Thursday, May 26, 2022

Death Battle Fight Prediction: Emperor Joker (DC) vs God Kefka (Square Enix)

Hello everyone I'm XboxClown89, today I'll suggest what was once a community fight topic. I highly doubt even for DBX this ever becomes an actual episode. To me, one of the worst fight debates I have ever heard of. A fight I can't even technically call a proper fight for plenty of reasons. We are talking about according the Death Battle a huge request, Emperor Joker vs God Kefka.

It's been a while since I wrote one of these prediction blogs. More recently I went back to doing prediction videos which been somewhat successful. I figured this is a particular stomp I can fully talk about more. Maybe after reading this, people might stop requesting it. Honestly, this is a fight where only one can potentially lose at any given time with any ridiculous angle you can think of.

Emperor Joker

Emperor Joker was when Mister Mxyzptlk originally planned giving very little of his powers to The Joker. He ended up getting tricked into giving all of his powers instead. Emperor Joker is a multiversal entity capable of everything Mister Mxysptlk can do with his powers to a greater degree because of his insanity. This is the single most ridiculous character I ever covered on any predictions I done.

God Kefka

Kekfa was one of three general serving Emperor Gestahl. He got experiment on originally not capable of casting magic. Eventually he became absorbing magic like a walking vacuum cleaner. A lot of people planned stopping him from taking over the world to failed. Many had worshipped him as a god. He became one of the most powerful at the time.

Powers and Abilities

Emperor Joker

Rather than doing a potentially long list of abilities. Considering the nature of Mister Mxyzptlk's powers are imagination. Emperor Joker can potentially do anything he can think of.

God Kefka

+Magic attacks

Advantages and Disadvantages notes

Regularly I would write advantages as well as disadvantages for all characters. Sadly one of them has way too much. Regardless the amount of advantage Emperor Joker has is rivaled by the amount of disadvantages God Kefka has. I'm also doing this to speed things up a bit.

Weaknesses

Emperor Joker

Although he can do anything with every pun intended. He isn't capable of erasing Batman from existence. Realizing this will cause him to lose Mister Mxyzptlk's powers. Also these powers increased his insanity as well.


God Kefka

Keep in mind this is God Kefka we're talking about. He no longer is a clever, manipulate villain. Also there's a limited amount of magic. Not to mention, his insanity is worse than before gaining more power from statutes.

Verdict

Emperor Joker


God Kefka is scaled to potentially being capable of destroying an planet. After gaining power from particular statues, he destroyed the surface of the world. Adding in additional magic Kefka could measure up to possibly moon or planet level. Sadly there's so many problems with this stomp. Emperor Joker's powers offers a lot more variety in comparison.

Also there is no real limit in what he can do. He was able to alter the multiverse with ease. Even a particular fight with Mister Mxyzptlk and Bat-Mite proven. The magical imps can survive an entire multiverse destruction with ease. Obviously this means Emperor Joker can do the same. Way beyond what God Kefka can withstand.

Not to mention, God Kefka's insanity no longer manipulate, clever strategist he once was. This is important because God Kefka won't even consider tricking The Joker to giving up his powers. He doesn't know Batman whose Joker's nemesis who Emperor Joker can't erase from existence. Although, he still was able to repeatedly keep killing him.

God Kefka also has a limited amount of magic as well. Even if he had all of it, he still run out eventually. Due to his unusual connection to magic, there can't be more magic as it gets used up. Not to mention, Emperor Joker can simply take magic away greatly limiting God Kefka's options. I should point out Emperor Joker does maintain Joker's manipulate, clever strategist mind.

There's nothing prevent Emperor Joker from repeatedly killing God Kefka or flat out altering him altogether. It doesn't even matter where in any plain of existence either. We are talking about really broken powers even for comic book standards. Emperor Joker has 99.99% of Mister Mxyzptlk's powers virtually all of them.

Emperor Joker's powers is a threat to The Spectre. This is very important because The Spectre being one of the absolute most powerful characters. Who only answers to The Presence aka DC's God. Whose essentially God's wraith having virtually every power you can think of. Now that's a level of power really ridiculous in comparison.

Oh wait I'm still not doing yet, it took a lot of people working together to take him down. Which is more than most main FF game groups. For Emperor Joker, all it took to lose is Superman convinced him he can't erase Batman from existence. The difference is actual effort to take out a powerful being to tricking a ridiculous powerful being giving up their powers.

Even if I were to use the version of Emperor Joker from Batman: The Brave and The Bold show. The only three main changes are this version being a lot lighter in comparison. His flaw to losing his powers is him realizing he couldn't exist without Batman. Also his powers came from Bat-Mite. Otherwise, even that version of the character is too much for God Kefka to handle.

We have one character with limits against another without any real limits at all. Emperor Joker's powers can effect the entire multiverse. We are putting a planet level character against multiversal character. Really not even a fight at all. Emperor Joker is a lot more god like in comparison. I strongly felt there are better clown character fights out there.

Winner: Emperor Joker

Seriously this is a big request guys!!! How!!! It's so bad!!!

Sunday, May 15, 2022

Top 5 Ways Beavis and Butt-Head is better than Family Dog

Hello everyone I'm XboxClown89, Family Dog left a horrible taste out of my mouth. I figured why not compared it to a show I loved for a long time now called Beavis and Butt-Head. Believe it or not, a short period both shows aired in 1993. Although they weren't competing against each other. I am here to reveal my Top 5 reasons why Beavis and Butt-Head is better than Family Dog.

Keep in mind, this is strictly my opinion alone.

5. Better licensed video games

I know this is unfair because Family Dog only got one video game to a couple games Beavis and Butt-Head had. It also doesn't help Family Dog's solo video game was terrible. I will be honest I had two Beavis and Butt-Head games back in the day. Beavis and Butt-Head on Sega Genesis then later the Game Boy game.

I did look up videos on Family Dog game, it was bad. Compared to those Beavis and Butt-Head games, I'm very glad I had those instead. The Genesis game really does reminds me of the show. In it's own way, the Game Boy game does as well. Of course, if you aren't able to connect to the game like the show, you're in for a suckfest more true in the 90s sadly.

4. A more relatable concept

Family Dog is about the family dog's point of view with the family themselves being very selfish pricks. Beavis and Butt-head heavily played off younger people doing stupid things. Which is something so many can connect with. Also in a lot of episodes, they would give feedback on music videos.

Which a lot of people loved that. It further brought in more unexpected humor for the show. Also it helped introduced people to a lot of musicians with those songs. Beavis and Butt-Head gave people more reason to be carefree at times. These sections of the shows are usually meant as huge high lights so many people looked forward to.

3. Shorter stories

Honestly I must give praise to Beavis and Butt-Head for a few reasons. Even one episode of Family Dog to me felt like an eternity. It just wasn't good in any regard whatsoever. Also Beavis & Butt-Head done shorter episodes that gets bundled together for television. It's not easy to write short stories then quickly get it ready for TV.

