Death Battle Fight Prediction: The Mask (Dark Horse Comics) vs. Saitama (One Punch Man)

Yes I am doing what I can to combine most users of the mask into one character. Obviously this alone brings some key differences in how they do things. Thus making even covering one of them difficult or not laughing at the very thought of it lol. I will be discussing The Mask as they for many reasons. You might be surprised how many characters wore the mask even for a short period of time.

Hi everyone I'm Jack Red, I was there for the premiere of Lobo vs. Ghost Rider episode. A few minutes ago, I watched during the crazy fast chat was going. Someone suggested a surprisingly interesting fight I had to cover. I am talking about Saitama versus The Mask. Two very different broken character types going at it.

The Mask

Keep in mind, a lot of people with not as many animals has wore this mask. Among putting it on transforms the user into a living cartoon being. Essentially the user can do virtually anything they want. There isn't that many limits for what they can't do either. Just imagine a god like being or Deadpool on a ridiculous among of drugs.

Saitama

Saitama was like everyone else until he too became a victim. It was this day, he chose to do his regular exercises that turned him into a powerful being. We are talking about the famous one punch man himself. He is widely known for defeating powerful beings with ease. In short, there isn't anything he can't do.

Powers and Abilities
The Mask

Regularly I list as their abilities & powers here. To be honest, The Mask as stated earlier can virtually do anything. Therefore at best instead of listing a lot of powers like normal. I will just state the character much like those with any lantern corp rings from DC can do even impossible things. Trust me the actual list would've made this already lengthy blog a lot longer than it needs to be.

PS. I could name around twenty maybe more powers alone for this character. You are welcome, I hope you enjoy my prediction blog.

Saitama

+Superhuman Strength
+Superhuman Speed
+Superhuman Reflexes
+Superhuman Durability (already more ridiculous than your standard anime durability)

Weaknesses
The Mask

Those wearing the mask instantly becomes insane. Their imagination could play a factor in what they can do. Sometimes does stupid things on purpose. The Mask by default is not much of a strategist. Some boundary reality laws to a degree must be followed.

Saitama

Saitama doesn't have any real training for combat. He's holding back to make any fight a bit longer. Originally a human does require oxygen. His main method of attack is his fists. Saitama doesn't rely on using anything else in a fight.

Advantages
The Mask

+Has way more powers
+Possibly able to know anything
+Superior speed (one of them traveled the world within a second)
+More unpredictable
+More likely to attacks due to insanity
+No clear limits in what they can do

Saitama

+Superior durability (not much of a gap though)
+Superior reflexes
+His punches are ridiculously powerful
+More of a strategist out of the two
+Could trick or convince the user into taking off their mask
+Likely to handle even the worst The Mask can dish out

Disadvantages
The Mask

-More careless out of the two
-Some reality warping has laws they must follow to a degree
-Insanity
-Must be the user that takes off the mask
-Saitama likely durable enough to tank anything he throws at him

Saitama

-By default is holding back his true strength to prologue any fight
-Relies on only using his hands during combat thus lacks a way to kill The Mask
-Although he is human, his body still requires oxygen
-Isn't able to prevent any knowledge given to The Mask

Verdict

This fight could easily end in a draw. But on Death Battle, someone has to die. So unless a fight similar enough to Chuck Norris vs. Segata Sanshiro happens soon. The most likely draw you are getting is both of them dies. In this particular case we essentially have the unstoppable force versus the immovable object.

Saitama quickly done exercises every day until he was strong enough. Thus he quickly gain the reputation of One Punch Man. A guy who can defeat almost every opponent in a single punch. Even if he doesn't, he usually wins anyway shortly after that. Even to this very day, Saitama never match a real challenge.

On the other hand, The Mask is whoever wearing this mask gains the powers of a Norse god Loki. Essentially transforming anyone into a living cartoon character. Virtually capable of doing even the impossible relatively easy. The Mask is capable of doing whatever they want. At the same time, they only have those said powers as long they are wearing the mask.

Saitama did exercises to the point he became an insanely powerful character. By default, he would be more dangerous. Despite some characters flaws, Saitama doesn't appear to have any physical or mental weaknesses. In fact, he does have some resistance to mental powers. The Mask is insane the moment the user puts on the mask.

