions including Animator Bugs.

Where Bugs can draw and erase stuff from existence with ease. He also can manipulate reality as well as fate with ease. All of that simply doesn't exist in Tom's multiverse. We even had Duck Dodger aka Daffy Duck take on Marvin the Martian. Which led to mostly destroyed an planet with powerful weapons.

Obviously both easily tanked planet level destruction in such a short period of time. This by itself also isn't in anything Tom ever been in either. Even Tiny Toons has some rather ridiculous feats from younger cartoon characters. Which does involve I kid you not resetting the universe!!! We even had a few times the animation became too much to cause the actual cartoon shorts to break.

I know a lot of people are dead focus on whose the more broken character. I am quite confessed it is Wile E. Coyote. You also gotta realize in majority of his chase theme stories. He's in a constant state of hunger while that's rare in Tom's case. After all, there's times Tom is treated as a pet. This also means Coyote more willing attack as well.

Both of them are rather creative in what they do. I just don't think after a point Tom can keep up with Coyote. Acme seems to have something for everything. Yes their inventions often back fires on Coyote. There are some rare occasions they worked. Sadly some of those examples led to no longer having the Road Runner shortly afterwards.

A good example of this is when he cloned himself a few times. Keep in mind, the Road Runner is ridiculously faster than Tom in comparison. All of them equal the same level of intelligence. This by itself could be game changing. There's also a chance their robots could be used. Coyote's robot once caught the Road Runner as well.

I don't think that robot cat in the futuristic cartoon shorts going to help much. At one point, he turned on Tom to start controlling him. Which also happened to Jerry by his own mouse robot. Some could argue ways Jerry is more broken than the Road Runner. I will give some credit Jerry is notably smarter than that bird.

At the same time, this bird instantly does ridiculous stuff not really thinking at all in comparison. It's very obvious the Road Runner thinks exactly like a real life bird. Obviously Jerry is essentially a smaller rodent version of Tom yes I said that. In both their multiverses, they occasionally chase other animals.

Which also is true with Sylvester the Cat chasing Tweety. Look I can't help he was introduced between these two legendary cartoon characters. Tom likely get confused by some of Acme's inventions. I don't think he's as clever as Bugs. Whom secretly manipulated Coyote through a particular invention before. Coyote can get access to some truly ridiculous stuff from Acme.

The assumption is Tom easily can use anything from Acme. After awhile you start to notice some of those inventions are rather complex. Even some of the more simpler titled inventions. Some also could make the argument parts of Tom's powers involves his imagination. I don't have a solid counter against that.

The problem with that logic is you just never know which Acme invention about to be used. Therefore Tom would have to instantly know what's about to happen to possibly counter it. There are plenty of times both of them gotten over confident to getting the bad end of the stick. There's no way Tom going to quickly figure out some of those inventions in time.

Not a lot of people knows this next fact. It's very common knowledge Tom has some fighting skills. In some rare occasions Coyote himself shown some impressive fighting skills. There's also the fact in majority of Tom's fighting scenes he's wielding weapons. Coyote can fight well without any of them. This might also come as a huge surprise.

Tom is more used getting beaten up in comparison. Which is kinda amusing considering his opponent from a particular cartoon franchise known for that lol. Coyote also has the advantage being in more locations outside. At times as a pet, Tom gets in trouble. Which usually leads to him getting smacked by his owners.

All of a sudden being a more indoors cartoon character works against em. This by itself is a major difference between the two cartoon characters. Coyote was never a pet in any of his stories. Therefore he simply can do what he wants while at times Tom had to bend to others to life at places. This is another major reason Tom going to lose this fight.

 Tom also more used to dealing with smaller animals. When he deals with bigger ones like a baby elephant whose disguised as a giant mouse. Well it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that didn't go well. Obviously, the Road Runner much bigger than Jerry in size. This is critical because majority what Coyote could do actually doesn't require altering the scope much to happen.

In comparison, Tom would more likely freak out trying to quickly alter that against Coyote. Wile being slightly taller has little to nothing going for this either. If you get them enough time to figure something out. They could better their chances to a degree. This is virtually the cartoon variation of that concept with both of them being strategists.

It's safe to say Coyote is notably more ambitious. He also could've learned some tricks from the other Looney Tunes characters to trick Tom. Let's be honest, at times Jerry does that to him. In turn Coyote possibly do the same. Even going against Bugs Bunny, he once caught him in a bag before. People also forget that's another common trait of those characters.

They often play such trickery against each other. It's not as commonly used within Tom & Jerry. Tom also struggled against a rival cat to a degree. Which could be used as a possible idea how this cartoon fight could go. Butch Cat shows up at times usually annoying Tom. There's some rare occasions the two cats worked together to end up back firing instead.

Surprisingly not a lot of people discussing this fight brings this cartoon cat character up. Obviously Butch isn't that smart compared to Wile. But he does rival Tom's tendency to a degree. Which is critical since we also can argue how Coyote surpasses that. Wile simply wants to eat this speedster bird. In comparison Tom's goals could differ to a degree.

Tom is thrown into more notable situations since he's more of a main cartoon character. Despite that, Coyote still held his own with the rest of them. All of a sudden Tom being a main character doesn't actually mean much. Wile has proven to be more creative with a greater level of endurance. He puts it all on the line to eat a huge bird.

This eventually means Tom's determination going to run out first. Especially when he realizes how badly Coyote wants to win. It's even safer to assume he's willing to cross lines Tom wouldn't. Ultimately this is exactly where all of this comes down to. In a few critical areas Coyote could go a little further than Tom.

Tom's only real counter to an anti-toon gun is laughter. It's also possible by late into this fight. Tom be highly afraid of Coyote to laughter normally. There's also the chance this suddenly cause insanity for him as well. Let's be honest Looney Tunes characters are quite crazy to begin with. It's easy to see how all of this madness be simply too much for Tom to accept.

Especially when the more ridiculous stuff he could do. In some ways gets countered in ways he didn't even know was coming. Now going back to Acme inventions back firing. Coyote possibly could get the crazy idea of causing an invention to back fire on purpose or rig it for Tom to use as a trap. Both options being a strong possibility here.

Now I know I'm really putting a lot of thought into something this ridiculous. The simple fact is people including myself made this cartoon fight happen on the web show. A lot of people are expecting a draw. Well I really don't think this going to end in a draw like Scooby-Doo vs Courage. I do believe for a lot of reasons I stated Wile E. Coyote going to win this cartoon fight.

Winner: Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)