Also this helped with spicing up the show at times. One story could be them getting detention. The next story is they're at a mall offending women. It is rather out of the box strategy for it's time. Some 90s cartoon had a similar episode length to Beavis and Butt-Head. This also made the procession of editing or fixing em up a lot easier compared to a lot of cartoon shows at the time.

2. Movie

Beavis and Butt-Head do have a movie called Beavis and Butt-Head Do America. A great 90s movie connected to a popular cartoon movie was slowly becoming common. This also was a good longer story with the characters as well. Some surprisingly funny moments that I still remembered to this day.

More surprising than that, Bruce Willis yes the famous actor who recently retired from acting. Well he's actually in this movie, which was unusual for Willis. Honestly, I do praise this movie a lot. There's a strong possibility, parts of it's success allowed King of the Hill to happened. Beavis and Butt-Head had surprising success for it's time.

1. Brought back a few times

Believe it or not, Beavis and Butt-Head got brought back once for MTV a couple years ago. Now it's officially coming back again for two additional seasons. They also getting another movie as well, people can't get enough of these guys lol. Slowly not many animated shows returns from being canceled more than once.

Sadly this newer reboot won't include music videos. At the same time, we're getting more stories in it's place. So for me personally I could accept that. Beavis and Butt-Head is still one of the most talked about MTV shows ever. If it goes well, Beavis and Butt-Head will have ten seasons not counting the original shorts that inspired the show.

The fact this is getting a third run alone is a testament. Not only of itself but also how much the fans wanted more of them even after all these years. There's no question, Beavis and Butt-Head became one of the most famous duos in television history. It won't surprise me Beavis and Butt-Head came back a third time but it's all about them making fun of music videos lol.

Friday, May 13, 2022

Craziest fight I ever sent to TheMtVernonKid_The Alpha

Hello everyone I'm XboxClown89, a little over nine years ago. I seen this YouTuber TheMtVernonKid_The Alpha a few fight requests. He doesn't animate fights like a lot of people there. He came up with a list filled by other people's requests with some of his own fights. He only done three from me officially.

Special thanks to that guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0ESgfgY9Dg&t=620s

Solid Snake vs Omega Red & Devil Jin vs Blackheart respectively. But there was one particular fight possibly too crazy for it's one unique theme. Most of these including a couple on another YouTube channel he's got is mostly one on one fight debates. This particular line up was three way battles. So you had to pick three similar characters for this.

I took some time because three way battles are mostly broken for one or two of the fighters loses fast. The perfect ratio for one was very difficult to pull off. Somehow I felt I done it with a truly epic showdown. The theme of my request was three demon lords in a three way battle. I put Trigon from DC comics against Blackheart from Marvel comic against Mundus from Devil May Cry series.

To clarify, this is the original version of Mundus. I didn't realize this became the most epic fight in the entire line up it was in. Keep in mind, Trigon's stats aren't as high they once were because of Flashpoint. All three of them are insanely powerful within their own universes. We are talking from solar system to multiverse level.

In their own way, all three of them are immortal. Thus we are leaving death completely off the table. Two of them had different limitations when they're to get into the human world. Trigon requires around 100 billion souls to crossover into the human world. Mundus is forced to act through a statue since he's deemed too powerful for the human world.

Clearly, we need a more neutral plain of existence. Even there comes up with a notable factor. In Blackheart's case, he's potentially at his most powerful on low multiverse level in Hell. Which technically puts him over Trigon in raw power. All three of them have abilities each other lacks. You easily could consider each of these demon lords gods in their own right.

For fun, who do I think would actually win this epic showdown? Honestly, I kept coming back to Trigon for multiple reasons. For starters, Blackheart loves to go all out against worthy opponents. The problem with that is Trigon also absorbs evil from a lot of worlds at once. Which means Blackheart could be taken out by Trigon without warning.

Even if that doesn't happen during the fight. Mundus would be the next likely to fall first. Mundus does have a rival, Argosax whose rivals him in power yet both of them have officially loss to Dante. Yes I know Trish did help Dante at one point. Not to mention, Devil May Cry universe isn't as massive in size or power.

Yes some of the games, there were plots to take over the human world as well as the demon world. Which includes opening up a pathway like Devil May Cry 5. Vergil separate himself into two beings in order to achieve that goal. So if a character not as powerful could do that. It's likely won't even be close in Marvel or DC universes respectfully.

What's multiversal in Dante May Cry universe likely universe or less in those other universes. Yes Mundus did create his own universe with stars as well as one planetoid. Which is still impressive to say the least. He just won't be able to compete against both of them at once. Regardless if Blackheart or Mundus falls first.

Trigon does have more overall experience as well as being intelligence in his own right. To him, it wouldn't even matter which one falls first. I do think Blackheart potentially can give him a more intense showdown in Hell. Blackheart does have the advantage of entering any plain of existence at will. He will lose a notable power increase he gets while being in Hell.

Trigon is likely at his strongest in his own plain of existence. After all he conquered thousands of worlds. There's no question he ends up being the most clever demon lord among the three. If that's not enough reason, Trigon easily held his own against some of the strongest superheroes with ease. Which does include Superman making Trigon rather impressive.

Blackheart likely the most deceptive out of the three demon lords. He has virtually no counter for Trigon absorbing his evil energies. Hell Blackheart could team up with Mundus to still lose here. Trigon is absolutely no joke here. End of the day, Trigon is most likely going to come out on top. Obviously the human world or anywhere else would be destroyed in record time with a battle like this.

XboxClown89 reviews Disney Classic Games Collection

Hello everyone I'm XboxClown89, previously when I went by Jack Red on here. I reviewed a particular Disney game compilation. Which had Disney's Aladdin & The Lion King games. Well it took awhile to finally get around buying the dlc that adds more Disney games to the compilation. This also came with a title change, thank god called Disney Classic Games Collection.

They added three versions of The Jungle Book game as well as the SNES Aladdin game. Which is kinda interesting because at the time, Capcom had the rights to Disney games on SNES. Thus, they made their own 16bit Aladdin game that was decent. Also among the first video games Shinji Mikami made, the guy who created several Capcom franchises including Resident Evil.

I already reviewed most of the games previously. So I will review games I haven't reviewed as well what else got added to the compilation. I want to start with the SNES Aladdin game. Unlike the Genesis Aladdin game, you don't get a sword. You can still throw stuff depending how much of it you have. Jumping is kinda your best friend but also at times your worst enemy in this game.

The jumping method is addicting more so than in Duck Tales NES games bouncing around on your cane. I will say the game is very faithful to the source material. You do get one bonus stage later on that a lot of people may enjoy. You also get a crazy final boss fight with Jafar too. You face him twice rather than once in the Genesis version.

The SNES Aladdin game has some fun stages. You can briefly jump around where you're about to jump off of. The poles you swing off of if you press the jump button correctly you'll jump even higher. I do prefer the flying magic carpet stage in the Genesis Aladdin game. The bosses are mostly easy, I just felt more boss fights in the Genesis Aladdin game to me were more interesting in comparison.