Sure in some ways The Mask will be more difficult to predict. But also likely to do what is expected as well. Even if I limit this to one particular person who wore the mask. Very likely going to be Stanley Ipkiss in this case. His level of creatively being higher than most who wore the mask still isn't enough.

We're talking about a guy who won a fight inside a black hole. Obviously this alone proven he was meant to be one of those comical characters that can do anything. Even if it can't truly be explained at all. Which brings me to the most likely win The Mask needs to do. Saitama is still a human being despite how ridiculous his stats truly are.

Thus Saitama does require oxygen to survive. Clearly his lungs are amazing to survive inside a black hole. The one place in the universe it's virtually impossible to breath. This also means unless The Mask can create something greater than a black hole. His options are strictly limited in this regard. Saitama isn't going to lose that way.

But due to his usual fighting style of only using his fists. To clarify, he really does pack an insane level of force possibly greater than the biggest recorded bomb in mankind's history. There is two ways anyone wearing the mask can die in canon. First way is through beheading with a weapon. You see almost everything else that hits around his neck isn't effective.

By using a sword or spear, it is possible to bypass those powers to cut off the user's head. There are some smaller proofs of this like in the movie, A gun shot went through his bow tie cutting right through it at an unusual angle. The piece that was on the ground turned back to normal. Originally I was going to make another point about a time limit the mask works on any of it's users.

It turns out the night to day rule doesn't exist mostly in the comics as well as the cartoon. This simply removes a possible scenario where Saitama could win. Now going back to the beheading part for a moment. There is some examples where some of the users got knocked into things & being fine. One such example is Walter punched the character's head through a wooden fence.

To clarify I'm not stating Walter to Saitama by any means. The real point is any force done to any part of the body is pointless. Saitama can't punch The Mask's head off as soon as the fight starts. So his only real option to win is either convincing or tricking the user to removing the mask. By doing so removes all of those powers.

Last I checked most users that wore the mask doesn't have any real powers. Within that one quick moment Saitama is going to take the user out. I think they're the closest in speed alone. Saitama obviously has superior overall reflexes while The Mask can go a ridiculously fast around the world. In theory, The Mask has superior speed but Saitama has fought a bigger variety of enemies.

Most of what The Mask takes on not counting crossovers is regular people. Now I know some people will really blow that point away without consideration. Saying stuff like "Oh that's telling me is The Mask really isn't much of a threat at all? To clarify something, The Mask does have a ridiculous amount of powers.

Hell they could warp reality to a degree. But the user needs to understand how to go about them within those laws. Just imagine if the character could simply ignore it altogether. No body including gods wouldn't be safe. Clearly we got two insanely powerful characters that have some great advantages over each other.

Saitama is without question the raw force you shouldn't get in the direction path of. The Mask is more of the very definition of randomness as well as insanity. It is kinda mess up that Saitama has to manipulate his opponent into throwing in the towel in order to win. Although Saitama is a surprisingly nice guy despite how the other heroes treats him.

Basically to sum it even further without people losing their minds over a surprisingly complex fight to the death. Saitama himself is incredibly durable tanking insane level of force. This also will cause The Mask to become more desperate. Trust me, you could be seeing some truly mess up stuff in this particular fight you probably won't see ever again.

The Mask has so many powers that not even the user can keep track of them. This in itself could also act as a double edge sword. Saitama could figure something out to use that to his advantage. This is going to be one crazy battle regardless where it takes place. But in the end with every major scenario imaginable, I just see Saitama winning that one particular way.

Winner: Saitama

Jack Red reviews The Crow movie series

Hi everyone I'm Jack Red, let's talk about a different kind of comic book movies. I just so happen to know one that does have it's own fan base. I wouldn't be surprised if you haven't heard of The Crow. For those that doesn't know it involves someone who dies horribly with a love one. Thus in death are unable to rest because of the pain those people conflicted.

It does differ on when a crow comes to return them back to their bodies to get revenge. The very concept is getting even for what they done to them. I will speak more directly about it in one of my reviews. I always felt The Crow character regardless who became it deserves more respect than they currently get.

1. The Crow (1994)

There's no question this was the best movie in the franchise. It had the best actors, it told the story the best & they're usage of the special effects. This is a cult favorite comic book movie that I felt was one of the best during the 90s. This movie is widely known for the being the last movie. Brandon Lee whose the son of material artist Bruce Lee worked on.