The final battle, Jafar is in his giant snake form. Some impressive visuals there, I do enjoy this boss fight a lot. The music is very solid as well with some great sound effects. I didn't have many issues with the game itself. It is notably easier than the Genesis game. Which could be seen as a double edge sword. Sometimes you grabbing ledges doesn't work.

The stages to me do kinda come off being a little short. I'm not saying the Genesis game put in more effort there. It just came off that way as I was playing the game. You also can get bonus games that adds extra lifes as well as continues. I actually enjoyed inside the lamb stage, which was my least favorite in the Genesis game.

Now I wanna talk about The Jungle Book game. I only played the Genesis version at the time of me writing this. But I know most versions are based on the Genesis version. Confirmed in the extra content section of the compilation, this was in development before Genesis Aladdin game. They chose to let the Genesis Aladdin game come out first.

Despite this, I actually loved what they were going for in The Jungle Book. I am not going to hide it, I had way more fun playing this than The Lion King game. I felt a more even balance with some notable difficulty spikes mostly in the boss fights. Depending on which difficulty, you need to collect a certain amount of gems.

If you collect all of them, you will be taken to a bonus stage. Among getting enough of them, you will get told what to do next to finish the stage. Personally I do love having to search for these gems. It makes you feel like you're in the jungle, which this game exactly needed. You can throw stuff or jump on enemies a few times.

I should point out there's a short time limit. You can find additional clocks to slightly increase time. Some stages are a little frustrating as well as confusing to navigate through. Sometimes you are wondering where to find your friend the game is asking you to find. You will quickly adapt to how it works, even the worst of it is very doable.

The music is mostly solid with some good sound effects. This also had some nice codes as well. The Jungle Book is also faithful to the movie it's based on. Now I know, both Aladdin and The Lion King movies were released in the 90s. It's kinda weird Disney chose an 1967 animated movie to base an 90s video game off of.

By the way of things, it turned out way better than the SNES game based on The Wizard of Oz LOL. They didn't add much for Aladdin's extra content section. Just additional stuff regarding the SNES Aladdin game. Sadly, there was no videos made for The Jungle Book in the compilation. Plus they chose to not add more achievements to further include The Jungle Book in either.

I should mention you can buy all of it together or separately. It still a weird choice we didn't get the SNES Aladdin game on the first go. Now I know this likely could be the team porting these games didn't have permission at the time to include it. A lot of people were upset it wasn't there because to them without it, this wasn't a complete collection.

Maybe it's just me, why no recent rereleases of any Game Gear games? In this particular case, all Game Gear versions would look & sound better than their Game Boy counterparts. I do sense a notable bias in favor of Nintendo here. Also they could've given us their SMS versions as well. Which also has little to no rereleases recently as well.

I would say to me the best Disney game included was the Genesis Aladdin game. Sure it had it's problems but I also was the most blown away by it. Second best has to be the SNES Aladdin game, a decent platformer based on the same movie. Then The Jungle Book for being the most simple in concept that's a lot of fun to play.

The bottom had to be The Lion King, now it is technically a good game. It's flaws are the most difficult to look past. Achievement wise remains heavily Aladdin, I just wish they would add some for The Jungle Book. I don't think they are going to add anymore games. To me, this was more nostalgic and fun than The Disney Afternoon Collection.

Which had the same company responsible for that as well as Mega Man Legacy Collection 1. The same company surprisingly also doing TMNT: The Cowabunga Collection as well. I also wish when you start the game up on Xbox, they were to use the newer picture that includes The Jungle Book. Although I do love the new title screen picture.

Disney Classic Games Collection is a solid game compilation. Some games also have an option for codes. I just wished all the games included had the option. The handheld versions have a notably shorter screen ratio. Which makes playing a few stages in The Lion King and most of The Jungle Book more frustrating in comparison to the console versions.

I am happy with the rewind feature got included. Which can help at times while others kinda makes things worse. You can feel the love Disney put into this collection. Three franchises that got represented well here. Of course, a few notable changes would've made it even better. Regardless, Disney Classic Games Collection should be a must have or already in your gaming libraries for years to come.

Tuesday, May 10, 2022

Two shows strikingly similar #1: MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch and Rooster Teeth's Death Battle

Hello everyone I'm XboxClown89, today we got a more interesting topic. I been wanting to talk about this for a long time. To me, there's two particular shows that are strikingly similar. Don't worry one isn't ripping off the other here. The amount of similarities alone was more than enough to do an entire blog on. Even so I can't justify this alone.

A brief history about both shows before we talk about the similarities. MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch had two pilot episodes originally aired in Liquid Television. Later on, both pilots were aired together since then. This led to a show lasting four seasons before getting canceled. It got a reboot on MTV2 for two additional season with very notable characters before getting canceled again.

I don't wanna get into the unsure future of that show. We don't know if another reboot going to happen or already got canned before airing. It's time to move on to Death Battle, Ben Singer was wrapping up Metal Gear Ben for ScrewAttack now Death Battle. He was inspired by Spike TV's Deadliest Warrior to create Death Battle.

I should point out Spike TV is now Paramount Network before it officially gotten it's own streaming service. A small detail that was kinda necessary to bring up. Death Battle had two similar pilot episodes with a few changes despite being the same original fight. Death Battle episodes got uploaded to a few websites, still true today.

Some people including myself considers Death Battle as a spiritual successor to Celebrity Deathmatch. Honestly, it really isn't difficult to see why either. A lot of matches from Celebrity Deathmatch can be viewed officially through MTV's YouTube. YouTube releases for Death Battle episodes is when everyone else can watch them usually a day afterwards.

Let's get the most obvious similarities out of the way here. Both of them have the word Death in the title. Their concept is virtually fight to the death with celebrities. Celebrity Deathmatch is mostly clay animation style. Death Battle has several styles over the years they done. It still isn't as impressive as Robot Chicken.

Both shows have two hosts that have somewhat similar personalities. Wiz & Johnny Gomez are the more serious, smarter host. Of course the other hosts on both shows is more comedic relief. I actually would've paid for Nick Diamond to take on Boomstick. It's not often when Celebrity Deathmatch does analyze on their fighters while that's all the time with Death Battle.

Celebrity Deathmatch on an average does three matches while Death Battle mostly focuses on one fight. Both shows have ways to spice things up. Yes there are a few rematches as well. The similarities even stretches into some of Death Battle's spin off shows. Like Death Race, which I'm dying to see more of. It is about racing with the possibility of death.

One of the episodes is virtually just several versions of Batman in their respective batmobiles. This is strangely interesting because MTV 2 version of Celebrity Deathmatch done Adam West vs Christian Bale. Also in the original version, they done an smaller scale demolition derby style fight with Nascar racers. The closest fight Celebrity Deathmatch has to.

Of course we gotta talk about Chuck Norris. On Celebrity Deathmatch, Norris was a guest referee in Jackie Chan vs Jean-Claude Van Damme fight. However Damme mistaken Norris as his opponent that ends up killing him. The original referee had to replace him. Death Battle did a more blown out of proportions portrayal of Chuck Norris taking on Segata Sanshiro.