The Crow follows a couple that gets a gang broke up on Halloween night. Eric Draven was beaten badly before thrown out of the window. His lover got beaten as well as raped. She was also close to a little girl named Sarah who also knows a particular cop friend of theirs. I would dare to say this was way better than the live action Spawn movies.

Maybe I'll review that in the near future. I actually have another reason to bring Spawn up here. As of right now, both their reboot movies are taking forever. Also a particular The Crow comic series was done by Image Comics whose also responsible for Spawn. There might be a possible connection that goes deeper than that.

I should mention the story this movie directly based on has a few key differences. Like it never gave us Eric's last name as well as what happened to them. This very story was written during a difficult time for the author. Honestly writing something this impressive being in a state of mind like that I take my hat off to him.

Eric uses Shelley's make up to make his signature face. He gets resurrected a few years after his murder prior to Halloween. Yes he does hunt them down making sure they pay for what they done. Their leader is one of the sickest characters in any Crow movie. I felt some moments are done way better you expect them to.

Obviously this movie helped leading up to huge comic book movie cycle we're currently in today. Eric realizes he has powers like regeneration. One part, he careless puts his hand on the end of a gun. Funny Boy pulls the trigger, he pretends it hurts until his wound healed up. I felt this is a forgotten comic book classic that could hang with some of the finest.

2. The Crow: City of Angels (1996)

This is where people's opinions of these movies differs a lot. It likely could be due to the famous terrible game. Regardless I so happen to like this movie. Only one character comes back played by a different actress from the original. This time it follows, a father & his son that saw something they shouldn't.

Which led to both of their deaths by a strange group of people. I actually got two interesting trivia about two of his targets he hunts down. Well one of them has two of those when I get there. Curve is played by Iggy Pop whose a real life rocker. He was originally asked for a role in the previous Crow movie but turned it down.

Kali is played by Thuy Trang whose was most famously known for playing the original yellow power ranger. Yes can you believe someone from Power Rangers was in one of these movies? Oh wait I'm not done yet, she is the only woman targeted by The Crow character in these movies too. Sadly this was one of her last roles due to a fatal car accident.

As the title suggests, this movie takes place in California. It is surprisingly Thomas Jane plays Nemo because several years later he plays Frank Castle aka The Punisher in The Punisher 2004 movie. Yeah imagine that it is the same guy playing both those roles. I felt Ash was more entertaining at times than Eric.

I am not saying he was a better character, I just meant some moments with Ash to me stands out more. Also this movie brings in such an unique concept late in it that always stick with me. Judah Earl is possibly more wicked than Top Dollar I'm not kidding. He kills the crow to steal his powers. Thus leading to the most unexpected kill scene in the entire franchise.

Well oh okay we knew he was the very guy he wanted revenge the most on. But the fact he went out of his way to virtually becoming his shadow. I felt how Ash finished him off was wow. Some people might consider that a stupid death or at least criticism how it played out. I felt he didn't have a crow around, that was the only way Ash could win against him at that point in time.

3. The Crow: Salvation (2000)

The Crow: Salvation really caught me off guard. I actually felt in some ways this was better than the previous Crow movie. Alex Corvis was falsely accused of murdering his girlfriend. Thus he gets sent to prison on a death sentence. Yes he ends up getting the chair, eventually a crow comes to revive him.

Unlike the previous movie where Ash used his son's paints on his face or Eric using Shelley's make up. Can you imagine how he gets his crow face is by ripping off his own face? Yeah he scratches it enough that he gets a new one like the one on the cover of the movie. I felt this had some great twists this time around.

Unlike the previous two Crow movies, it was a couple corrupt police officers responsible for this. Now going back to what I said even before I started reviewing any of these movies. I did state those who become The Crow are back for revenge. They do further confirm how true it is late in the movie. The guy responsible attempted to further hide himself in a way to tricking Alex it was over.

I wouldn't say Alex was on the same level of entertainment as the previous two actors. I will say he is way better than the guy after him. Sorry for that surprise spoiler you will see what I mean soon enough. The Crow: Salvation has some great actors & actresses you wouldn't believe. Fred Ward plays this corrupt police captain that had a few screws in his arm.

Kirsten Dunst plays someone Alex allies himself with during the course of things. Personally I thought she was better in Interview with the Vampire, a personal favorite of mine. I liked how Alex has to track them these cops. I liked he ends up getting the man responsible the chair while he stays close by to watch.