Celebrity Deathmatch had several wrestlers on their show. So far Death Battle only done the late Randy Savage who loss to Kool-Aid Man. Believe it or not, Celebrity Deathmatch actually done an ice theme fight between Ice Cube & Ice T. Which also had Vanilla Ice interrupting the fight. There's a few fights similar in concept to that on Death Battle.

1. Sub-Zero vs Glacius

2. Esdeath vs Gray Fullbuster

Both shows have some team fights as well. Some creature concepts are on both shows as well. Celebrity Deathmatch done The Creature vs Wolfman. Death Battle done Jon Talbain vs Sabrewulf which was a werewolf fight. Another famous example is Sarah Michelle Gellar took on an vampire on Celebrity Deathmatch.

There's two fights so far on Death Battle to actually have vampires. Dracula from Castlevania series took on Ganon from Zelda series. Later on, they fully done vampire vs vampire fight. We are talking Alucard from Hellsing vs Dio from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. A lot of fighters appeared in more than fight for both shows as well.

Another concept they both done is giant robot fights. Celebrity Deathmatch done two fights with giant robots. One of them was followed by a giant woman fighting one of the robots. Mostly had bands facing each other. Death Battle has a couple giant robot fights that I will be listing below to save some time.

1. White Tigerzord vs Gundam Epyon

2. Megazord vs Voltron

3. Optimus Prime vs RX-78-2 Gundam

4. Ultron vs Sigma (briefly)

5. Dragonzord vs Mechagodzilla

Both shows have some truly mess up ways to killing people off. Of course, the possibilities are much higher on Death Battle. Celebrity Deathmatch once done Steve Irwin vs Medusa. Mostly Wonder Woman whose been in three episodes on Death Battle brought in Greek mythology. Sometimes Death Battle is closer to their own community with majority of fights being huge requests for years.

The closest thing Celebrity Deathmatch had to that were Fandemonium episodes. Later a handful of fights selected from polls in MTV 2's version. I should point out DBX originally was done like One Minute Melee where the staff decides who won. Eventually they turned into a show where the viewers decides who wins.

The one time I'm glad I did vote, this might upset some people too. I voted for Inuyasha over Blake in that DBX episode. I will be brutally honest, RWBY was already going down hill. I never cared much for Blake. However I was way more into the shows for Inuyasha as well as the character. So I was very happy despite RWBY being a show off the same website as DB, he won.

Speaking of DBX, they also done Colonel Sanders vs Ronald McDonald. A parody of the fast food rivalry. Can you believe Celebrity Deathmatch done that with Colonel Sanders too? Yeah it was a food theme episode, second match they brought back Colonel Sanders through the time machine. He faced a former employee of his who later started another fast food restaurant named Wendy's.

Celebrity Deathmatch even allowed an machine to face the band Rage Against the Machine before. There's several robots & cyborgs featured on Death Battle. Technology got used in other ways on Celebrity Deathmatch. Another famous example was Ben Affleck vs Matt Damon who had to build things during their match.

Two particular fights played like game shows. The most famous among these even made it on the official Top 10 Celebrity Deathmatch fights list hosted by Jerry Springer. Keanu Reeves vs Brad Pitt, this was a parody of The Matrix with insane visuals for it's time. Some fights on Death Battle used technology to a degree.

1. Ultron vs Sigma

2. Iron Man vs Lex Luthor

3. Dr. Doom vs Lex Luthor (yes the same DC villain)

4. Cable vs Booster Gold

Even time was a factor for both shows just done very differently. For Celebrity Deathmatch, they used an time machine to bring back deceased celebrities for matches. Time depends on characters in the case of Death Battle. Of course, I got to talk about Beavis vs Butt-Head on Celebrity Deathmatch. In terms of both characters found a way to become clay animation versions of themselves.

There's a handful of fights that changed animation styles on Death Battle. Mostly done for comical purposes, still impressive stuff. Like The Mask vs Deadpool was mostly animated. Suddenly it became animated unfinished concept art. Then for a little while it went to live action. Randy Savage's fight briefly became clay animation.

Speaking of Beavis & Butt-Head, some celebrities got voiced by them. Mostly wrestlers including Stone Cold Steve Austin who was the show's scientist. Due to close ties with the website, RWBY characters got their actual voice actresses for Death Battle. The closest Death Battle ever done that. I thought that was kinda interesting to talk about.

Death Battle had a handful of fights happened inside a ring used for boxing & wrestling like TJ Combo vs Balrog. Celebrity Deathmatch had the impressive, bigger scale boxing match Mike Tyson vs Evander Holyfield. This is strangely interesting because Balrog almost got fully named after Tyson. Personally I still got plenty more things I could've talked about here.

I felt I already made it crystal clear. These two shows are very similar even with very notable differences. Death Battle already has more seasons as well as episodes in comparison. Despite not being inspired by Celebrity Deathmatch. Overtime, I kept getting more reasons to compare the two shows. I know I can't be the only one here not thinking that!!!

Monday, May 9, 2022

Three failed attempts at cashing in on The Simpsons early 90s

It's been a long time since I made a post this long. But trust me, I really got a lot to talk about. Also take as many breaks as needed.

Hello everyone I'm XboxClown89, as a huge Simpsons fan I went a notably long time knowing so much about the show. I recently found out two particular channel in the 90s attempted to cash in on The Simpsons' success. I will be talking about three failed animated sitcoms. I may bring up some stuff not a lot of people knows that's strangely interesting.

https://screenrant.com/simpsons-rip-offs-family-dog-capitol-critters-fish-police-explained/

1. Capitol Critters

The first cartoon show to take a stab at The Simpsons is Capitol Critters just a month before Fish Police. Although I will confirm both shows ended after each other literately on March 13th and 14th in 1992. Also before I even start talking about either show. I would've give a shout out to Cathal Gunning on screenrant.com for writing that article that inspired this blog entry.

The premise is a mouse named Max was forced to leave his home. He move in with some relatives while dealing with cats from both the President & Vice President. One weird fact is former president George H. W. Bush got into a feud with Homer Simpson on The Simpsons. Also why would you bring up racial segregation & mortality in a cartoon during the 90s?

It took a long time for more animated shows to display both of those. Here it just felt unwanted quickly turning people off. Capitol Critters did last long enough to get some Burger King toys. The fact it got canceled in less than two months yet still get BK toys is rather impressive. I also another reason was Muggle, he plays off people who been through experiments or a lot of treatments in life.

Which quickly could be shown as the show making front of those people. Honestly never joke about any mental illness, seriously it's not funny. Damn Capitol Critters already has those problems going for it. No wonder why The Simpsons simply rolled over them. This is an example it was too early for some concepts, also some of what they done very likely can be taken quickly out of context.

There's another weird fact not a lot of people doesn't even realize. One of the companies helped in getting the show out so happens to be you guess it 20th Century Fox themselves. WOW who saw that coming because I didn't. Honestly, there's some questions but not enough answers scenario. Then again do I wanna remember this is an entirely different topic altogether.