I felt this was a good Crow sequel that has a more complex story. I would even go as far to say the most complex of the franchise. I also felt every characters plays their roles good enough to get the job done. I do recommend this movie to the fans or those who wants more comic book movies in general. Honestly I felt this was the most forgotten out of the four movies.

4. The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005)

Currently the recent entry in this franchise. The Crow: Wicked Prayer has Jimmy Cuervo whose almost got married to his girlfriend. Unlike most of these movies, Jimmy had a history with those responsible for his death. You see they were satanists willing to do anything. Some of them chose to turn on Jimmy & her.

It turns out they went this route for Luc to get possessed by the devil. For a minute there that sounds more like a Spawn movie than a Crow one. I felt the cast was hands down the worst. Edward Furlong does his best as Jimmy but wasn't his best role. To be honest, this particular group he's hunting down really isn't that interesting in comparison to the previous movie groups.

Considering they're satanists, that's a huge surprise to me. Hell some of their deaths were lackluster to me. The only one I would say is worth watching ends up being Luc's death. It is actually more interesting due to being possessed at the time. This movie allows shows you how terrifying it is to go up against The Crow.

Why because at one point the devil is getting beaten by him. Yeah I am not kidding, you would think we would get that in any of the Ghost Rider movies hahaha no. I would say this movie is still better than Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance but not better the original Ghost Rider movie. Tara Reid is now more recently famous for being in Sharknado series.

Yeah a movie series about tornadoes with sharks is all more entertaining than this movie too lol. The Crow: Wicked Prayer ends up being a major disappointment. Both City of Angels & Salvation does more to differ themselves from the original. I felt despite a handful of things, this was a poor man's attempt recreating the original movie.

Honestly I got more negatives than positives on this particular movie. I highly recommend you skip it, I actually felt making The Crow: Salvation the last one you watch is way more satisfying. We got a movie that really didn't even need to be made but here it is. I really wish it had something worth while to even talk about but there's just one small thing.

Jimmy's last name is Spanish crow. Yes all of these main characters comes from the comic series. I think Jimmy is the most different from his comic book self. In the book itself his name was actually Dan Cody. I don't understand why the name change was so important. I should mention all of this takes place during Day of the Dead holiday.

Jack Red reviews Deadpool movies

Hi everyone I'm Jack Red, I still need to see the new X-Men movie, Dark Phoenix aka Fox's 2nd attempt on doing an Phoenix movie. Considering the last planned X-Men movie New Mutants might get canceled by Disney. Also due to Deadpool 3 being a part of MCU franchise. Yeah a lot of confusion just waiting to happen I know.

I figured why not I finally recently got to see Deadpool 2. I can honestly say I absolute love both these movies. Two of the absolute funniest superhero movies I have ever seen. You probably knew this was a long time coming. Speaking of that, I took extra precautions to prevent Deadpool from entering here.

1. Deadpool (2016)

Obviously I got no choice but to remind people of the amazingly horrible Deadpool portrayal from X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I speak for most of us including the actor himself, that was not Deadpool!!! Deadpool was made possible due to X-Men: Days of Future Past. Ryan Reynolds only chose to do that role in order to do a much better portrayal with him playing the role.

I got to be honest, this really was one of the absolute best X-Men movies as well as spin off movies I ever seen. Deadpool is widely known for being a comic relief character or a meme of a meme of another meme. Well you kinda get the point, there isn't anything he won't do. This is an origin story that is surprisingly refreshing.

The jokes alone are some of the funniest in any Marvel movies. I am more surprised DC allowed the Green Lantern reference in lol. Deadpool is an anti hero mercenary that wants revenge for what happened to him. This is a more interesting take than what actually happened in the comics. I honestly can't pick a single bad moment or a big enough criticism, it really was that damn good.

Deadpool doesn't even feel like an X-Men movie. Usually statements like that gets the bad reaction. But here it it so refreshing from most X-Men movies that I really didn't mine. The more interesting part is they actually made a trailer several years ago. For the most time, it was just a trailer but Fox turned it into a real movie, coughs this movie lol.

I would say this alone made up for that horrible portrayal of the character. Deadpool is just one of those characters you really don't know what will happen. No matter how well you think you know the character. He is probably waiting close by dying to get in here by now. Trust me, the last time I knew I had to trap him good without actually facing him.