2. Fish Police

The second cartoon show to attempt cashing in on The Simpsons is Fish Police. Before I go any further the 90s sure had some crazy shows that simply wouldn't happen today. Which is also why when people looked in that era, they often question what were these companies on? This is virtually that in a nut shell or should I say in a fish tank?

Fish Police is virtually about a fish named Inspector Gil played by the late John Ritter. Ritter also played another character named Bill. The sad thing is this show only lasted for six episodes. Like Conker's Bad Fur Day stood out for the game company Rare. This show stood out among many Hanna-Barbera Productions.

Yes even one of the big animation companies of all time tried cashing in on The Simpsons. This also marked CBS' first shot at them as well. I think they focus too much making it an adult show without how to make it entertaining like The Simpsons. Even The Ren & Stimpy Show had a better balance on that despite how crazy it gets at times.

I should mention this show also based on comic series of the same name. Which also predates by two years before The Simpsons shorts aired on TV. It lasted from 1985 to 1991, it suffered the same fate as Sam and Max cartoon show just several years before. I should mention, there's three unaired episodes as well.

3. Family Dog

The last show had more mid 1993 called Family Dog. There's a few weird things to discuss here. The actual concept of Family Dog was in one short that predates The Simpsons shorts. The same shorts originally aired on The Tracy Ullman show that led to getting it's own show. This is a rare case, The Simpsons shorts came second but show wise The Simpsons did it!

Back to Family Dog, it occurred during season 2 of Amazing Stories show. Funny enough, Danny Elfman the same guy who created The Simpsons theme song also wrote music for this too. This show could actually be seen as a clone of The Simpsons. Oh wait, it gets even crazier both Steven Spielberg and Tim Burton were involved.

The 90s had both directors finest movies in my opinion. Who knew they were involved with this show? It originally was going to have thirteen episodes but got cut down to ten episodes. They also had notable problems during production including a recasting of a character. It didn't help some episodes go two of them aired the same dates.

Season 1 of The Simpsons had some unexpected things that came up. Which is why to this day, it remains as the shortest season of the show. A similar situation happened on the show Supernatural with Season 3 respectively. Another unexpected surprise is only Family Dog gotten an video game. Yeah it wasn't common a short lived cartoon show gotten their own video game.

If anyone wondered about a particular Treehouse of Horror joke from Treehouse of Horror III not IV as the blog I mentioned. Which was strange because that episode aired seven months after both Capitol Critters and Fish Police got canned. Keep in mind, Family Dog show didn't start until the following year. Yes I widely heard about this show predicting the future with so much to support that.

Reviews

Now you probably notice something was off by now. Above this section wasn't any reviews. Oh don't worry I'm reviewing all three of them together. Of course, I'll directly mention one or two if necessary to help prevent confusion. Also because all of them were created for the same purpose, they should be judge together.

Capitol Critters was a weird case because seven episodes got aired on ABC. But in 1996 on Cartoon Network reaired those episodes plus six additional episodes. Shows like Family Guy got canceled but got brought back twice. But a better comparison would be King of the Hill because it got canceled on Fox.

It later got allowed to aired a few episodes that originally supposed to air on that channel among Adult Swim. This is because Adult Swim had more people watching the show than it was on Fox. King of the Hill is Mike Judge's longest animated show. Although more people talk about Beavis and Butt-Head, another famous 90s cartoon show that gotten a few brought backs to TV over the years.

I should mention Beavis and Butt-Head had a movie as well as several video games. Beavis and Butt-Head had a short on a show called Liquid Television that led to getting their own show. Which later got a spin off show called Daria with Mike Judge not being involved other than granting permission for the character Daria. Which in itself was considered a success back in the day.

Back to Capitol Critters, wow they went out of their way showing a mice family being killed. Stuff like that is more common in those shows today. But why would you start a show off with something so bad? If they had to do it, they could've made it a very brief thing. Capitol Critters could been seen as offensive to people as well.

The last six episodes aired before season 8 of The Simpsons did. Mostly mice & roaches are the creatures you are going to see. Although, we do see human politicians from time to time, one of them got voiced by Tim Curry. Mr. Curry has a rather odd animate show role history. Also the show mostly takes place inside the walls of the White House.

Eventually animated sitcoms like American Dad or Inside Job. More recently politics is heavily referenced in a lot of animated sitcoms. Personally I rather watch either show over this. Who can compete with Roger the Alien? Back to Capitol Critters, it's the only show in that strategy to not be based on anything prior.

This show to me felt the most off in what it's trying to be. Clearly they wanted to make it an adult sitcom yet it has notable traits of a cartoon made for the younger crowd. I felt Capitol Critters had this issue the most. I will give em credit to making a show within the wall of the White House was not something people expected to see.

I will say the animation is notably better quality than Family Dog. One interesting thing is Jammet is voiced by Charlie Adler whose in a lot of cartoon shows. Which includes SWATKats, Captain Planet, Sonic SatAM and several others. Capitol Critters is true to it's name, more so than Family Dog. Don't worry I may be throw the last show under the bus a few more times.

Another interesting fact is if you put all the episodes of these three shows together. You will have twenty nine episodes combined. Now the first episode of Season 34 of The Simpsons would be episode 729. Which means The Simpsons will have exactly 700 more episodes than all shows together. Capitol Critters does show how a lot of critters survive an attempt from exterminators, which was interesting.

Yes you will see rooms within the White House too. I didn't expect to see someone cleaning the President's office while listening to a stereo or what Jammet calls a boom box. This show kinda reminds me of Tom & Jerry shows. There's plenty of differences despite a lot of interactions between the animals.

The main character is Max whose still recovering losing his family. His cousin so happens to be a hippie mouse. We get to see the House of Congress at work too. I felt parts of this show like The Simpsons was simply ahead of the curve what eventually became a stable within adult sitcoms. Although it worked wonders for Night Court.

The original dates was almost two months. Which is a common theme among these shows. I am surprised the comedian Bobcat Goldthwait was also on this show as Muggle. He later was on a particular episode of Tales from the Crypt. One weird thing is that show got an animated younger audience spin off show called Tales from the Cryptkeeper.

There's no question this show features all kind of creatures that talks. Which also applies to our next show. I should point out, parts of this show is away from the White House as well. This is already got things blowing away Family Dog. Briefly mentioning Fish Police for a moment, that show seemed like a master piece compared to Family Dog.

Max's new home is like a mix of his old home but parts of it are like a city with humans. Obviously the mice have to steal food from the White House to survive. Which easily could be taken out of context yes I said it. The show is surprisingly aging better than expected. At least it isn't over doing cat and mice puns.

We don't see one of them cats eating a mice but it happened. There's also a section of not pleasant creatures. It is a little weird the V. P. Cat wears a long tie. This show isn't afraid to show a bath room which wasn't as common in cartoons at the time. Also this show has guts to have a gun stolen from federal agents.

The mice actually considered directly killing the cats. There's no way ABC, Fox and CBS would air it otherwise if that happens. If anything this would've canceled the show in record time at that time. They also failed to realize even if they do kill the cats. There's nothing preventing the staff of the White House getting more cats.