Deadpool is a character no body could possibly control. But you still can limit a few select things. Obviously his broken regeneration isn't one of those. Ryan Reynolds does such an amazing job in this movie. This is a surprisingly mixed kind of movie that has plenty of dark moments with some light ones.

2. Deadpool 2 (2018)

OMG Deadpool 2 this was hilarious in it's own way. The opening credits was one of the funniest I ever seen. They didn't do much on the post credit scenes this time. This movie if you really think about it a parody of Logan because he does technically die. I won't fully spoil the ending for those who haven't seen it.

I also liked they focus more on the team concept. Sadly the movie it was leading up to was canceled by Disney. Although there is a chance they might bring it back as an MCU movie. Deadpool 2 has some truly funny jokes through out. I would say it has more jokes but some jokes from the original to me was a little bit funnier.

I am really not saying any of this movie's jokes were bad because none of them weren't. Deadpool 2 does quickly become a depressing movie to quickly making you happy. Even the random moments you won't see coming steals the show. I got to be honest I didn't think much about the actress playing Domino but Damn she rocks the role so good.

They got the same actor who played Thanos in many MCU movies to play Cable. I dare to say he actually plays Cable better in my opinion but he does an amazing job as both those characters. They even have the Juggernaut whose clearly done way better than X-Men 3: Last Stand oh god that again lol.

I would say the story plays out more interesting than the original movie. Just like that, this is also one of the finest X-Men movies as well as spin off movies in general. They even went out of their way to make a PG13 cut with some additional footage. The joke of that is they knew Disney was going to own those movies soon.

They figured why not make a joke about it lol. Recently Disney forced Fox to handle over Deadpool movie rights. You see they bought a lot of franchises including The Simpsons from 20th Century Fox. They were suppose to get Deadpool's part of the franchise after they became official. Honestly I can kinda see why Fox chose to be difficult about it.

End of the day, Disney now owns Deadpool. I highly doubt they would ruin his reputation in the movies. Deadpool is a parody of DC's Deathstroke who I'm also a huge fan of. These movies at their core at a parody of several things. I could be wrong but the opening does parody those of Bond films. Deadpool 2 is easily a movie everyone needs to see.

Why I Love Carnage (Marvel)

Hi everyone I'm Jack Red, I figured to not hide it anymore. I wasn't a huge fan of Spider-Man, I do still respect the characters. To be more direct, some of his enemies were more interesting to me. My favorite among all of his enemies always has been Carnage. Yes one of the most evil super villains in all of Marvel comics is a personal favorite of mine for many reasons.


Cletus Kasady was a serial killer that for a short while shared a jail cell with Eddie Brock. During Venom's escape, a piece of his symbiote broke up to enter through a cut on Kasady's hand. Thus transforming him into Carnage. This guy was a huge competitor of being Marvel's The Joker. Sadly that honor goes to Madcap.

Carnage is mostly red & black while sharing abilities from Spider-Man as well as Venom. He was even stated at the time to being stronger than both of them combined. Early on, Carnage learned to shape shift to a degree to gain several additional abilities. Of course, like most of his kind he does have their same weaknesses.

Due to how he became Carnage originally, he also gain enhanced regeneration making him very difficult to pull down or kill. Depending on things, he may have a vampiric touch. He has a strong reputation for many unpleasant things. He was originally a serial killer, after becoming Carnage, he became an even worse monster.

We're talking about a man who will harm or kill anything that crosses his path. Even in an comic crossover comic, The Joker doesn't like him due to those things in particular. Like I said in another blog, I'll say it again here for the here. "You know his evil when someone as evil as The Joker doesn't want to work with him."

Carnage held his own against Deadpool until several symbiotes took control of his body. Kasady is someone so amazingly evil, he belongs in a particular evil category I won't have many characters in. A special kind of evil so wicked, terrible & twisted to it's very core. Even trying to decide on a fitting name is very difficult.

Seriously Carnage has done some truly unbelievably horrible things. Some of which I'm really surprised Marvel actually allowed those in their comics I'm not kidding. This guy is one of those majority has every reason to dislike him. I'm just one of the select few who finds him a surprisingly great villain.

He doesn't want money or power, he wants to cause chaos. Trust me, no body is even considered safe being in the same city as him. One time, parts of him traveled the power lines to find the person Kasady was talking to. He ended up killing that same person. The important message is don't even attempt contacting a serial killer even for something small.