The not pleasant creatures so happens to be you guess it roaches. Which also can be taken out of context for obvious reasons. Capitol Critters does have some interesting characters. From my point of view, this does have stuff that kinda works. They somehow got a small tombstone for their friend who got eaten by one of the cats.

The same tombstone says "Can I come? Huh Huh Huh." I get the joke but some people could blow this out to something it's not. Eventually a spin off of The Animaniacs called Pinky and the Brain aired on TV years later. Which is kinda interesting because Muggle, Pinky and Brain were all lab mice. They sure made riding cans looked fun.

They did made a mistake to play off of racism. Which is never okay to begin with. Now I know stuff like X-Men: The Animated Series was around this time. Where normal humans dislike and afraid of those called mutants. The big two differences is X-Men always centered around that concept. Also we do get to see all sides of it.

Which includes groups of good & bad mutants. Of course, some politics gets thrown in as well. Other than that X-Men is incredibly different from Capitol Critters. Personally I rather watch X-Men, it's such a great show. A quick mention X-Men '97 is a revival of that classic cartoon coming soon. Back to Capitol Critters, it's disgusting how roaches eats on the show.

It's mind blowing they even allowed talks about that on television back in the day. This too eventually became stables in adult sitcoms especially among Netflix shows like Big Mouth. Now there's a great animated sitcom everyone needs to watch. Capitol Critters could easily be seen as a gem among early 90s animated shows.

What's weird is roaches have their own vehicles. Mice & rats had to do things the hard way on foot for the most part. They don't make it clear what necessary is their neighbor hoods. I do like the artwork of this show as well. The voice acting works for the most part. I am more surprised they actually shown parts of a riot.

Another episode had mice from Japan. They came in through someone's luggage who traveled through six countries. This too becomes a stable within adult sitcoms. I do enjoy watching Capitol Critters more than I was expecting. I felt the animal group PETA won't like this show either for a lot of reasons. Capitol Critters does focus on lessons it is teaching people in these episodes.

At an airport, a lot of cats got loose. For once, the cats had the numbers. Not something I was expecting to see. As someone who been around cats for years, they are weird creatures. Even one dog ran away from a group of cats. Honestly, Capitol Critters does play on real issues. I know a little late to be mentioning that.

Parts of the intro of Capitol Critters could be compared to the intro of American Dad. Oh come on you knew this was coming. Also the big cat is still recovering from his injuries. Which wasn't common among these animated shows because either quickly within an episode they seem to be fine. I do like we get to see how the White House sets up for Easter.

I gotta mention this squirrel named Opie. Do I even need to say the obvious here? He comes off as someone whose on drugs. He also been giving Jammet some acorns. It turns out Jammet been giving caffeine pills to him. I will say the stories are better written than expected. Thankfully not weird as Fish Police saying stuff "When it's bad, it's bad and that's good it's good."

One episode we get to see more roaches do things. There was thousands of them that later saved one of the rats like an army. This was one of the more common stuff to expect from 90s cartoons. Honestly, I didn't expect the cast nail their characters this well. Capitol Critters have some unique ways of doing things.

In another episode, a baseball between rats & roaches got so ugly. Some of them got arrested then thrown into roach prison. I didn't even consider this show would do this kind of episode. This happened because Jammet got caught rigged the game for the rats. I should point out, there's a lot more roaches than rats on this show.

Surprisingly the roaches have a court system. Which is something the rats don't have. Honestly, there's a more clear line of things being serious than those being a more light tone. In a few ways I felt this was better than Fish Police. This show does deserve more respect. Not because it was the first show to take a shot at The Simpsons to failed.

They do have something unusual that works enough to get into. This was years before similar concepts got done in shows and movies. Which is more common today than it was in the 90s. Capitol Critters is a thought out show I can respect. I don't have many direct issues other than what was previously stated.

They even do an entire episode over a power outage. Then those with electricity takes advantage of people. Also one of the rats had to go in a cat litter to find something. Personally the color for cat litter looks more like sand. Not to criticize the animators or anything. It's hard to believe the entire show got aired on Cartoon Network years ago.

They even do an romance episode with a rat and an hamster. It makes sense because both are rodents. Other than that, it's hard to believe this was the show's last episode. Honestly, Capitol Critters has some surprising moments. Like the V. P. Cat got convinced to solve the electricity problem was very mind blowing.

Fish Police is a cop show that played too heavily on fish jokes. Also the late Phil Hartman who voiced several Simpsons characters. Also played Inspector C. Bass on the show. Of course, I gotta mention the legendary Tim Curry. They kept up a particular on and off relationship between two characters. What's strangely interesting is several years later in 1999 is another famous cartoon set under the sea.

By now you know which one I'm talking about. SpongeBob SquarePants, which also is still airing episodes today too. It also gotten two spin off shows as well. Back to Fish Police, they kept moving around days during it's original airing. Honestly I rather watch Night Court, now that's a funny court show about the law.

Inspector Gil's badge has a living star fish. Partly related, CBS previously had problems came up with The Flash show. I'm talking about the 1990 show not the more recent 2014 show. Although, the newer show continues in some ways to reference it. Maybe CBS just wasn't cut out for shows like those. Especially true in Family Dog's case.

One weird thing is most humans you never face very much of these faces. Which is the exact opposite on Family Dog's case. It's kinda similar on Cow and Chicken's parents until a particular episode revealed they're missing their upper half. One of the weirdest cartoons in early days of Cartoon Network.

Cow and Chicken also got a spin off show called I Am Weasel. One of my favorite characters was Boneless Chicken, a cousin of Cow and Chicken. I know that show doesn't make much sense but I loved it as a kid. The important thing is somehow that show lasted three seasons while these shows here only gotten one season each.

Fish Police tried to be dangerously close to real life. Just wasn't the right time to attempt such a concept. What is annoying there's a particular character who kept constantly over talking with Detective Gil. Personally this just doesn't work, you can tell they aren't matching their performances well. The stories are alright likely the best among the three shows.

Of course, they had to make a criminal they can't arrest no matter what they done. In this case, we have Biscotti Calamari whose a squid crime boss who owns a club. He also has some servants that's loyal to him. Honestly, crime shows that were animated during the 90s wasn't common. Fish Police could offense some people, a major reason why it lacks necessary views to keep airing on TV.

At least I can say the police are more doing their jobs than those on The Simpsons lol. Chief Wiggum is still one of the funniest cop characters ever. The characters are alright at best but not many of them are terrible. Fish Police tried so hard taking itself seriously. You can tell the writers didn't quite have the proper balance to pull it off.

My favorite character is Mussels Marinara, he's a comic relief villain character. Honestly, I had more fun watching the better portions of Street Sharks show. Which also had a toy line, obviously a rip off of TMNT in a few ways. Still one of the more successful attempts at that. Street Sharks had some hybrid of humans and sea creatures.

Another major reason Fish Police failed was Sharky & George. Sharky & George was a similar concept show that aired from 1990 to 1992. However it was aired in the United Kingdom rather than in the United States. It ran for two seasons for fifty two episodes, a longer cartoon show for a younger audience.

Fish Police to me seems alright, it might be worth a rewatch in the near future. The cast works for the most part. The stories works well enough for the show. The animation is mostly decent with a few times was a bit off. But it did held up better than expected. Honestly, this is the best of those failed attempts despite having some major problems of it's own.

Family Dog aired on Wednesdays, I checked calendars of that year online to make sure. Some dates had two episodes, not a great idea with production problems they had. Even the writers didn't know what they were doing. This is a major issue because how can anyone like those characters? If they had no structure to work around or any form of complexity.

God this family is incredibly selfish. To the point you just become disgusted with them very quickly. Years later we got F is for Family which has some similarities. Trust me, a way better show than this. The first episode the dog is thirsty & not able to drink anything. Clearly PETA the world's largest animal rights organization greatly going to dislike this show.

It's very sad other people shown much more kindness to this dog than the family themselves. Honestly the writers didn't even understand the very concept of the show. Family Dog isn't even a good name for the show. Yes it follows the dog a little too much at times. But with Family in the title, you expect it to be well more of a family show right?

The boy is more of a selfish prick than Bart Simpson but not Cartman from South Park. For an odd reason, the main character they chose to focus on is the dog. There's better 90s cartoon shows with dogs like The Ren & Stimpy Show or CatDog back on Nickelodeon. Even Santa's Little Helper had his moments on The Simpsons.

The concept is similar to The Simpsons. We have a dysfunctional family that has a dog. Although The Simpsons also has a cat named Snowball II. Usually I'm board with Tim Burton's drawing style but it just doesn't work here. Some Burton movies has similar looking dog characters. Although I have to bring up Family Guy here for a few obvious reasons.

Both are animated sitcoms with the word Family that started in the 90s. Both families have a dog character as well. One episode done on both shows had dog shows as well. Also not a lot of people knows Seth MacFarlane made two shorts with a notable time gap. The Life of Larry with a toned down follow up called Larry & Steve.

Which eventually led to the creation of Family Guy. I also can tie this in with South Park, they also had two two pilot episodes. Oddly about Jesus facing Santa Claus and Frosty respectfully. Back to Family Dog, this family really doesn't even care about their lone pet. I felt very bad for the little guy in every episode.

Indirectly I'm feeling something but not for the right reasons. I haven't felt like this since how F is for Family ended, it got canceled after five seasons. Family Dog actually showed a dog pooped out a ring. Before that, we actually see the ring moving through inside the dog. Honestly that's truly disgusting & not funny.

Family Dog does have surprise not a lot of people are expecting. Family Dog had a short aired through Amazing Stories, just one short. In the case of The Simpsons on The Tracy Ullman Show for a few seasons. They aired a total of 48 shorts. The weird part is that one short being usual cartoon episode length while these Simpsons shorts were around a minute long.

If you want disgusting humor that does works, go watch The Ren & Stimpy Show. This dog tried to help finding the ring but his owners blamed it on him instead. WOW, I am going to be brutally honest I really don't like this show. Family Dog more like Dog You Don't Belong Here!!! How the hell did CBS aired this garbage on television?

Can you believe even the SNES game based on the show is guilty of animal cruelty and animal neglect to a degree? Even The Simpsons video games around that time had more respect shown to it's characters. Sure they weren't necessary home runs either. At least, they had more things going for them in the long run.

WOW they almost showed an elephant using the bathroom in a zoo. There's no way of any channel would air moments like that back then. Although in a particular episode of The Ren & Stimpy Show, Stimpy once farted that became his son no lie. The way this family treats the dog reminds me of a particular cartoon short back in the day.

Buy One, Get One Free short from What a Cartoon! show. Which had several pilot episodes of many cartoon shows. Such as Courage the Cowardly Dog, Johnny Bravo, Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Laboratory and several others. Sorry you will be surprised how common it was making shorts for cartoon shows in the 90s.

Speaking of Courage the Cowardly Dog, it still one of my favorite shows ever. I would even say Courage still one of my favorite cartoon pets ever. Family Dog only left a very unpleasant taste in my mouth from start to finish. Even those eggs eaten on the pilot short of Courage the Cowardly Dog looks better in comparison.

In this particular short, we have a man who hates cats. But he wants to impress this lady whose a cat lover. During the short these two polar opposite cats do things that upsets the man. By the end of it, he gets sent to the hospital following his animal cruelty to his own cat. Keep in mind, I seen this as a kid but more recently got to watch Family Dog.

Also they bring up a divorce, which is something not common among 90s animated shows. Let's be honest, when divorce ever pleasant? Right now the actor Johnny Depp is in court facing his ex wife Amber Heard. The less said on the matter, the better please. Also making the kids a little too young didn't help for a more adult animated sitcoms.

One guy who was a neighbor with a dog got called Saddam at a airport. For those that doesn't know who Saddam Hussein was. He was a terrible person in his country that South Park parodied heavily. Now that's a joke it shouldn't even been allowed at that time to aired on television. I got to mention the ending credits for Family Dog is one of the most boring I ever seen in an 90s cartoon show as well.

I can even argue Frosty Returns which is owned by CBS along many Christmas specials is better than this. Frosty Returns is not great either even with John Goodman. Thankfully Goodman had a promising career in the 90s to greatly make up for that. I had more reason to like Spunky from Rocko's Modern Life.

Which so happens to have it's own bad SNES licensed game. More recently Rocko's Modern Life got a movie on Netflix. By the way, Rocko's Modern Life aired a few months later. It lasted four seasons with fifty two episodes. Another great cartoon show I highly recommend. Back to Family Dog, sadly the only character I like so happens to be the dog.

Family Dog SNES game was developed by Imagineering Inc. The same company responsible for some Simpsons video games, an Rocky and Bullwinkle game on Game Boy. They also made some Ren & Stimpy video games. The same company made Home Improvement on SNES, a famous bad SNES licensed game.

Home Improvement was a live action sitcom. More recently Tim from that show cameo on Last Man Standing where Tim Allen had to play his two famous sitcom characters in one episode. I know I am getting off track here. But considering The Simpsons is a huge name among sitcom shows it couldn't be helped.

I rather watch The Toxic Crusaders cartoon show, which is also a TMNT rip off. Not only that it got three different video games as well. Also it had a few characters I like. But take it from me, if you want the best Toxie has to offer stick with the main movie series. Family Dog is amazingly bad, I rather talk about other things more than even acknowledging it's very existence.

Now that's a rock I wanna live under. It feels more like an unpleasant punishment than a chore to watch it. Even shows that feel more like chores to watch had more things pleasant to talk about. Honestly, this show is flat out ugly to me. Let's be more brutally honest here, this show never had a chance against The Simpsons.

I got to talk about a particular mess up moment they allowed to be aired on TV. The family goes to the beach, at one moment another, bigger dog ate their dog. Not long afterwards, that family with their dog got driven out of there. Keep in mind, there's several similar moments. However here the dog was slowly being forced down it's throat, the kind of imagine to give some people nightmares.