Carnage is very unique among Spider-Man villains. His abilities alone makes him one of the most difficult to defeat. Also because an offspring of Venom, he too is immune to the Spidey sense. Oh wait it gets crazier, he also can create tentacles from his body at will. This allows him to stay on top of multiple opponents at once.

This guy is insanity in every sense of the word. From his personality being incredibly dark or what some considers true ugliness of his soul. There isn't anything else that makes this guy happy than killing people in his path even for no reason at all. His symbiote is essentially his best friend wanting exactly what he wants.

It has been stated his bond with the symbiote is greater than anyone else's. Carnage is someone you should keep your eyes on at all times. You may never know a random baby crying could suddenly become his target like one time this happened. We're talking about a lunatic crazy enough to stand up to some of the most powerful beings.

Why I Love The Scarecrow (DC)

Hi everyone I'm Jack Red, it is about time I start talking about some of my absolute favorite comic book characters. I figured to do someone everyone knows about to a degree. The Scarecrow always has been one of my absolute favorite Batman villains as well as DC overall. This guy is truly gifted in terrifying people.


Dr. Jonathan Crane was in newer comics became obsessed with fear taking after his father. Originally he had that interest most of his life, secretly doing illegal experiments on people. He has little to no powers but he really does stand out. At one point, he was awarded with an Sinestro Ring that's uses the fear of others.

I can't name many adaptations that doesn't have this guy. He is an agent of chaos that enjoys causing mayhem by gassing people on a big scale. The Scarecrow does have some fighting skills that a lot of people not into comics isn't aware of. He was popular enough Marvel openly ripped this character off.

Let's just say I am not a fan let's move on. Dr. Crane has some of the most twisted, sickest costumes for any comic book villain. Unlike a huge number of them, he could care less about becoming a ruler or destroying things. For him, the true joy is being a factor in anarchy. He spent most of his life going against the order of things.

The Scarecrow is one of the select few Batman villains that could get a team of Batman's enemies together. Like the case of Batman: Arkham Knight game. It is just amazing how much damage he can do on his own. Yes sometimes he does assist some of Batman's enemies. Of course he too has his own goals.

The fact we got a crazy scientist dressed up like a scarecrow was brilliant. He has been around a long time going all the way back to 1941. He is more of a strategist than an actual fighter. If he could cause some panic before he gets taken down, he will be satisfy. This character has a long history in media with some truly great adaptations of him.

This guy is easily one of the most creative Batman villain with plenty to show for it. The Scarecrow will always been a thorn in the bat family's side for years to come. Injustice 2 even got Robert Englund to voice the character whose widely known for playing Freddy in a couple of things. Now that would be the horror equal to a perfectly made sandwich.

I am so thankful to have my wife

Hi everyone I'm Jack Red, I got married back in 2015 with a few weeks from now making it four years. I married my best friend in the whole world. A very special lady that not only made me proud but my family & her family as well. She means the world to me for so many reasons. Without her, I probably won't be even doing blogs or videos or even live streams in general.

She is in every sense of the word unique, one of a kind lady. I'm surprised she likes some stuff I liked including some I really didn't expect. I feel complete having her around in a way. Even having her away for a day makes me feel unsatisfied. I would do anything for this lady. She already made Halloween a more special holiday for me.

Just doing several things with her strengths our already unique bond. We met through a website that used to be called Myyearbook now Meetme. It had some similarities to the more commonly known Myspace website. We quickly became friends in record time. I didn't even care she used to live three hours away.

I really didn't because she has an interesting view on many things. She even got me to eat stuff I didn't like for the longest suddenly becomes some of my favorite dishes. A great dish from her is better than most restaurants I ever been to. Trust me I been to some great restaurants over the years. My wife to me always has been beautiful both on the outside as well as the inside.

I felt at the worst of times, she quickly calms me down. I do have a confession, I have a habit of getting fired out quickly. But I'm not a dangerously anger kind of person either. I just worry about stuff I shouldn't worry about in the first place. I really want to give my wife the treatment of royalty every single day.

I must be the luckiest guy in the world. My wife does many things to help me be more of myself. She would be a truly amazing mom some day. I really can't imagine another woman being more deserving to have kids with. I was there for her when some unfortunate stuff happened. I never came close to having a connection with anyone like this.