This has to be the worst thing with both Spielberg and Burton's name on it. Not to mention both versions of The Animaniacs shows also had direct involvement with Spielberg. Oh wait there's more, both versions also had related shows with the same job. We are talking about stuff like Pinky & the Brain, Tiny Toon Adventures, The Plucky Duck Show, Freakazoid!, and Pinky, Elmyra & Brain.

I kept bringing it up, of course some of these got video games. Clearly Spielberg had some success away from his movies in the 90s like Jurassic Park series. I should point out the newer version of The Animaniacs is mixed received. But considering that got beyond season 1, it's already better than those show's runs.

I gotta be more brutally honest, the only moment I truly liked from Family Dog was the ending. No not because it's over which helps after how terrible the cartoon turned out to be. No because their former neighbor was a pilot who forgot to check gas for his plane. This led to his dog land safety nearby the main dog, the closest thing he had to an girlfriend.

Honestly, that moment suddenly made it the one moment I would rewatch on that show. But then I quickly remembered how most characters treated that dog horribly. It just isn't enough reason to punish myself through again. Family Dog is more about a family who cleverly doesn't want or even knows how to properly take care of a dog.

Now that's sad with a show named something family in the title. I can tell you there's so little moments that could count as such. I could accept more unpleasant moments from The Angry Beavers. Trust me, that show is also worth watching. Just one episode from The Angry Beavers after watching the entire show of Family Dog, you are already feeling better in the long run.

Of course, we got to ask what went wrong with all these shows. All of them aired on Saturdays rather than Sundays. This was a problem because the 90s had a lot of rememberable animated shows especially on Saturdays. Thus the competition was even tougher than usual for them. Plus the expectations of trying to rival The Simpsons was simply too high.

Not to mention, each show didn't have the proper counter balance between kids and adults. The general way things played out made most people who watched them not care to quickly change the channel. Also Family Dog in particular was too similar to the show. Keep in mind, The Simpsons at the time was in their prime.

Most these shows aired between The Simpsons' Season 3 and 4. It also could be their failure kept all companies included a bad name as well. CBS alone tried cash in on The Simpsons twice. I think another likely reason was each show got rushed out without even checking scripts with the people in charge.

These shows came a few years later. But I could argue all of them are very likely better than another famous rip off show of The Simpsons that came much later. For those wondering what show I'm referring to, The Samsonadzes created in Georgia, no not the state as in the country Georgia. Just based on how little I seen of it, I rather watch all three shows over it.

Currently, The Simpsons surprisingly still on the air. A few years back, Disney bought many franchises including The Simpsons. It still one of the most successful animated shows in the entire world. Clearly the legacy of this show is essentially legendary in it's own right. Late 90s slowly moved toward with animated sitcom shows starting with South Park.

Speaking of South Park, it done a similar strategy to those shows on Comedy Central. Just like Fox with The Simpsons, South Park was major success that's surprisingly still airing on TV as well. Also Acclaim Entertainment made licensed games on both franchises. I believe there's several factors why South Park worked but those shows were essentially doomed to fail.

Starting with South Park to up, similar shows are mostly a success. Netflix recently became an platform with some amazing animated sitcom shows. Clearly it took some time to figure stuff out. The Simpsons has a lot of awards as well as world records. A true testament of being a timeless classic.

I will rank all those shows from worst to best. The worst actually being very difficult to watch even once. The best is more maybe worth a rewatch but no more. Also even worser season of The Simpsons held up better in comparison. I virtually broke down all of them greatly saving us time for this ranking. One more thing, these shows shouldn't been a part of a crazy business strategy to take on The Simpsons.

3. Family Dog
2. Fish Police
1. Capitol Critters

Wednesday, May 4, 2022

XboxClown89 reviews The House of the Dead: Remake (Steam)

Hello everyone I'm XboxClown89, honestly I never got to play any version of The House of the Dead 1. It doesn't mean I'm not familiar with the series, it might surprise some of you. I will even say it's still one of my favorite Sega franchises ever. Of course, I had to play The House of the Dead: Remake. Personally I had a blast playing this on my computer.

The House of the Dead: Remake just like the original Arcade game has four stages. They are decent but not long making the game itself notably shorter than expected. Horde Mode adds more zombies during your run regardless of difficulties. However a handful of spots came off incredibly cheap and not fair. The camera doesn't work like FPS games oh no.

If some of the zombies are outside what you can see. Usually you got nothing to worry about. Not here, some of them will attack you making your situation a more desperate one than it actually needs to be. Even after seeing game play footage of The House of the Dead 4 which had a similar concept. I felt that was nailed while here not so much in this case.

There's some technical issues but I never had it crashed. There is a Gallery mode where you had to kill enemies as well as collect a handful of weapons. In a way it's better than The House of the Dead: Overkill weapon set up system. Sure there's no upgrades but considering how powerful half your weapons are, this isn't an issue.

I do like the bosses with my two favorites being Magician, the only one I was familiar with prior. The other is Hangedman whose this flying creature with bats. Who also kinda makes up half of another boss Judgment from the second entry. It isn't directly him just parts of the first game's two bosses that you also do rematch virtually became Judgment.

The game also offers coop as well as competitive options. It just isn't set up how you expected. In fact, you can actually cheat all multiplayer achievement by doing it entirely by yourself. One method is start up a game without having your wire controller plugged in. Sometime after you start playing, you quickly plug it back in then.

All of a sudden Player 1 goes from keyboard controls to that of the controller with no reason given at all by the game. The achievements are mostly fun but could be made unexcepted easy due to allowing codes to be used. I also wish there was a few more modes to play. Like some releases of The House of the Dead 2 for example.

There's multiple endings that depends on your score. One of the weird conditions for one of them is your score must below 62,000 points that ends with an 0. However you can virtually guarantee the best ending with Modern score option. Which also allows you to select your character, a little weird. Also Horde Mode gives you more opportunities for it as well without using that score option.

The House of the Dead: Remake is a fun solid horror rail shooter. One interesting fact is Sega didn't give the team responsible for this any assets of the original Arcade game. The artwork is mostly solid but parts of it even I confess does look somewhat dated. It's not enough to ruin it for me though. There's a good variety of enemies you'll face.

Like The House of the Dead 2, you can save or kill people. In this game, all of them are scientists. If you are able to save them all, the only altered route in the last stage unlocks. It's mostly a small bonus area that's it. I do like the gore from killing enemies. I wouldn't say this was the best one I played. Even I confess The House of the Dead 2 set the bar very high.

I do seem to like this more than The House of the Dead 3. It's not better than 2 and Overkill however. It is very faithful to the source material. Also why did it take so long for this franchise to return on Xbox? I know my review is off the Steam version but it is likely very similar here with very few differences. It would've been nice if this were to include the original game like MediEvil on PS4 did.

Some routes aren't as clear how you go about them. It's more clear in the other games. Honestly, I'm just happy to finally have one of these games on Steam to play. I waited a long time for that to happen. The House of the Dead: Remake to me was a good game. Of course, some may prefer the original I would like to stay undecided for the present.