She is the kind of lady I go out of my way for. Recently I have given her some flowers as well as a nice heart ring. I was proud to even have known her but she was meant to be my partner in life. We both agreed our love goes beyond the concept of life & death. I am not writing this to cause any jealous whatsoever.

I chose to write this post because I truly love my amazing wife. She always been there for me when I needed her. I am slowly getting use to a few things but I'm trying to get better at them. To me, my wife is perfect in every sense of the word. I just wished I known her longer than I actually do. My life would've been even better than it is right now.

I love you with all of my heart Rebecca, please remember nothing can't ever replace you in life. Without you I'm simply nothing at all. The world has more meaning with you in it.

Jack Red reviews Ed, Edd n Eddy

Hi everyone I'm Jack Red, it's time to review another personal favorite Cartoon Network show I used to love. Ed, Edd n Eddy was a classic being one of the longest Canadian cartoons ever. It currently is the longest Cartoon Network show. Honestly I got a lot of praise as well as some big negatives to talk about.

1. Ed, Edd n Eddy (1999-2009)

Honestly this show caught on the way it did because they really nailed what it was like being kids. Of course some additional ridiculous stuff got thrown in no surprise there. It mostly centers around three outcasts that oddly share the same name. So they chose to name two of them differently to make it easier.

Double D is the genius of the group. He ends up being one of the nicest cartoon characters I ever seen. Ed is someone a lot of people could relate to. He is driven in doing stuff while not really thinking about his actions. Eddy is the cockiest know it all that gets the bad end of the stick. Usually Eddy gets his friends into tricking their neighbors to getting them quarters.

In order to get these ridiculously big jawbreakers. To clarify possibly close to a third of that size is the biggest you can get in real life. Now those are the ones you shouldn't even attempt to force into your mouth. It is recommended to use a hammer to break it up like a coconut. Of course, they don't do such a thing lol.

Eddy is willing to go low in order to get what he wants. He is essentially the all talk not walk guy. Up til late in this show, most of it took place in their neighbor hood. Eventually the action became centered around their school. Keep in mind, we don't get to see this school until that happens. There's a few great maps on Garry's Mod that did an amazing job recreating their neighbor hood.

However there's a few problems I must discuss here. For starters, you can tell after they moved the characters into school, the quality alone with originality went out the window. I will talk more about that in my next review. I felt most of those episodes sucked. Let's be honest prior to them going to school was all great for the most part.

They took away what helped it stand out against many cartoons. Some characters slowly weren't getting use much as they used to anymore. To me, this is when the show clearly wants to die. Honestly it is quite sad this should could've went on a little further if they wanted to. This show was a huge impact on me growing up.

The creator of this show has a long history with animation in general. Prior to this show, he created a short lived MTV cartoon called The Brothers Grunt. Some claim Ed, Edd n Eddy in some way continues it's legacy. Regardless I can safely say most of this show is good enough for me to still respect it.

2. Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show (2009)

Now we get to my single biggest problem with this show. The movie is a huge slap to the face. On and off, Eddy claims stuff about his brother. This movie finally reveals how much of it was true. Spoiler alert none of it was true. We get to see his big brother late in this movie. Oh boy where to begin on how disappointing this movie actually was to me?

They give us hints to what happened but never fully revealed it. So we are left clueless to the truth. I know this show wasn't big on story in general but we at least deserved that. Also this movie slightly felt more like the show than it's last few seasons. Trust me that isn't a step up in this case. They were given the chance of doing one more season or doing this movie.

Obviously they chose doing this movie because of the people making it wanted to move on from it. To be fair, this show did last a long time taking a little extra time in some seasons to make. So in a way I do see where they're coming from. But at the same time, we the fans deserve a more satisfying end than this.

Yes this movie was essentially the ending to a once great show. It was a bad journey movie that quickly lose it's appeal. They attempted to do something like this but clearly it got rushed. I felt just a little more time could've made this a bit better. Let's be more direct, this movie by itself is an insult to it's legacy & the guy who created it.

Even he knows how bad this movie was. I wish I could tell him to his face, why in god's name you went with that concept for a movie? I felt taking a few parts of previous episodes would've been a much better movie than this. Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show is not worthy of anything. I am sad to say this might be one of the disappointing Cartoon Network movies I have ever seen.